>be Italian who moved to Germoney for work
>travel around the country, see what kind of people roam the streets
>medium-big cities are all full of Turks and other shitskins
>over half of the couples who walk around are interracial couples (wish I was just joking)
>ethnic German women are for the most part repulsive, many of them are either fat, deformed or dykes with dyed hair, tattoos and piercings
>the few decent ones are actually tall and quite pretty though
>I'm an objective 8/10 who doesn't dress like a faggot
>most German women stare at me in the most obvious and thirsty way possible, all of them are overly polite
>decide to try dating apps like Tinder and OkCupid here, just for curiosity and to scout the market
>leave profile empty for the most part and start searching
>over 90% of female profiles I see have the same meme description: bisexual, vegetarian, studying psychology, political science or other marxist crap, open relationships, larping gurl gamer and Game of Thrones watcher, loves traveling, has cats
>lots of chinks for some reason (which coincidentally have the only profiles that do not give me a headache)
>keep the profile up for a couple days, get dozens upon dozens of women liking my profile and asking for hookups, most of them are shit tier so whatever
>alright, let's try switching and looking for men who like women (not even just for faggots)
I finally understood why German women are so desperate for migrant cock
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>fucking_hell.jpg
>get submerged by tons of profiles of the most pathetic males I've ever seen
>most of them are bisexual, polyamorous, agender, pansexual or some other kind of mentally ill ("sapiosexual" is apparently the current snowflake fashion)
>other staple features are: atheist, vegan, "A little extra" build, sometimes does drugs, favourite book Harry Potter, watches anime and Game of Thrones (seriously, what the fuck is up with this show), spends a lot of time thinking about injustice, global warming and gender equality, loves cats
>literally a fucking meme, I couldn't believe it
>keep searching and searching but can't find one single straight male who doesn't look completely fucked in the head
German women might be indoctrinated as shit but I can't really blame them for importing migrants in mass and begging to get fucked by men who actually ARE men and not some garden-variety manchild faggots.
Pics related are examples of typical male profile I saw, I'll post a couple more.
I love it when pussy magnets cone on Sup Forums.or politics board to brag about bein 8/10
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Now do I feel like an alpha male
Yeah cause i would be toally looking for a pasty, out of shape neckbeard (lol "average build") for some hot bisexual action if i was a fag
are these people fucking delusional or what's going on here
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Lmao
/tinder/ general?
this is what I got when i put my location as istanbul
so many qts omg
Maybe American big city girls with profiles like "well educated, well traveled, listen to npr, smart, foodie, like indie music, vegan, did I mention I think I'm smart because I listen to NPR" aren't so bad.
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Yeah, we know they've been heavily brainwashed and psychologically abused since the war. It's the fault of wealthy/powerful Jews and their whores, as are the problems Europeans are facing everywhere today.
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>ethnic German women are for the most part repulsive
can confirm. returning from eastern europe or southern europe you feel like on a cattle farm with all those cows running around. german women are repulsive.
>jacked
bierbauch is not jacked, fag
I can't shake this feeling that American hollywood media and music destroyed Europe by turning everyone into an idiotic fag. They saw the fantasy utopia on the glowing screen and were drawn in like insects. They idealized america, dreamt of it. But they never saw the ugly truth, only the fantasy.
why would you even install Tinder? doesn't it require you to use your real name? doesn't its chat system use Tinder's servers, meaning all your degenerate secret sex talk is in the hands of this company who has your real name? so anyone at the company can blackmail you with that data whenever they feel like it in the future? so by using Tinder you officially block yourself for the rest of your life from ever reaching any sort of high status without being compromised or blackmailed? why would you do that to yourself? am i missing something here?
>not linking it to a fake Jewbook account
What do you expect with an overly american centric education system since 10+ years at least.
What about the chinks? What kind of profiles they have? post capture
Literally 99.99% of Tinder users wouldn't even be worth to blackmail. You obviously have extreme paranoia if you think a large company would blackmail their users.
Daily reminder to not put statements about your interests or personal info on Tinder profile if you want to score.
Put height and a funny joke if you can think of one, if you can't just put height. Everything else is just pussy kryptonite.
kek i lost
What's that phrase the Krauts use? Germany, awaken? Well looks like Germany hit the snooze button
bloody manlets
I'm uniquely positioned in my industry, and people are always coming at me with shady as fuck offers trying to get a piece of my pie. I always feel the target on my back.
I'm even more scared to sign up for seekingarrangement
Tinder is really bad for dudes. It's embarrassing that on grindr guys look a lot better ( even though most are still ugly ). I never see fatties upload stuff of themselves on grindr though.
Fuck me. I'm so happy all ice for to worry about is feral negros. Europe is fucked.
>so anyone at the company can blackmail you with that data whenever they feel like it in the future?
>cucking for a company that cares about your personal life
never gonna make it
>dykes with dyed hair, tattoos and piercings
yeah this is real, i don't know where this started, but i think "Pink" (you know that american singer) plays a big part in this
Using OKCupid bias your sample. The cater to that cancer. All the personality questions are SJW shit.
Here is the hilarious email they sent after Trump's inauguration:
>At OkCupid, we believe that judging others based on their sex, religion, country of origin, or orientation is un-American. There is no room for intolerance.
Instead, we’ve celebrated individuality in all its various forms since we were founded. Our users live in 214 countries around the world. They identify as 22 genders and 13 orientations. They are Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Atheists, Buddhists and Agnostics.
>We strongly believe that America’s history of welcoming others not only represents the best of American values, but it also defines the core of what has made our country the great place it is, and has been. Love, not hate, is the solution.
>OkCupid is open to all individuals. Thanks for making OkCupid a welcoming place.
Standard tindersloot. Nothing too crazy, just what you'd expect from a straight woman who wants to hook up.
german """men"""
AHAHAHAHAHA
all the good germans migrated to the US it seems
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Got any more?
Is that ma nigga Teal'C ???
>Europe is fucked
>Live in a country where black openly kill white people because they are white
>Has to live in a closed quarter to feel safe.
They put that shit in their profiles because they think that's what the women on there want. OKCupid is evil that way.
Wtf is homoflexible
>176cm
LMAO
Not that their women are worth much either anyway.
>i'm only 5'0, i can make anything look big.
Must be salty of all those 3 inches she's been taking
Go bang her op
A couple more, scroll the thread though.
>if i was a fag
>"if"
kek that nose
>homoflexible
if this was YLYL thread I would lost hard on this one
and died in two wars within 50 years
He does have a point though, the German man has be almost completely demasculinated. Though the ones in the Bundeswehr retain some level of ass kicking masculinity
Almost baited me, what sort of abomination has this world met
Gotta say that France can keep up pretty well too though.
Ayy indeed nigga
No they're still pretty bad.
Nice job team
>mfw got a traditional german girl
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>virgin when we met
>only interested in normal sex with a little fun like handcuffs and being held down
The last of her kind. Cheers for the ego boost op.
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Damn I posted the wrong one, and I hope you are JOKING that you got almost baited by those abominations
New word for a Rusty trombone I suppose
>staright and gay and by the way bisexual also
>some Hebrew
Then again, I've noticed that Okcupid enables that kind of bullshit, and that's exactly why that kind of retard flocks to that website. All the women' profiles I see say things like
>what can't you live without
feminism
>what do you think about?
How to smash the patriarchy
For real, I once tried to have an argument with one, asking why she thinks women aren't equal nowadays? And she brought up the wage gap, which I completely destroyed. Her only retort was ad hominem bullshit "hurr you must be a sad little man who doesn't know any woman to not support feminism"
Just use something else.
It means you can suck your own dick while Mohammad plows your wife.
then don't dumb nigger
it's not that hard to be alone
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>Though the ones in the Bundeswehr retain some level of ass kicking masculinity
They literally do rifle training with broomsticks though.
Where did you find her?
Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.
>Homoflexible, heteroflexible
Really what is that supposed to mean?
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German women are some sort of ogress, they are 2m and 80kg with massive jaws and massive feet for the most part. Even when they are young they look like some dyke authoritarian teacher. Anglo women are gold compared to the kraut one.
A straight male who isn't fucked in the head doesn't need tinder to score. It's a far cry for the hopeless and complete social rejects.
This thread is bullshit.
Going through male tinder entries being all like 'wow look at those fags and losers'.
That's like digging through a pile of shit and yelling "DAMN why w.
Porn addict.
Only degenerates use tinder in Germany.
Iam not saying you are not wrong, but on tinder you will only find the Most desparate germans. But this scum lives in any big citie in every country
>tip
All this time we've never considered the men were more indoctrinated than the women.
>heteroflexible
never hear that one before, what does it even mean?
FUCK.
> tfw based Christopher Judge engaged in unwitting fag enabling by cuck germans
He didn't ask for this.
>But this scum lives in any big citie in every country
s-sure user, if it makes you feel better
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>over half of the couples who walk around are interracial couples (wish I was just joking)
I have travelled around in Germany too, and this isn't accurate at all. Did you live in some immigrant ghetto or something?
>location on tinder
bitch try Cluj Napoca or Bucharest
if you dont like the girls there imma post a pic of myself sucking a hungarian's fat bitch toe
This is a fake profile/spam bot
Can confirm. Anglos got some good looking women, while Germans are the worst looking white women.
Some of the descriptions are outright hilarious.
>214 countries
Isn't there just around 190? I mean yeah there's a few ambiguous ones but pumping that number up by 24 is just retarded.
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>be Italian
>doesn't dress like a faggot
This trash ass profile gave me the following diseases: Achondroplasia Acne AIDS Albinism Alcoholic hepatitis Allergy Alopecia Alzheimer's disease Amblyopia Amebiasis Anemia Aneurdu Anorexia Anosmia Anotia Anthrax Appendicitis Apraxia Argyria Arthritis Aseptic meningitis Asthenia Asthma Astigmatism Atherosclerosis Athetosis Atrophy Autism Bacterial meningitis Barack Obama syndrome Beriberi Black Death Botulism Breast cancer Bronchitis Brucellosis Bubonic plague Bunion Bella killer Calculi Campylobacter infection Cancer Candidiasis Carbon monoxide poisoning Celiacs disease Cerebral palsy Chagas disease Chalazion Chancroid Chavia Cherubism Chickenpox Child elongated penis syndrome Chlamydia Chlamydia trachomatis Cholera Chordoma Chorea Chronic fatigue syndrome Circadian rhythm sleep disorder Coccidioidomycosis Colitis Common cold Condyloma Congestive heart disease Coronary heart disease Cowpox Cretinism Crohn's Disease Dengue Diabetes Diphtheria Dehydration Ear infection Ebola Encephalitis Emphysema Epilepsy Erectile dysfunction Foodborne illness Gangrene Gastroenteritis Genital herpes GERD Goitre Gonorrhea Heart disease Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hepatitis C Hepatitis D Hepatitis E Hepatitis F (Childhood Herpes)
Its all a ruse my friends, they write bisexual because they think it could make them more interesting, they will still all be unhappy though
youtube.com
German men sit down to pee.
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>handcuffs
what is this, a residual fifty shades of gray meme still in her brain? what a tiresome and superfluous chore. just imagine being this guy and having to waste incredible amounts of time and precious braincells keeping track of and catering to someone else's retarded arbitrary meme desires. thank you for renewing my disdain for relationships with western women
Because pic related has culled all the Alpha males in Europe through centuries of warfare. Beta males are literally leading each other down the path of faggotry.
wew lad, demisexual is actually new to me
>72% match
um...
>Straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual
It reminds me good ol' eMule
>mom tits nude xxx blowjob ass busty blonde mature amateur.jpeg
>tfw they are all fucking beta faggots
>tfw they are still taller than me
This is tinder, but honestly what the ratios of these among young people in Germany? I mean, there has to be a lot of normal guys right? If not I don't wonder the whole notyourwomen rapefugee loving thing, they at least look like men although they behave like monkey and goat fuckers.
The profile is practically empty, I just checked a couple marks to say I don't smoke or drink.