I can't believe these threads have died out. From now on I'll be making sure theres a CPD thread every night. Pol deserves a comfy refuge from all the bullshit of the day.
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Appreciated. I can't participate much since I have to be at work soon.
Bentley Cox
Thank you very much user. I listen to the scanner every night anyway, but when I found these threads--well, need I say more? The bingo, the OC, the Robert battles, the real life happenings--pretty engrossing.
Joshua Thompson
Evening Roberts. Glad to see I'm not the only one who enjoys the nightly CPD thread. I'll bump with some bingo cards.
Gavin Peterson
>male hispanics shooting a BB gun at passing cars
Bentley Barnes
bump get comfy
Eli Gomez
This ones just for you user. My rarest card, if only I knew how to make some more.
Ryder Hughes
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Brody Wright
15 mins and counting Roberts.
Parker Robinson
NICE. My wife loved the Robert bingo so much we created cards for 'Cruise Bingo' when we were on a cruise last holiday. All the squares had a single ridiculous or degenerate thing we had witnessed.
A thousand thank (You)s my friend!
Gavin Moore
>they found over sixty shell casings
Sounds like somebody had a hell of a night.
Leo Sanchez
>male indian with a gun
R A R E
Zachary Cooper
Thanks for the idea user. I think I saw a walmart bingo card a few years ago, you just encouraged me to go looking for it.
Gabriel Ross
Oh shit there are hundreds of these now!
Isaiah Davis
>male indian beat up pretty bad >then they ran him over with the car
Two pajeets in ten minutes.
Brandon Myers
>Male Indian beaten and then run over.
Whoa
Lincoln Flores
Ow my sides
Kayden Diaz
Bump
Kevin Hill
Slow night, but Robert deserves a break after this weekend.
>40 shot in 48 hrs.
Justin Ortiz
...
Dylan Price
Been a while since my last night chilling on /cpd/
Luis Walker
COMFY O M F Y
Jace Garcia
I haven't seen that one before, thanks Robert. Heres one for your collection
Nathan Cook
>Male black >Jumped on gf >Has gun
I can't complain about my job.
Dylan Sanders
How goes the evening, Roberts?
Lucas Diaz
Still got the male indian with a gun standing on a corner. Pajeets too scared to use the shitting street at night without protection from male black.
Benjamin Nguyen
Thanks, man. I didn't have that one, here's an alternate version though.
Wyatt Kelly
Thank you Robert! I've been busy with a new work schedule. It's comfy time : D
Jonathan Gonzalez
I literally just tried to make a cpd thread with this same exact photo
Jace Cook
Sweet, thanks user. Grabbed that one the other night its one of my new favorites. Heres some more of mine.
Colton Perez
So rare it mat never occur again in our life times. Like the /CPD/ Halley's comet.
Jayden Jenkins
Happened to me multiple times user. I usually try to find the thread thats most active. Also CHECK YO KEYS
Carson Wilson
>woman bleeding from the face, something about her daughter(?)
Zachary Hernandez
>bleeding from face >has a knife >pushing a baby carriage
Elijah Robinson
I had it as a phone background for a while. /cpd/ graphics are always so comfy
Logan Martin
4 intoxicated males fighting in a lot. Tyrone must've skipped Jamals turn to hit that pipe.
Jack Wilson
Robert Cop reporting in
Dylan Fisher
Theres just something about them thats so melancholy that makes them great.
Hunter Martinez
>5'2" >145lbs Thar be whales in them streets.
Benjamin Wright
>Ray Liotta
Why?
Bentley Clark
>minivan full of beaners
Hunter Brown
I would love to have an optical prime.
Gabriel Phillips
New band name
Levi Sanchez
FOUND KEYS
Aiden Cooper
Because Ray Liotta and Robert Patrick and easily mistaken for each other, Robert Patrick was the t-1000 in T2...
Parker Cooper
Did the past few minutes just repeat?
Hudson Davis
I love this OC
Thomas Myers
THE SASS
Jack Price
Thank you Robert for putting this up.
I love these threads.
Isaiah Lewis
"Says someone gave her fake money and wants to talk to an officer" Probably had obama on the bill.
Chase Ward
>Dishwasher on fire >business is closes
Jayden Phillips
>the dishwasher is on fire
Jordan Watson
Anytime Robert, I was tired of seeing these threads not getting the attention they deserve. I've got my own crusade now, I'm gonna make sure theres a CPD general every night.
Sebastian Morris
A worthy cause Robert.
>male OD'ed
William Russell
Made this.
Carter Cruz
kek, saved
Kayden Martinez
>dine and dash, left belongings.
Henry Evans
>woman ratted out boyfriend who has drugs on him
Robert Lewis
The machine or the mexican?
David Lee
probably including, but not limited to a wallet, cellphone and green card or fraudulent soc.
William Carter
thanks based OP
Landon Powell
CHECK THEM KEYS ROBERT
Ryan Adams
what a bitch
Dylan Price
>the furniture of law enforcement
Cooper Bailey
>Five! >Five shots fired! > Ah! Ah! Ah!
Matthew Cruz
>bf beat her and took all her belongings
Henry Flores
This happens pretty often really.
Dylan Bell
>That shirt
Ian Morgan
stop it you guys i've trying to leave the house for an hour now the fucking keks
Camden Anderson
>mother is being beaten by the boyfriend.
Michael Watson
>CHECK YA KEYS PLEASE
>OPEN KEY ON THE ZONE
Jordan Edwards
>CHECK YO KEYS
Noah Campbell
Not checked one of these threads before, this is pretty comfy.
Julian Butler
>blue back pack unattended.
James Martin
>male black ex husband is not letting her leave apt. saying he will kill her.
Camden Williams
Nice flyer, do you live in Pilsen?
Oliver Collins
I have no idea why but this put a smile on my face. That and the Robert whistling into his radio.
Nathaniel Brown
"Doing heroin and trying to prostitute himself at the gas station, says he needs to go to the hospital" Fuckboi's gonna offer up some steaming hot boipussy to some nurses in exchange for some oxy.
Owen Hill
>mohalk with a twist 5'9" 245lbs, green hair (?) doing heroin and trying to whore her self out.
Landon Jones
Sad to say I've gotta turn in early tonight. Keep the thread bumped, and godspeed Roberts. Ill see you gents tomorrow.
Justin Hughes
Sleep well Robert, I'll be here to bump for a while longer.
>male at north end, female at south end, both sleeping.
Joshua Perez
>i uh...I uh...I"ma send you a message What did he find?
Adrian Sanders
but lets her call 911...
Hunter Ramirez
Come back on the weekend How do you say "lulz" in Fin-gabber?
Michael Campbell
I have to get to work early tomorrow, I'll be back later for another bit of time with our hero Robert.
Aaron Brown
Sleep well Robert. This is the thread OP, I'm on mobile sitting in bed listening on my phone right now, just can't keep away from the CPD
Jaxson Powell
My favorite thread on Sup Forums
Never forget July 4th 2016
Have a bump and CHECK YO MAHFUGGIN KEYS fellow Roberts
Michael Diaz
>"Male white doing indecent exposure wearing white shirt and brown khakis... partially" lol
Brandon Collins
>Three male blacks and three female blacks trying to break into a house through the front door They had six people on one door and they couldn't get through? And why the front door? Are they so dumb they they couldn't concieve of going through a back door or a window?
Asher Edwards
F
Adam Evans
did they actually say indian? whoa.
so the racial descriptions of /cpd/ are:
black, white, asian, hispanic, indian
PACIFIC ISLANDERS BTFO
Jacob Roberts
We've had both the pajeet and featherhead varieties of indian in the last week.
>wallet containing $500 stolen
Dumb tourist, drug dealer, or hooker?
Michael Ward
What's the deal with all the gifs that don't gif?
My guess is they were all made by the same Robertanon ;)
James Thompson
made it home to Indiana from a White Sox game again.
God bless you Robert.
>tim anderson chimped out after he struck out, the only action i saw from MALE BLACK this evening fortunately
Nolan Edwards
Nice.
Camden Diaz
>attempted suicide at the bus station >female took several pills
Easton Cooper
No clue, got a whole bunch of them though
Lincoln Roberts
Hello Roberts, started my shift late tonight lurking. I miss anything?
Ayden Myers
>pajeet on the corner with a gun >different pajeet got beaten and run over with a car >burning dishwashers >245 pound green haired hooker
