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There's literally nothing wrong with that

Give me the Murder rate for Angrywhitemenistan.

so jelly of angrywhitemenistan

That sounds great!

incoming 200+ replies on a pic that got posted a million times on Sup Forums in the last couple of months. also, stop watching porn.

If the rest of them have the entire world for themselves, why do they care what we do behind our wall? Are they really that dependent on the white man?

Why did this cartoon make such a convincing point for establishing a white isolationist ethno state?
Look at the "no" column--why would we want any of that?

Yet they all still want to come here.

is the drawing edited? or it's the original?

Damn Angrywhitemenistan sounds awesome.

Will pol ever recover?

>No to bad things
>Yes to freedom
Wtf I love conservatives now?!?

shut up nigger

I want to move to Angrywhitemenistan.

With all the "no" listed things not present, the nation can safely be considered a safe and nice place to live. That is, if you add a "no non-whites". Strange it's not there already.

Sounds amazing. Is this comic supposed to be for or against us?
Only thing that's missing is NO NIGGERS (actually surprised that they didn't put it in)

It actually sounds like the ideal place to raise a child.

How do I sign up?

Where is the upvote function kind senpai?

Why can't this country be real

>NO ELITES?
Anygrywhitemenistan = NatBol communist utopia

The funny part of the comic is that people believe that it wouldn't be paradise.
It's literally utopia

Still

That actually really does sound great

But everybody would still be begging to get into Angrywhitemenistan

>reading these comments
kek
faggot op BTFO!!!

> Heaven on Earth.jpg

The jews would never allow it

Sounds like paradise desu famalamadingdong

this look like paradise

Why on Earth would you want elites, political correctness, thug culture and a lying press? Maybe the others are debatable but there's literally no benefit to any of these.

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. LETS MOVE TO ANOTHER WHITE COUNTRY

fpbp

Is this supposed to offend me?

This. America is the greatest nation in the world. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.

Pic related

It sounds like a paradise.
If it so bad why are shitskins asking to get in?

I think it's edited, it makes the place look like a paradise

...

1 crime dated 60 years ago and it was a Muslim that got pass the wall

I guess this would upset the shitty people in the restricted list.

fpbp

where is this glorious land and how can I (legally) immigrate there?

That restricted list is way to short desu.

but that sounds amazing tho

I want to live there

>the salt lake Tribune
>salt lake
>salt
>alt

>no elites
wort the fuck

I love being white.

That actually sounds great.

The only thing I would disagree with is "speakin' foreign", in a white ethnostate there would be nothing wrong with learning and speaking a language of value. It could be for business purposes, or it could be Europeans speaking their native language. Even a native Spaniard speaking Spanish would be fine. The only thing we don't like is disgusting Mestizos jumping over the border and only speaking Spanish for their entire lives because they are too stupid to learn the language of the fucking place they're living in.

Anrgywhitemenistan? More like Utopia.

Border at El Paso, Mexico is the side with stacks spewing pollution.

The USA was founded for and by literal angry white men with literally those values and it literally was paradise for a time.

The problem is that liberals are so simplistic in their understanding of the right. They think that white men simply and blindly hate anything and everything different to them. They fight an enemy that they created in their own heads.

The real question is, why would all of those highly intelligent, diverse minorities who are busy ending world hunger and modernizing the world with their revolutionary scientific discoveries taking the time to go stand at the border of a country inhabited by people who are supposedly holding the world back?

White men are the only known source of gibs in the universe.

tfw regressives think the majority of America agree with them.

yet immigrants still desperately want to get in

I don't get it, what is wrong with this?

I think this is the first time I have seen a liberal political cartoon not misrepresent the cause and I genuinely don't get what he si trying to convey.

Like, what the hell is bad with any of that? Heck, it's telling "Thug culture" is even in there. Why would you want "thug culture" to be a thing? Only because it's the only culture niggers have? What the fuck.

If this were a real place I'd be on my way

I work with a Romanian girl. She's sexy. She speaks Romanian to me when I want to be aroused (I'm a polyglot).

Thank you Romania, even though you're probably only saying nice things because of the meeting between our Presidents.

KEK! Thx user
Wortwortwort

there isn't one on this site. just post attractive women and declare him correct.

I can't say I am happy whenever I hear "I'm dating a Romanian woman >: )" because all I can hear is the sound of brain drain and demographic decline, but yeah.

And no, it's not because of the meeting between our presidents. I actually don't even like our president. I've slid back to somewhat neutral to positive to Trump.

I just like some things about the USA and particularly the parts that aren't big cities/east-west coast. I guess I like *some* things from California, but so many fucking bad parts about it.

Midwest though is personally a backup if, IDK, it actually becomes unlivable here and impossible to break out of the unlivability. Montana or something.

Wish we'd have your gun laws anyways.

Watch 'handmaids tale'. It is basically op's pic.

Good man.

Trump isn't as bad as CNN says.

Look it up outside of MSM and you'll be like "oh wow, Trump is actually okay."

He's not the best President, no one on earth would say some (other than Trumpies) but he's better than Hitlery Clinton.

Senpai, I'm not new here, I know all about the MSM.

I just don't like the fact that he's surrounded himself with jews, still hasn't changed his mind on climate change (not a big deal due to how tech is progressing, but still) and hasn't followed through on some promises.

And even then, he's still just a civic nationalist at best. It's probably better than all the alternatives, Overton window shifting and all, but one can always crave for more.

There were even shitskins to hunt and kill.

>Journey across the ocean which may end in death
>A country that has not been explored beyond a small portion of colonized land
>Opportunities to do fucking whatever
>No shitskins other than hostile treeniggers who you can shoot
>Everyone who made it there is an interesting fellow
>No pompous, useless, outdated, overrated, stuffy, entitled, worthless man with an over inflated ego to try to lord over you.

Gun is only for government and police
Like my home

Fuck off Kim.

>No pompous, useless, outdated, overrated, stuffy, entitled, worthless man with an over inflated ego to try to lord over you
What are state governors?

People that can be told to fuck off if they don't do what the people want. They are an elected official rather than an authority who does not face repercussions.

That cartoon is supposed to insult conservatives?

It's a literal wall separating us from shit we don't like.

Meant for

Impolite !

That does look amazing

And now I want this

Funny thing is that East Asians who speak American [spoiler]Fuck off brits, you can have the language back when you're a superpower[/spoiler] aren't even banned from Angrywhitemenistan according to that image.

>Doesn't realize he actually lives there

Stop multi-posting somebody else's bad jokes. Fuck you, OP. You're a cunt.

>ITT:conservadumbs

People as liberally minded as Americans will elect whoever they can bribe to lower their taxes or overlook their wrongdoings. A governor appointed by higher ups has to remain uncorrupted or else he'll get replaced. Both models have boons and problems. I can list them if you'd like but I think you already know them or can figure them out easily enough.

fpbp

>implying that any country ending in "stan" is shitty
>liberal globalists
>....

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>no lying press
>thug culture

my wat barometer is off the charts

The faggot couldn't bring himself to write it. He spent an hour flagellating himself after thinking of it in a brainstorm.

You forgot
>No gurlz allowed in muh basement

And this is exhibit #682334621 for why the leftist ideology makes no fucking sense

>Oh noes, evil racist white everythingphobes hate all diversity and don't want to let it in
>Diversity still wants to go live there with evil racist white everythingphobes
>Diversity is standing there butthurt that it can't live with the people who according to them are horrible and hate diversity

...

why would any society want any of the things in the no column? I don't get it.

They will elect who will server their interests best I agree. The point though is that anyone elected has to answer to the people, not the King. The ones appointed by the higher up may have to remain uncorrupted, but only in the frame set by the higher ups. For example, in the tales of Robin Hood the sheriff was a good servant in the eyes of King John, but to the people he was horrible. I won't argue that each has its pros and cons, that is true of any system.

that sounds glorious

Fpbp

And yet look at "The World", so keen to get into Angrywhitemenistan.

That's what proves how great a white ethnostate would be. No matter how much shit they talk about, minorities' biggest complaint is at the prospect of being excluded from it.

It's either
>The people are good and elect an appropriate official - everything is nice
or
>The people are lazy niggers and elect an official who will be the corrupt guy they need to further themselves

and on the other side of the coin it's
>The higher power is good and doesn't want his official to extort the people
or
>The higher power is greedy and cares little for the needs of the people. Higher taxes!

Both cases have the risk of a governor favoring himself and not those who appointed him. The unregulated and elected governor can use his newfound powers to become a small scale tyrant. The appointed governor can unlawfully extort extra taxes from the people and give them to himself.

I don't see the problem, why do people who don't believe in whitemenistans values want to live in whitemenistans? The values are what provides or destroys any benefit of living there... What's the issue op?

Nirvana at last! Imagine how little crime! UNTOLD WEALTH. One question: why would the people be angry if they are living in a place where they have exactly what they want?

Every outsider to ever see the country has been met with angry white men.

I've never seen it before. Realize youre not the only person in the world you un-sefl-aware dumb piece of shit