There has been a lot of paranoia on this board about sperm counts. Most of the drop is caused by obesity and lack of exercise. Eating right and exercising actually costs money and effort, so you obese Millennial GamerGate cucks won't do it.
All you need to do to increase your sperm count is start sleeping naked. I used to think everyone slept this way, but apparently only 8% of Americans and 1/3 of British people sleep this way.
>Men Should Wear Boxers And Sleep Naked to Keep Sperm Healthy, Study Finds
>Let it all hang out.
>PETER DOCKRILL 23 OCT 2015
>It’s long been suspected that the underwear men use and the positions they hold their bodies in can affect sperm quality, and now new research has backed up the notion that men should be free and unfettered in the interest of having children.
If you don't sleep naked, you are literally contributing to the destruction of your people by damaging your sperms' DNA and reducing your sperm count.
His dick is too small. Not jewed though. I dont know. I have lowhangers already. Want something to keep them from flopping around or twisting somehow. I already soak my entire person jizzing buckets anyhow. And hard, too
Carter Reyes
You're a fucking faggot. This thread does not concern you.
Ayden Murphy
But then I'd have to get clothed again the next day. Fuck this it's too much trouble.
Jack Baker
>There people who don't sleep naked or just their briefs. Even woman like to sleep naked.
Owen Ward
>But then I'd have to get clothed again the next day.
Eli Wood
Imo blankets are worse than clothing. I sleep without blankets during the winter with the windows open cause my body produces too much heat.
Christopher Campbell
>exercising costs money hahahah falling for the gym jew pussy go build yourself a cuck shed that would probably 5x's your scrawny muscles
Jeremiah Jackson
Well. On the weekdays. I wish things were different.
Luis Bell
>Sleep naked Yes
Colton Foster
Oops i have test you dont even shoot seed. Correlation? Keep talking about dick and posting nudity. Drowning in fucking nasty disgusting womany problems. You stupid cunt. Delete yourself
Angel Phillips
I sleep in boxers, sports shorts and a t shirt because I'm not a huge faggot. Fuck your homosexual pseudoscience OP
John Roberts
kek
Adrian Rodriguez
You are damaging your own body, but you're an American, so to you that's usually called breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Jose Lewis
You dont have any ability to fix yourself. Your already too far gone. Corrupted. Defiled. And a sack of estrogen and lady juices. Transition fully you sensitive weak half a man twat
Wyatt Ramirez
Sperm count is low as fuck because manlets fap like crazy. Stop fapping every 6 hours and that'll boost your baby juice as well.
Researchers using brain scans have found new evidence that biology—and not environment—is at the core of sexual orientation. Scientists at the Stockholm Brain Institute in Sweden report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences USA that gay men and straight women share similar traits—most notably in the size of their brains and the activity of the amygdala—an area of the brain tied to emotion, anxiety and aggression. The same is true for heterosexual men and lesbians.
Robert Cox
And your ass cancer
Jose Walker
Fapping does literally nothing to your sperm count. You're just a (((Christian))) trying to get people to repress your sexuality.
Virgin.
Eli Richardson
How is this not common sense? You're not supposed to impede your morning wood. Fuckin retards lmao.
Easton James
I can confirm, I've been sleeping naked my whole life. >20 >6"2 >deep af voice >hairy body, full beard
Oliver Nguyen
I thought we were raped into or something by your noice may mays. Science says the earth is a pear. Xq28 gene is probably right. Youre a woman enabler. A closet case who likes pedophilia scat and gay porn. You coined autogynephilia. You dont know what is vaginism when you talk about yourself. A fucking trap. You make no sense. Ive had nothing but my test. And others'. You have a broken manhood and drink all sorts of woman concoctions. Keep defending them and bashing ANY other males. Im way more of a man than your whiny lying "save my nosperm" ass
Asher Jones
yeah, you really got OP good there's no way he'll recover once he knows you have gay shit on your mind and go to sleep dressed like a street negro
Christian Reyes
>Hairy body
Hello my non-white friend.
Liam Martinez
And youre a fucken (((jew)))
Nathan Peterson
I thought everyone slept naked. Weird. >Eating right and exercising actually costs money What. Eating healthily is cheaper than not eating healthily. Exercise is literally free. You can even get paid to exercise if you like. >effort To exercise, sure. To eat healthy food? Not really.
Angel Edwards
wont this increase wet dreams?
Jonathan Clark
OP is a dindu who doesnt have dick on the mind at all. Who the fuck doesnt. Just like everybody lies and cant admit this. And worship womany kikes and their women. So too does all this then kill your balls. I couldve went along with him. Spoke of my own anatomy. But now ill be here to destroy his face
Adrian Walker
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Dylan Cooper
Kys pervert and freak. Hope you find a nice lorena bobbitt to finish you off
Juan Green
>Leaf Being naked is a sin. We lost that right the moment Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit
Zachary Hughes
how do you shower then?
Christopher Mitchell
This. Im gone. Got other things to do. Enjoy the latent bulldyke asshole leaf of a faggot OP. Like all OP :)
Hunter Lewis
Underage detected. No one gets those much after 18.
Nolan Smith
By staring at men and crying in a corner
Caleb Bell
No. Lilith that fake bitch just doesnt like you cuz she knows you secretly take it up the ass
Xavier Kelly
Whites have the most hair on their bodies. Don't be such a low-test twink
Hunter Young
masturbator detected. try going for 2 weeks with fap and tell me what happens you leaf.
Brody Roberts
How do two men cuck themselves? Why do skinny men have huge anatomies? Be contrarian
Lincoln Russell
Thats different. I shower with cold water to prevent having bad thoughts
Asher Foster
>ayylmaos want faster less obstructed abductions >lets insist they sleep naked! >thatll boost examination efficiency! >lord sssszzarhrgreengg will be pleased!
I'm on to you, little bug eyed booty tickler.
Josiah Wilson
>you're
David Campbell
cold water increases testosterone which makes you more prone to think of sexxenings.
t. uses icy water in country even in crude argie winter
Zachary Robinson
>How do two men cuck themselves? non sequitur
>Why do skinny men have huge anatomies? They produce more test
>Be contrarian ok, I try to be.
Evan Butler
Good replies. Except for the first one. But technically youre right and i wanted u to see that. All that's required for cuckery is a woman
Carter Harris
another tip:sleeping in the floor is better for your back,it lines up the bones of the spine.
Brayden Diaz
Faggots don't need a high sperm count, so I don't expect you to know much about the subject.
There is a reason why they require 72 hours at Sperm Banks. Sperm count goes down after you jerk it. Fucking yourself every 6-12 hours, does indeed reduce your sperm count. It also makes you a one pump chump.
Jerk it all you want. I could give two fucks if your faggot ass reproduces. I have 4 kids, working on a 5th.
Michael Powell
ayyy
Josiah Jackson
>Whites have the most hair on their bodies. Yeah on my head.
Ian Nguyen
> Sup Forumsack > showers
Jayden Ortiz
I'm a female
Eli Perry
is that Trodeau?
Hudson Hughes
>There is a reason why they require 72 hours at Sperm Banks.
Unless you're impregnating women every week, twice a week, there is no reason to not fap.
Carson Gonzalez
you're making Christians look bad, holy fuck just stop please
Tyler Carter
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Jose Foster
sorry brah but this is 4chin and I can't be expected to believe that >you know the rules >he isn't passing his seed on a weekly basis L E A F E A FEAL
It also helps if you are not sitting 24/7, get a job where you stand or are allowed to stand your entire shift.
My loads are large.
Ryder Perry
surprise, you're gay
Mason Parker
ya I started sleeping naked to boost my testosterone levels. It seems to be working!
I also avoid wearing underwear as much as possible.
Carter Wilson
He's hot though
Mason Morales
i would if my mother would not randomly enter my room at 9:00 looking for dirty dishes or something
Jaxson Cruz
Why not just get naked and start jerkin it at 9:00pm, and when she walks in, mouth agape, ask her "are you just gonna stand there or give me a hand!?".
Ryder Gray
I don't like the feeling of sleeping naked, can I just stick my dick and balls out through the hole in my pajamas
Luis Rogers
Not from Lousiana sorry
Robert Morgan
how old are you? tell her to respect your privacy.
Isaac Reed
There's literally nothing wrong with your mom sucking you off. Just tell her it will improve your test scores.
Aiden Davis
>test is that a pun with testosterone? Carlos?
Julian Stewart
im 18 and still in school, im not gonna be able to move out for a good 3-4 years due to the insane housing situation in Stockholm.
Matthew Butler
no, I meant tell her not to enter. you have own room right? or put a lock or something man, in the 18th century you would be a mercenary at your age!!
Robert Peterson
Who the fuck doesn't sleep naked? You have sheets & blankets, why do you want to constrict yourself?
Kevin Carter
yes i have my own room but there is no locks on them. It's not really a big deal and its always been weird to talk about "privacy" and stuff with my parents.
Gavin Johnson
that's swedish Big Brother mentality, privacy is important issue here for families, everyone always knocks before coming in.
Daniel Scott
>Peter Duckroll
Nathan Roberts
Just tell them you are going to sleep naked and buy a lock for your door.
Grayson Russell
Yeah they always knock when im awake but sneak in when im asleep sometimes. I dont want to be caught with my dick in the air.
Gavin Flores
>mfw theres people younger than 40 that dont sleep in their boxers or with nohting at all >then realize most of you still live with your parents
makes sense now
Nathan Rogers
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Chase Bennett
do it once,then theyll get annoyed and stop doing it. =D only way to secure victory
Jose Nguyen
Swedanon I.... Just get a locking door for 20 Eurobucks and change it when they're gone. Don't even tell them. All you need is a screwdriver. I have 0 mechanical skills and I can change a door handle easy.
Jordan Murphy
yep im sure i showed my mother whos the boss of this house while looking like this
Nathaniel Edwards
Yes. That's also a cool way to take pics lol cough cough imgur cough cough
Kevin Ward
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Thomas Taylor
sleeping naked is uncomfortable because some soulless monsters stole my foreskin
Oliver Murphy
He's not Asian
Michael Mitchell
>soulless monsters stole my foreskin
Owen Richardson
it must be so cold and dry i imagine
Cameron Reed
*The sound of rubbing hands can be Heard in the distance
Gabriel Sullivan
I heard Americans shower with their bathing suits
True story
John Watson
Get the fuck out of this thread and my board. Bash your own head you stupid cuck. Trump made out with him. What about that? He's scared of his wife. He has no listening skills (at NASA) and like his hero Eve. And his "wife" disappears in pictures with mirrors because she's a succubus Restore it :)
Josiah Scott
>triggered
Henry Ortiz
you should also wear socks. feet are very sensitive, and will disrupt sleep.
Brayden Harris
Pussified
Owen Butler
>wear something >then sleep naked fucking jews
Jaxon Clark
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Lincoln Martin
that's because its art not porn.
the focus is on his form, features, and musculature
Logan Diaz
>staying mad
Jonathan James
Or just sleep with loose underwear like really loose boxers. This is nothing new, all my pyjama pants are loose and I dont wear any underwear and every morning I get a wood but if I wear tight boxers I dont get morning wood
Christopher Edwards
No fuckface. Read the article. Naked is what's needed.