Brit/pol/ - His Holiness Edition

>Will you Cross The Line?
crosstheline.co.uk/

>Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters
thesun.co.uk/news/4114784/britain-rely-german-airforce-nato/

>UK and EU still split on citizens' rights
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40715008

>Have we reached 'peak London' as millennials leave in record numbers?
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/30/can-exodus-from-london-be-good-for-britain-reviving-the-regions

>Free movement will end with Brexit, insists UK immigration minister
edition.cnn.com/2017/07/27/europe/brexit-immigration-free-movement/index.html

>Fury as Britain gives £30m aid to fund general election in Kenya which activists fear will end in a bloodbath
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4743152/Fury-Britain-gives-30m-aid-fund-Kenya-s-election.html

>Maltese PM: I'm starting to believe Brexit will not happen
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/28/britain-should-fight-for-second-brexit-referendum-malta-pm

>Luxembourg’s Prime Minister warns of a £54bn Brexit ‘divorce bill’
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/luxembourg-xavier-bettel-prime-minister-54-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-a7867291.html

>Gove says chlorinated chicken would be banned under any UK-US trade deal
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jul/26/gove-says-chlorinated-chicken-would-be-banned-under-any-uk-us-trade-deal-politics-live

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13563516
stopsmartmeters.org/the-science/
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40771900
ft.com/content/afc39739-d889-3f11-a9f2-f41258408c69
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons
economist.com/news/britain/21725268-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-can-get-stuffed-british-politics-has-become-dangerously-bad-tempered
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/28/brexit-the-eu-nationals-exiting-britain-a-bit-of-me-is-dying-but-i-cant-stay
politico.eu/article/uk-lawmakers-post-brexit-immigration-policies-formulated-in-the-dark/
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40630242
theguardian
archive.is/t3Q3L
politico
archive.is/VMvuv
newstatesman
archive.is/En4Wk
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40785740
bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/4730201/bendigo-sex-offender-stalked-15-year-old-girl/
wspa.com/2017/05/12/teen-pretends-to-be-anime-character-chases-girl-gets-arrested/
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/27/i-just-burst-into-tears-partners-men-commit-child-abuse-crimes
thesudburystar.com/2017/01/17/sentence-looms-in-child-porn-case
strawpoll.me/13593136
archive.is/Jj04U
archive.is/al0a7
archive.is/crkcv
archive.is/D9YDf
archive.is/gBYfh
archive.is/S3XRj
archive.is/V5TUK
strawpoll.me/13593136/r
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Even 40 million Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

How is British Gas allowed to hike up prices, even when wholesale prices are falling?

Who is the UK energy regulator (Ofgen?)
Why are they failing, where's the corruption?

NEW LINKS WHEN.

What are you doing when we need you Rightly?

strawpoll.me/13563516
strawpoll.me/13563516
strawpoll.me/13563516
strawpoll.me/13563516
strawpoll.me/13563516

I seem to be the only one who gives a shit about the links, did the last 3. Otherwise they just stay the same all week.

You're doing gods work user.

I do it all to make Hitchens proud.

Presumably increased demand from the population rising, decreased certainty with regards international trading costs post-Breggsit, parties promising to hike corporation tax.

No lad, every single issue is as shallow as it first seems when presented on a single graph. The correct response is to autisticly screech and blame greedy corporations and not decades of government market mismanagement.

Thread is rather dead this afternoon. Was anyone around for the shittest comfy hours in weeks last night?

Pint of Jupiter lads 6 euros

Can we talk about how we hate minorities some more
What minority groups do you hate the most lads. For me its semites as a whole, though I also hate africans.

i've done a few new links but some absolute giga-autist reverts back to these every time.

let's make the next thread a thread to be proud of. fresh links, archived, on topic, no infighting.

but british gas is specially protected, hand in hand with the government. it's not just any old corporation, it's a very special corporate-govt partnership.
they always seem to cuck the govt whenever it tries to regulate

witness the massive con known as
>SMART METERS

smart meters that don't work accurately, that customers have to pay for (in their bill), that have to be fitted by an "official (tm)" british gas technician.
and they don't work, or reduce your fuel bill - encouraging people to turn their heating offf more is not a solution - it actually kills more old people every year

so why do we allow this murderous cabalistic, corrupt, monster to govern our energy system?

the govt took subsidies away from renewables (we could argue renewables forever) but it put that funding basically back into the pockets of fat cat energy corporates.

>do take a look at pic related for the smart meter conspiracy

The format right now is the way its always been and it looks tidy. There's no need to archive it but I can go and get new links.

...

But start adding the previous edition you cunts.

Why is brit/pol/ full of tripfags these days?

i can tell you're a phoneposter

because

of how you type

but wait

>we don't need archive links which actively stop the MSM getting click shekels and data harvests
^^^ why not?

I don't need to be convinced about smart meters, I have experience with them being fucked, that much I'll concede. I doubt it was wholly intentional though, because people WOULD notice, people HAVE noticed, and the backlash against it if it were found to happen on a scale like that would be catastrophic. It's probably just negligence and corner-cutting.
It also seems a little reductionist to assume that there's something dodgy going on when the current financial landscape for the UK is as rough as is.

I'm not a phone poster. I gave the wrong person a (You) and added something else to what I said. Fuck off with your picking over nothing you colossal fucking cunt.

I do recall the pints being a rip off in Amsterdam. I couldn't get a proper drinking sesh going because it was that bloody dear so I just had to settle for some of the devil's lettuce.

whats going on with the billboard and the fappy mondays and memes

While we're at it, don't add your autistic format to Brit/pol/ that you made up. I remember your links. They had titles you made up, then 2 links spammed below them of a real one and an archive. Then you had the title as "Brit/pol/:" looks messy lad and its not how its ever been done.

Trips aren't inherently bad, there are a couple of tolerable ones. But cunts like WN and Preusse offer absolutely nothing to the table.

That's nothing. When I was in Melbourne the other month I payed $14 for a pint of fucking Peroni.

i knew they were faulty, jacked up prices and were basically a waste of time
but apparently they're bad for your health too
stopsmartmeters.org/the-science/

it seems to be one symptom of a failing system.

I think we need to look at our infrastructure as a whole. people tend to say we don't have the money but atm we pump in billions each year to renew our old crumbling infrastructure. if we were smart (and didn't rely on jumbo gov contracts) we could start evolving our energy and transport systems for the new century

glad to REEEE you

jej, i'm gonna have a good day.
>its not how its ever been done
at least i know you're british, probably a tory too.

I'm far worse than WN tbf

What is this breastfeeding thing
What
Shut up and go back to your women's circle

>Will you cross the line?
tfw I was considering protesting the traitorous policies of our government but made to realise that doing so would likely result in a murder conviction and lots of people reproaching me on social media.

>it seems to be one symptom of a failing system.
I will say, the shift towards making everything 'smart' (i.e. automated and connected to a larger system) seems incredibly short-sighted to me. If a power cut can shut down your infrastructure it seems to me to be poorly set up.

It's mental I might have to lad

It's just a way to get attention

"Look at me, I've got a boob out in public lol"

>last night was literally a bunch of tripcunts accusing each other of being nonces for hours on end

The autism runs deep in Brit/pol/.

>Brexit latest: Free movement of EU citizens to Britain will end in 2019
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html

>UK will not cut taxes, says Philip Hammond
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40771900

>Brexit in name only and the politics of transition
ft.com/content/afc39739-d889-3f11-a9f2-f41258408c69

>‘Enough is enough' Scheming Philip Hammond warned to stop plotting as PM holidays in Italy
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons

>British politics has become dangerously bad-tempered
economist.com/news/britain/21725268-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-can-get-stuffed-british-politics-has-become-dangerously-bad-tempered

>'A bit of me is dying. But I can’t stay': the EU nationals exiting Britain
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/28/brexit-the-eu-nationals-exiting-britain-a-bit-of-me-is-dying-but-i-cant-stay

>Post-Brexit immigration policies ‘formulated in the dark’
politico.eu/article/uk-lawmakers-post-brexit-immigration-policies-formulated-in-the-dark/

>Jeremy Corbyn: “wholesale” EU immigration has destroyed conditions for British workers
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british

>Illegal immigrants able to enter Britain unchallenged because there are no checks at half of small ports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/

>General election 2017: Brexit dominated voters' thoughts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40630242

I tried to drink women's pee directly from their pussies several times. I fantasise about drinking everything and not losing any single drop. However, we were not able to accomplish this until now. The following things might go wrong:

Her stream might not precisely target my mouth.
If she has a continuous stream and she doesn't stop, when my mouth gets full I need to swallow. At that point, I am unable to swallow without shutting my mouth. So while I swallow I lose some of the pee which goes off my mouth.
In order to solve the above problem I put my lips around her hole. This not only allows me to suck her, which is awesome, but I won't lose the stream while swallowing. However, another problem might occur eventually. I can't catch up with the stream, because she pees faster than I can swallow.

I know that in theory we should eventually succeed in doing this, but haven't yet. Do you guys have any tips? Are we missing something? Please share your advices here.

Run them through an archive
>theguardian com/politics/2017/jul/28/brexit-the-eu-nationals-exiting-britain-a-bit-of-me-is-dying-but-i-cant-stay
archive.is/t3Q3L
>politico eu/article/uk-lawmakers-post-brexit-immigration-policies-formulated-in-the-dark
archive.is/VMvuv
>newstatesman com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british
archive.is/En4Wk

You started off two cunts who were content on shitting up the thread and you are a nonce tbqh.

>Trips aren't inherently bad

No you're not, you sometimes make informative posts. I have never seen one thought provoking or insightful post from WN. He also licks up to Preusse which is pathetic.

>The Muslim women pharmacists at the Boots across the road are more relaxed, respectful and hard working than the native Brits at the Lloyd's Pharmacy

Seriously, the boots Muslim employees are outstanding. Always smile, if there's a problem with your order they'll do their best to sort it out going beyond the call of duty.
The native Brits at Lloyd's are shit tier, always unattractive old women in desperate need of a part-time job to keep themselves afloat, always complaining, get frustrated when a problem occurs and try to push you out faster because the line's getting long. They never smile and NEVER remember your name.

I say bring on our Muslim qt pharmacist overlords

You, Colonial Scum and Rightly are the only tripmongs I can even begin to tolerate. WN is an absolute cunt.

petulant feminist bastards

the strongest censorship is shaming by peers
if people are worried to speak for fear of negative judgement by peers, its' a lot stronger than a law would be

Yes based norbot!!!
archiving: the pragmatic tactic to kill the MSM

fucking reddit

I don't want to keep talking about it, last night's thread was the worst comfy hours in a long time.

Thank you viking bot.

>archiving: the pragmatic tactic to kill the MSM
If we archive links, not only does it look messy, but it means we can only have half the number of links because of the character limit.

Because of you. No one wants you hear.

>Jeremy Corbyn: “wholesale” EU immigration has destroyed conditions for British workers
He's moved from Socialist to NatSoc now?

>here*
Alright, I'm phone posting.

>tfw rain

He means European nationals in Britain, not the pakis I'm almost sure.

No one wants tripcunts in general but we stay regardless. Remember the uproar from YKTD? The hate towards him quickly transmogrified into a little bit of respect and pity when he decided to leave, what are tripcunts without him?

Completely different and we went over this last night. Besides you being an animenonce, we already have upwards of 10 relatively established tripcunts and you provide nothing. People aren't going to get used to having a nonce as a tripcunt in the same way they did YKTD over the course of 2 years.

That's because they've been trained harshly by their husbands to respect authority and to be obedient. Doesn't mean I necessarily approve or disprove of this practice but these are the facts.

He's obviously worked out that immigration is one topic that could seriously cost him support in the next election, so he's changed his public stance.

>we stay regardless
Oh fuck off you literally just appeared yesterday and now you're talking like you're one of the gang.

Well it's hard to actually say I've done something yet because I only just got the trip yesterday. I could easily start an insightful discussion.

Coming home to London tomorrow just end me

How can we be on the wrong side of history when we're at the end of it?

I'd prefer it if you dropped your ridiculous sounding trip all together and then burned your nonce stash.

>Hanamaru
>not Hanamaru Kunikida

Cheers babe.

Not surprised people are telling me to fuck off, the only thing I'm doing is thinking in the long-term. All tripfags are told to fuck off when they become one.

Why do Brit/pol/ love rehashing the same accusation over and over again at literally everyone? It serves no purpose.

Here, let's actually talk about something.

Did you hear about the Labour MP who got a brick chucked at his face by some motorcyclist?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40785740

That was before the animenonce came back. You're a breath of fresh air now.

It truly is embarrassing to have an animenonce in here as a tripcunt and you must see that. There are no shortage of them and there's just no conceivable reason why you should have one. You aren't funny, insightful or even intelligent. Just a nonce.

>rehashing the same accusation
Why would we change the accusation that you're guilty of?

just archived all of your (shit) links and it's still under the character limit
and it doesn't look messy. it looks good to me. every archive link is one less coin to the MSM, plus it holds them to account when they try to retract stories

consider yourself btfo
also why is every link brexit?
i know it's a big / umbrella topic for the UK but there's other shit going on. if we keep listening to the guardianista class for forming our opinions, how are we going to move on?

i won't go into a brexit tirade but if we're in the business of taking back sovereignity, how do we start?

Stop being modest you big fucking fag, we all clearly like you. Prick

You seem so hellbent on calling me a nonce but there's no context or justification for your argument.

If you're so determined, show some evidence already. Otherwise your accusations are void. Also, "muh anime" doesn't count.

If you do not have the autisitic commitment that YKTD had then don't bother or you''ll end up a half baked trip. If you can make threads, keep the discussion on track and contribute insightful posts then go for it. If you're just some dick with no original thoughts who just wants to say "anonymongs btfo" all day then fuck off. Do what you want I'm getting sick of this general anyway.

If you are an adult male and watch anime you're a nonce.

there are spebit lacers itt
might be back later
sort it out

We aren't posting your shit format. If you make a new thread with a made up format, people will change it back when the next set of links come about and I'll continue posting in the correct format.

You post anime, your name pretty much screams of it, and we don't want you as a tripcunt in here.

>context
>anime doesn't count
Hmmm
>His computers and USB devices were seized, which were found to contain 1684 images and 20 videos of child exploitation material.
>The majority were in anime or other cartoon styles and depicted children engaging in sexual acts with adults.
bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/4730201/bendigo-sex-offender-stalked-15-year-old-girl/
>He said Bretnall recorded the incident on his phone. Bretnall told deputies he and his friend were recreating a Japanese anime character as the one teen charged after her.
wspa.com/2017/05/12/teen-pretends-to-be-anime-character-chases-girl-gets-arrested/
>Ballen also found a CD containing images of child abuse and illegal comics and anime depicting underage sex and child abuse. She turned it all over to police.
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/27/i-just-burst-into-tears-partners-men-commit-child-abuse-crimes
>A former counsellor with the handicapped in Greater Sudbury who was found a year ago with a large amount of child pornography movies and pictures, including anime images, will be sentenced in early February.
thesudburystar.com/2017/01/17/sentence-looms-in-child-porn-case

>caring what some tripfags think about you
Christ the state

Let's vote on it.

strawpoll.me/13593136
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>insightful posts
>Peter Hitchens copypaste
pick one.

The middle aged women and even the nigger at my local Lloyd's Pharmacy are all decent, friendly people

Those muslims are probably stealing medical chemicals for bomb-making. Don't be fooled.

>being a gay namefag avatarfag
Christ the state

>Brexit latest: Free movement of EU citizens to Britain will end in 2019
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html
archive.is/Jj04U

>UK will not cut taxes, says Philip Hammond
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40771900
archive.is/al0a7

>Brexit in name only and the politics of transition
ft.com/content/afc39739-d889-3f11-a9f2-f41258408c69
archive.is/crkcv

>‘Enough is enough' Scheming Philip Hammond warned to stop plotting as PM holidays in Italy
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons
archive.is/D9YDf

>British politics has become dangerously bad-tempered
economist.com/news/britain/21725268-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-can-get-stuffed-british-politics-has-become-dangerously-bad-tempered
archive.is/gBYfh

>'A bit of me is dying. But I can’t stay': the EU nationals exiting Britain
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/28/brexit-the-eu-nationals-exiting-britain-a-bit-of-me-is-dying-but-i-cant-stay
archive.is/t3Q3L

>Post-Brexit immigration policies ‘formulated in the dark’
politico.eu/article/uk-lawmakers-post-brexit-immigration-policies-formulated-in-the-dark/
archive.is/VMvuv

>Jeremy Corbyn: “wholesale” EU immigration has destroyed conditions for British workers
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british
archive.is/En4Wk

>Illegal immigrants able to enter Britain unchallenged because there are no checks at half of small ports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/
archive.is/S3XRj

>General election 2017: Brexit dominated voters' thoughts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40630242
archive.is/V5TUK

Look! This guy thinks he can take me out with a strawpoll! It doesn't work that way lad.

>thinking I'm not self aware

What is even the point of including the original links if you're going to archive them? It's unnecessary and messy.

The absolute state of that fat biker

Tracksuits look bad enough when you're slim or average

Here we go, second day into your shitty trip project and you're all ready a narcissistic cunt.

You're a temporary tripmong, because sooner or later you'll cave under the majority of people who won't acknowledge you as anything other than an annoying nonce who has picked up a trip after 3 days of browsing.

I'm not even mad. You're the one getting all hot and bothered about it. That's not being narcissistic, that's the facts.

The fact that even your presence in this thread derails it should prove you aren't wanted.

strawpoll.me/13593136/r
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>But still refuses to control immigration

Be fair, I'm half-tolerable when I'm actually being serious.

I'm just sick of seeing gormless twats wanting to be the next yktd.

>Sup Forums joked about paedophilia being normalised by the left
>it's actually happening

I know, I was just having a bit of banter. I know the difference between a tripmong here because he's lonely and wants (You)'s while actually providing something of value and one who's here simply because he's new to Brit/pol/ and think it'll be cool like the animenonce.

It's official. My mummy has told me that I need to get a job now that I've failed uni. Where does a twenty year old NEET with no experience at all start?

No, you're a Thatcherite cunt

Even when you're being serious you have nothing interesting to say.

>fail Uni

How did you manage that, la'?

>Muslims aren't inherently bad

I voted No