What would you rather happen

U.S. annexing Canada
or
Canada annexing U.S.

You tell me.

>modern Canada
>annexing anyone
There was a period when Canadians were cool though, right?

Yes. Canada used to be a forced to be reckoned with believe it or not. They helped liberate the Netherlands.Well, (((liberate))) but still.

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>trump
or
>weedman

All the strong alpha Canadian DNA died on Vimy Ridge. If those fuckers could see syrupland today they would rake every last leaf.

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US annexing Canada is literally nothing but benefits for us. US would pick up more libfags in they add in Ontario and Quebec, Praires are very conservative and the Territories...no one lives there so it's all good.

I'd prefer every canadian "man" woman and child be beheaded to save the world from a leaf posting apocalypse

>the fag tranny army
>annexing anyone
Amerisharts are so gay they cut their dick off

At least if America annexed Canada I'd get a few election cycles before I was living under Canadian law.

Canada does not deserve to exist.

The US installing a puppet government in Canada would be nice but no annexation pls.

Yes there was, Canada has been around for 400 years and we have only been cucked for about 50. Pic related.

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>taint USA with canadians
or
>improve Canada with americans
Canada should annex the US.

Canada isn't a nation its a hallucination.

Canada first. Their natural resources would be useful, it's addition would make us the largest country on the planet, their tarsands would push us past Russia and Saudi Arabia to become the largest oil producer on the planet, and they also have a reletivly small population which makes them easier to manage and have a smaller impact on elections once they are finally incorporated into the union as multiple states.
Mexico will come later, in the long term I want everything down to the Panama Canal.

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if we annexed canada, it would have to be done like fallout.

roaming death squads purging all of quebec and bc.

>purging all of Quebec
Amrica pls

Ya'll didn't even become a real country until just 35 years ago.

leave quebec for the french canadians and let them keep newfie and those other tiny useless places for seaports so they stay happy. all other are welcome to stay in the new united states.

>Being this autistic

They can annex our debt, all 20T. That should keep them busy for a while. Leafs will be too busy working paying off debt and not shitposting. Two birds with one stone. "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the rake again..."

Please annex us leafbros. I can't take living under ZOG anymore

Newfoundlanders are ok, they deserve a chance at sovereignty again if they want it. Circumstances forced them to become a province even though they didn't really want to and the mainland has been fucking them over ever since.

Part of me wonders why the us Canada already annexed Canada yet.

please rake me senpai

You weren't a truely sovereign state until 1982 and therfore not a real country. Countries are autonomous.

Australia is more autonomous than Canada is, even today.

I just hope it's a peaceful annexation/integration and I get full american rights and freedoms.

It'd be amazing to be able to travel freely across all of north america like an american

nah because there were plenty of alphas who eventually got killed in ww2

I wouldn't recommend Ontario past Toronto...Ottawa and that area is liberal to hell. Toronto is liberal too, but it'd be worth taking the...8th largest city in North America? Something like that.

Northern Ontario, best Ontario.

Manifest destiny, bro. It is inevitable that the United States of America will one day consist of the entirety of North America.

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Cant stop laughing. This is what voice typing looks like on an android phone. Just realized it.

couldn't understand you mate what you where trying to say. so what where you trying to say?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HERE IT COMES SENPAI LEAF Y....You Rdy ? :D

Im surprised the Us hasent annexed Canada yet. Google doesn't know how sentences work apparently.

oy. Canada. just slightly above eu standard. I luv your environmental law, but yo guys need less... well socialism.

Reminder that our leader is not literally the whole world's daily laughing stock.

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im american though...

Go to bed Justin, people would laugh at you, but no one outside of Canada has heard of you.

At least our leader doesn't suck cocks like yours probably does.

Reminder that the whole world needs to be periodically reminded that Canada even exists

Take my Albertan ass now daddy! I'm lubed up with extra heavy crude just the way you like it. Slide your Keystone XL into me and lets make the continent great again

Most faggots who use meme flags aren't

Ok but spit in the awwos mouth and tell her she's a dirty grill Do it!

Everyone I know of laughs their ass off when I tell them about shit hes done. Sadly nobody in america gives 2 shits about him. I only follow his escapades since hes a fucking joke.

>laughing stock
um, sweetie

>um

Id prefer we just wipe Canada out with a plague or something non destructive to the environment. They have nice property up there, dont want to destroy it.

let's start a petition for it

meanwhile in canada

>US annex canada
more votes for the deomcrats
stupidest fucking idea anyone ever had

When you become a euro style Amerfats will own the mexicucks,cucknadians

When's the day of the grill again? I could go for a burger. Make sure you put cheese on it, though. Can't stand hamburgers.

When you become a euro style union the Amerfats will own the mexicucks ,cucknadians.

make no difference the two are so similar

the invaluable advantage canadians have is that they all accumulated in the south so the beautiful land to the north is less populated

I have only fond memories of my visit there.