Has anyone experienced a chimp out before?

anyone has any stories about chimp outs?
i wana know if it all true

Yes. Without any details, everything was teetering on the edge of crisis, but the critical moment was when the dumbest chimp of the bunch literally picked up a broom and trash can lid, lifted the broom in the air and screamed "FOR NARNIA!"

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Nah, niggers are afraid of me.

As if you would ever dare say that outside of your mom's basement.

I was staying with my uncle in South Africa for 2 weeks. We were walking back from the range around 10 in the evening when some tramp jumped out of an alley brandishing a knife and screaming empty threats.
Fortunately, my uncle had an open-carry permit which meant he had an AR-15 slung over his shoulder at the time.
The tramp then shuffled back into the alley and we didn't see him again.
tldr pseudo chimpout?

that would be category one

>has anyone ever experienced a chimp out before?

you must be at least 13 years old to post on the internets

any one else have a chimp out story.
it doesn't need to have black chimp outs.

B..Bu .But the liberals,,,,, annon the they said guns are evil :****(

that was after they had their 'sandy hook' dumbass.
which was long before we actually had sandy hook

I'll greentext it.
>be me
>highschool, 4 years ago
>At cafeteria
>class before this was Cross Country, so I was already just kinda hopped up and angry because testosterone and working out, etc etc.
>sit a little bit far away from the nigger table, the Cross Country class had a little table we sat at
>niggers start raising their voices at eachother
>they start pushing
>punching and screaming "GIT DA FUG OF ME NIGGA"
>silently kek
>they start picking eachother up by the shirt and throwing eachother into tables/chairs
>other niggers and spics have gotten together and cheered them on
>our table is just watching in awe as these niggers beat eachother to pulps
>teachers are watching too, cause they know they cant break it up
>eventually one is just laying on the ground with a bloody nose mumbling some shit, I couldn't hear it
>he was taken to the nurse and didn't sit with those niggers again
desu its kinda fun, the same way watching two giraffes headbutt eachother is fun, its like a zoo

I've seen many chimpouts but never been on the receiving end of one.
>be me
>working as cook at Perkins back in high school
>at least a few times per month you'd see groups come in that always consist of a fat loud black mammy, thug boyfriend, and all their entire brood of niglets
>without fail, they always ran up a huge Bill, appetizers, entrees, desserts, drinks, etc
>time to pay the bill comes
>dindus always find the smallest flaw in an attempt to get the whole meal bill for free
>'muh coffee wasn't hot enough'
>'muh steak was too done'
>'the waitress didn't smile at us. Dat b rayciss n sheeeiit'
>'the fork had a little nick in it and ah scraped muh Lol
>all actual excuses I heard btw
>manager always told them 'I'm sorry. If there was a problem with your meal you should've informed us before you ate the entire things
>if you don't want to pay we will have to call the police
>chimpout inevitably ensues because niggers feel they're owed something for the smallest possible inconveniences
>police show up
>get to see many niggers and hair hatred hooligans get pepper sprayed, tazed, or just get their ass straight whupped by the police
>mfw

sounds straight and heterosexual
i like it user.

god damn, but then again high school is a prison and a zoo at the same time now a days
HOLY SHIT. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Caught in a few student-chimp protests.
Almost held up once.
Narrowly avoided an actual chimp-out protest road blockade.
Once had my window slightly damaged by a thrown rock during a taxi strike.

Nothing too dramatic. And I thank the gods every day for that.

ok so this one is a category one, but a tame one.
>be me
>communty college in hot ass texas
>lunch time
>there is an event and there is free hotdogs
>wait in a long line behind a reallt THICC balck women
>white women cut in front
>i get pissed off but only mumble under muh breath. wanted to give them a teat of their own medican.
>but didnt want to look like an asshole
>the fat black women says in a heavy thicc African accent "oh no no no."
>idea came, mention that someone should give them a taste of their own medican
>this was done to make it seem it was her idea, but was a careful seeding
>she is gonna move in and cuts in front of them i said i join you in on that.
>we get free hot dogs.
while it is tame, its still a chimp out moment.
but the best was getting that free food

> few years back
> "knock out game" in full swing, kinda worried about what might happen if I have to defend myself
> Christmas shopping with girlfriend
> young black kid in his late teens comes up to me, asks for money
> ignore him, continue through parking lot to store
> kid follows me
> starts shouting at me, racial slurs and incoherent babble
> people start to notice as we get closer
> kid continues yelling at me
> walk by black security guard, loss prevention guy
> kid stops
> I turn around and let him know I'm going to call the cops if this kid doesn't stop harassing me and my girlfriend
> guard doesn't want trouble, even if he is also black
> guy steps in front of kid and asks him to leave
> kid flips out and starts wailing on the guard, calling him a race traitor and shouting nonsense
> guard has at least a foot and eighty pounds on the little bastard
> guard grabs the kid and pushes him to the ground
> two older black women come over and start screaming at the guard about how he should be ashamed of himself
> guard tells them to step back as he pulls out his phone, knee on the kids back
> lady pulls out her purse when smacks the guard
> other staff come over now and try to get between them
> old ladies start screaming and throwing their items at the guard while the other employees try desperately to calm them down
> old women stop but won't leave, want to see manager, etc
> ten minutes or so later, I'm sitting at the little coffee shop inside the store and the police arrive
> women freak out about the 5-O being called
> WTF did they think would happen
> lots of people watching now
> police try to get the women to calm down
> point over at me, saying I started this
> realize I should have booked it
> a few moments later, officer comes over
> we walk for a moment, I explain what happened, girlfriend and this woman with her kids backs it up
> officer asks me to wait just in case and gets my info

To be continued...

Serious question: what is it about dindus, where once they've reached chimpout mode they can't even calm themselves down once police show up and are sticking weapons right in their faces?

inherent lack of impulse control. unlike humans, things like chimpout and other assorted criminal behavior is not optional for niggers.

> manager talks with cops
> offers them to go to the offices, review cameras of whatever
> old black women start yelling about racism and being detained
> cops don't try to move them haven't taken any real physical action yet
> one cop says something and the women freak out again and start swinging their bags and pushing a cart to the officers
> broken glass, dvds, clothes and random boxes everywhere
> cops subdue the two ladies
> black kid is already in handcuffs
> police call for backup, two more officers show up about five minutes later and the three get escorted away
> i stay inside but the women are hollering the whole time they get dragged out

Last nationwide + white chimpout was started in 1939

3/10 you tried

Hopefully they all got to spend christmas in jail.

>That was right after they had their false flag "attack" which was long before we actually had another false flag "attack"

There's no Niggers in El Paso