/ptg/ President Trump General - Nothing Burger Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump presents Medal of Honor to Specialist 5 McCloughan 7/31/17
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>Pres Trump speaks after swearing in WH CoS Kelly 7/31/17
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>Pres Trump full Cabinet meeting w/Gen Kelly 7/31/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Mnuchin, Mcmaster) 7/31/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #27 7/28/17
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>Pres Trump rinses penis 7/28/17
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>Pres Trump/ICE Dir Homan/Rep King speech on MS-13 7/28/17
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>This Week @State Dept 7/28/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence honoring First responders 7/27/17
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>AG Sessions in El Salvador 7/27/17
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>MatrixTrump
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>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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Awoo?

AWAAAAAAAAN

Are we still shitting on muslims in the new thread?

uhhh

>Welcome to the West Wing Tony, here's your office.

>Nice pla--

>Adm. Paul Zukunft said his first action upon becoming aware of Trump's tweets was to have his office reach out to all 13 members of the Coast Guard who have self-identified as transgender.

GUYS

AWOO~

So this is where the goat raping came from. I honestly thought it just was a meme.

We shitting on Muslims forever

regretting pushing the seth rich story,drumpfkins?

LOL

Say goodbye to your command

>Trump learning of Adm. Paul Zukunft's actions has decided to execute him in public for disobeying orders.

nice

We should just call it Britait. scotland want out again, ireland doesn't like us anymore and wales couldn't give less of a shut

Nancy Pelosi ordered a hit on Steve Scalise

youtube.com/watch?v=sVAHIb3AosY

0:08 to 0:12

She rehearsed her speech saying he was dead. Caught herself midway. Pic related came out today.

>Nothing Burger
When did nothing burger become a concept, never heard it before the whole Russia thing

Nice

Kind of a weird outfit for today's press briefing

Islam is the future of the West. We must join with him. We must join with Mohammed, it would be very wise

Its Over Share Blue

oann.com/ed-butowsky-refutes-wheeler-lawsuit-clears-trump-of-any-russian-collusion/

Nice. Best I've ever gotten is Monkey Mentality retweeting me.

Hillary said her emails were a nothingburger

>13
Throwing away a 30+ year career for 13 mentally ill degenerates. Sad!

awoo....awan...


oh no...

What the fuck?

To the remaining Islamophobe livestock:

You aren't special. You aren't clever. Since the beginning of Sup Forums, we have seen -quite literally- THOUSANDS of Islamophobe shills (just like you) enter this board armed with clickbait narratives and an air of smug superiority, certain that they could outsmart us. Every last one of them was shit out the other end of Sup Forums having made no impact whatsoever.

You WILL fail, just like the rest. This is not a prediction; it's a statement of fact. You won't change any minds. No one will remember you. This board is still going strong, which speaks volumes about the ineffectuality of past trumpfags.

You can't argue against this, all that you can do is sarcastically dismiss it. Whether or not you choose to admit it, we both know that I'm right. No matter what you say or do, you'll be getting fucked during the incoming impeachment while we laugh at you. Go fuck yourself.

P.S. this post is pasta - I wouldn't waste any real time on you.

well happily kill you traitors

Wew

We need to get to the bottom of this shit.

Yea.

>Nice. Best I've ever gotten is Monkey Mentality retweeting me.

I got a response from Le Dilbert Man once

so early february is reported and Imran loses his access to the House IT systems. he and his wife know they're basically fucked at this point.

in march of 2017 imran's wife runs to the schools their kids are at and yanks them out to go take them on a flight to pakistan via a connection in Qatar. The feds stop and inspect person/property, finding out she has over $10K in cash on her person, food, clothing, and household goods. basically it's obvious she's running. they let her go and note that she has a ticket to come back to the US in September 2017, but they know it's highly unlikely she or the kids will ever return to the US.

Imran in the meantime is getting paid but his access is suspended, he knows his wife got caught on the way out. he buys a flight in mid-July, several weeks out. when he goes to take the flight, he is stopped and arrested on the basis of the misrepresentation to get the loan.

so basically
>guy is massively overpaid along with brothers to do basic IT work when other staffers aren't
>gets a loan by lying and saying a property is his primary residence instead of a rental property because the credit union he goes to won't issue home equity loans against rental property
>as soon as he gets the HELOC loan money, he wire transfers it and other money out of the country
>days later, the government realizes that people are leaking data. Imran and his two brothers lose access, but Imran is kept on payroll
>wife runs away under highly suspicious circumstances with $12K in cash on her person
>Imran Awan himself tries to run but the government sees this and chooses to arrest him instead.

Literally so fucking dumb. I can't wait for more details on all the shit they did to hit the fan.

>Wheeler files suit against FOX that Seth Rich murder was fake news.
>Normies and headline only viewers suddenly know who Seth is.
>Search traffic for "Seth Rich" explodes, bigly.
mfw

Zukinft BTFO!

wew lad
I remember I replied in support of Stefano Gobanna's post of FLOTUS after he dressed her and was catching a lot of SJW flack on social media
he replied to my comment with "Thank u" &heart emojis
bretty cool

How does this make you feel?

The other thing was wan wan wan... Shit!

Missed today's briefing. Can I get a quick rundown...how'd Sarah do?

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ALL 13 OF THEM HUH?

she wants the D

Id let her gobble my nobble tbqh

What exactly did FOX say about seth rich that was fake news?
And how is trump related to this? or is it just annonymous sources again?

>Missed today's briefing. Can I get a quick rundown...how'd Sarah do?

She slaughtered without mercy

Hillary used it to describe her emails, and CNN used it to describe muh russia (in secret)

They had some PI on the show who said he had a smoking gun but he didn't

dws was paying muslim brotherhood spies shitloads of taxpayer money for them to steal as much classified info as possible, essentially?

More like Britaint, coz it ain't Brit no more

How is he at the moment?
Also, this is so fucking insane that they kept the information for so long, if true.

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I feel so happy.

Muhammad was a pedophile.

Denied allegations of both "dictating" on airforce one and trump being involved with seth rich's story

Happy. they should ban anything that isn't the Union Jack or a local county flag

Like her shit back

You got this bro

Tell me, Sven when did the west abandon reason for madness?

He's been released from the hospital.

w e w
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bigleaguepolitics.com/audio-rod-wheeler-explains-fox-news-fiasco-claims-brother-blocked-wikileaks-inquiries/

You know whats funny? Assuming muslim take over of every European country is successful, wouldn't that mean that all of Europe would unite against Israel and begin a Muslim crusade against the jews? Why do (((they))) push our nations to take Islamic refugees into our countries?

HOLY SHIT, BEN GARRISON!

No he was not.
People did not get that old in those times and therefore married quicker.

He had a deep tissue surgery 3 weeks ago for an internal infection. Trump's surgeon is still with him in that CIA hospital.

She was six years old, you sick fuck.

What are you fucking gay?

WE HAVE A NEW POPE IN TOWN

Yes. It's the sort of cartoonishly evil thing that you'd expect someone working for a Bond villain to do.

Burn every EU flag you can find.

anyone got some pics of Ivanka in that green outfit from today?

in return, here's some thicc in

I thought he got released? Trump said so when he honored the capitol police

That surgeon is an unsung hero in my book.

> it's not pedophilia if it's the prophet
Allah is still a dog and Mohammed still fucks pigs. Your father was a dog as well and all your sisters are sows.

>When did nothing burger become a concept

>"Nothing burger" — originally often seen written as "nothingburger" — was likely first popularized in the early 1950s by a Hollywood gossip columnist named Louella Parsons to describe a person or idea that's essentially a whole lot of, well, nothing.

i know you're a roleplaying nigger but defending pedophilia is a bit much

>socialism can produce stable economic growt..

He'd be better than Francis.

Only holy book with pedophilia and cousin marriage as tenants

now the middle east is full of 80IQ inbred subhumans

And he's the one suing. It's absolute dog shit

I must have missed that, fantastic news.

Agreed. Fantastic play by the President.

That's it, smite him with your shoe now, with the wrath of 1,000 horny toads

no matter how many times I've seen this picture over the years I've never gotten tired of it

>flirt with Kinsey through twitter DM's for a couple weeks
>she shares a story about a samsung phone exploding in someones pants
>say I want to explode in her pants
>she unfollows me

>Have his officers reach out to shove them into the sea
Noice!

>our hearts are broken...but *personally* heart broken over the de- uh
Idk she's fucking scenile, but that article about the cops going to her house is fucking weird man

Muslim Middle-East can't even hurt Israel a bit, a muslim Europe would not.

Muslims are too dumb, and too easy for the jews to control.

Whats with all the Muslim hate, seemingly out of nowhere?

He's already got the exorcism thing down.

she's on the verge of extreme (((thiCCness)))
see her upper arms? That's a canary in a coal burner that let's you know the rest of her in about to expand tremendously

THIIIIIIIIICC

Seems like you are the psycho pedophiles here.
He did not have sex with a child, just married.

Two different things.

The last 8 years were rough, 8 more years of that shit would have killed the country.

Sauce

ZugZug

the budget will balance itself :DD

in the long run, we're all dead :DDD

Brehs

Marriage was associated with having sex in those times, you filthy fucking cur.

This.
Kek.

Reminder to filter this ID if you're a spineless reddit cuck

Better yet, if you need a safespace, I suggest you head on here
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>disobeying orders
flame the faggot

>the first thing he did was ask somebody else to do something
low energy