Have one chance at life

>have one chance at life
>be born American
I failed. I had one chance at life and I failed. I can't take the pain. Just end my suffering & nuke us.

Fag

good. You suck.

Kys fucking faggot.

SLIDE THREAD

The only really bad thing about being American is you're forever cursed with a really gay voice.
Hell, even that might not be permanent through speech therapy.

It fucking sucks especially with our government. This country is fucked and I want to move to Canada so bad

Kike

>tfw deep voice

>moving to a country that is even worse
Pussy

>infinite chances at life
>decide to be a manlet
kill me

Or getting circumcised that's worse. I want my foreskin back.

OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD MUH FREEDOM!

Literally ever sane and intelligence American wants to get out of this shit show of a country

>lives in the most free country with the most opportunity
>hate and do nothing with your life

>Literally ever sane and intelligence American wants to get out of this shit show of a country

I hope you're not this wrong outside of Sup Forums. It'd be embarrassing saying retarded shit all the time and people actually remembering that you said it.

>The only really bad thing about being American is you're forever cursed with a really gay voice.
I honestly can't think of a single country with a more feminine accent than the brits.

>America
>free
Kek I didn't know Canadians were funny.

>moving to a nanny state that will arrest you for stupid bullshit along with non whites higher prices and shitty stores etc.
Literally every insane and stupid american wants to leave this place.Fight for your country, don't cry when it falls apart because you were to chickenshit to defend it.

>implying that the average American is healthy enough for a civil war.

Fags like you will fail no matter what circumstance they find themselves in. What do you want from life and what is stopping you?

I don't care how unhealthy people are, give me liberty or give me death.

American """""people"""""

>fat lazy and stupid
>does whatever their zog masters on TV tell them to do
>soulless, raceless drones who only live for money
>materialistic retards who believe that having useless shit is the key to happiness
>zombies who work, eat, sleep, repeat
>pathetic slaves who would bend over and suck nigger/kike dick
>stupid enough to believe that circumcision is just a snip and has benefits
>bunch of mindless retards who can't think for themselves
>easily divided, either left or right, yet too stupid to see you're getting kiked either side
>stupid retards who don't even know what goes on in the world
>blindly believe in a magic kike on a stick
>40% if not 44% of them aren't even white
>degenerate fucktards that have no moral standards or values
>get treated like a traitor for not fitting in with the crowd
>uneducated retards that don't even know basic geography
>lazy consumer steeple who just sit and watch niggers throw a ball on TV all day with a bowl of cuckpuffs
>support Israel cause "HURR DURR MUH HOLY LAND" "MUH GREATEST ALLY"
>can't see that they live in a cardboard Jew made reality

Hit the nail in the head there.

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has there ever been a bad egypt poster?

*tips fedora

>Canada is better

Back to rddit you go

End our suffering...kys now please

*tips brain cells out his skull

No you KYS you're a traitor to all Canadians.

Says the traitor to all americans.

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Americans aren't humans. They don't matter to anyone.

>have one chance at life
>born male

Get out then you fucking baby.

Saved

Pay for my ticket and pack my bags if you want me to leave so bad.

Pay for it yourself you entitled piece of shit.

Go to germany, youll fit right in.

>be American
>have no foreskin

Have some Okuu, friend.

kys fagcunt. america is one of the best countries in the world, you entitled prick. go back to tumblr.