Cody cigar is a 32 year old manlet virgin that lives in his car...

cody cigar is a 32 year old manlet virgin that lives in his car, so it begs the question: why do you betas idolize him so much?

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he's like 6'4 and fucked some teenage girls from Sup Forums

sam hyde would literally kick your ass

Where's my fucking book you fucking shill I ordered it months ago what the fuck

nugget head would wreak ur shit u lil bitch

This. I am getting impatient

Lmao at these losers trying to defend their internet celebrity. Fucking pathetic.

Is this another all Frank thread? If so, I'm in.
t. Frank

ran off with his sheckles to get him dat ford raptor

First come first serve. No refunds.

I'm hearing jewish voices and i like it

Sam Hyde is 6'5" and once forced Zoe Quinn to lick dirt off his boots.

The book never existed
It was just a joke he took too far

He was the first who showed how empty and meaningless the world is today, and took a bullet for the cause.

nugget heads whoop whoop

He had his own TV show. Who are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=k06lLDDe-b4

He is sending me 10s of dollars worth of litecoin to promote him

sauce

s-s-sauce?

>people who get mad when someone finds great joy and fulfillment in having the company of another

I've seen this with Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Lauren Southern and Sam Hyde. I'm pretty sure there are more examples.

Can someone explain the psychology behind infuriated people vs followers of a celeb?
How is OP different than edgy teens hating on Justin Bieber fans?

Not as pathetic as starting a thread to shit on someone who is 100x more successful than you'll ever be
kek legit autism

Only newfags and redditards actually "like" this guy. It's cringy American """""""""""comedy""""""""""""" that most people with a triple digit IQ avoid.

>had
Exactly, he HAD a shitty show that was never renewed because of how shitty it was. Good job for proving my point retard.

so long as the lolcow provies lolsmilk we shall suck its teets sir and suck them dry

He's not. I hate this e-celeb shit, but I see way more "STOP LIKING THESE PEOPLE" threads any anyone actually fucking talking about them.

>100x more successful
I make 6 figures and he lives in a car. Get fucking rekt idiot

It wasn't that great tbqh senpai

I never got the hype

The show was great and had an audience. It was canceled because of controversy and tons of pressure from whiny terrified faggots such as yourself.

Shills, bro.

Never forget how funny this would be as the original "Jews Rule"

I like Sam Hyde and company. I don't give a shit I just think it's funny.

>I make 6 figures
and you spend time posting on an internet forum. fucking pathetic if true.

>being this new
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he fucked a Sup Forums camwhore tranny who uses the name Dollface

sadly I can't find the infographic that proves it
she a qt

>I make 6 figures

Riiight.

and yet no one knows who you are ;)
sure you do tho
get owned, lmao

It actually did very well for its time slot. Its undoing was the other cuck comedians at AS having a tirade over "muh alt-right comedy is going way too far"

>le epic controversy boogeyman!
Have you ever considered that a show might be cancelled because it's bad?

It was still hilarious. Even without the pun because Jews actually suck.

>lol dude im am very smart and your not, i make lots of money and are very happy lol, is this le secret alt-right nazi hangout website guys XD

>a bunch of unsourced and unverified Sup Forums posts in a shitty infographic
>proof

why are you so mad at sam hyde?

Do you have a specific video or piece of art of his that you want to criticize?

Let's get an intelligible conversation going on instead of "STOP LIKING THINGS"

he has a sad life

it had great ratings

>I make 6 figures

Yeah, everyone is a star online, bruh.

>if you do not like an internet celebrity you are a shill
Brainlets don't respond to my thread
I have a shit ton of free time since a portion of that is passive income (entrepreneur), making you fags upset is amazing and I don't post on this site. Wouldn't expect some redneck who makes 20k a year to understand what free time is lmao

And you are a jew. Whats the point?

I'm using the term loosely
I've seen her talk about it, she says that he had a big dick but he always wanted her to top and he was into weird pain shit

He released the schedule of book releases already

Because it wasn't. It's well known that many people within Adult Swim were pressuring execs to cancel the show. I also saw endless kvetching from Jews on Twitter to cancel the show.

I bet that car smells like cow shit.

I don't have a problem with Cody cigar, it's just that his fans are complete garbage and I find it hilarious how much you idolize someone who is broke and lives in his car

MDE Was just OK

Nah i'm actually a spic
does that trigger you? or did you just reply to the wrong person?

Jews actually bum raped the trap twin towers

Fuck off, Brett.

>this scares the Jew

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>it's well known
So no sources? Nice post retard lmfao

I don't know who this is, aside from what Sup Forums memes about him. I don't watch people talk about shit on youtube.

OY

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>Sam Hyde
>Contributed $5,000
>starting to really think something's up with these jewish people everyone's talking about.. what's the deal with these jews? something's up.

Even if you are true, why not idolize someone who's broke and lives in their car? Is there something wrong with that?

idk I think he's funny
he's kind of a dick for sure but I don't think he's a bad guy
sometimes he gives weirdly helpful insight

Seems like the replies stopped coming in... guess you had no other choice but to accept that he is an absolute fraud... no arguments... not pointing out any of my points... pathetic... perhaps seeing someone as big of a loser as you makes you upset... ?

material wealth determines your quality as a person, goy

get to work

>Had

Sam Hyde will always be /ourguy/

You guys are all fucking faggots if you don't like MDE. That shit is hilarious and if you don't get it then you must be retarded. Sam Hyde is the fucking man that trolls the left harder than you while you sit at home jacking off to anime and Hitler. Kill yourselves

go back to Sup Forums your dumb shit posts will get a bigger response there

>Is there something wrong with idolizing failure?
Yes, brainlet.

Can I get some evidence he lives in a car?

>68 replies in like 5 minutes
Yeah no one on the racist board is replying to my post. Idiot.

b-b-but he's poor and lives in his car xD__---d-_PDPDPXPPPPPPPPPPP everything he says is meaningless!

that's actually his assistant writing that not really sam

lol that depends on what you consider success or failure.
So tell us then, what has he failed at?
I'm personally not in some rat race, I'm comfortable with the amount of money I have.

>darn, im not getting the attention i want... im smart your not... im rich your not... im not a loser you are... im not 12 you are...

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Get FUCKED

>streamable.com/pvj3
I don't know what this is but I like it.

>Yeah no one on the racist board is replying to my post.
Oh yea I knew it, your a nigger or a commie

So your response is calling me a Jew? Typical alt right retards lmao fantastic argument

lmao you dumbass

Pretty sure its a joke

Confirmed racist. What's wrong with being black? And yeah I'm a "commie" but that's irrelevant to the thread.

I think he was entertaining I dont car if he lives in a car am not gonna suck his cock if I see him the problem here is not idolizing him in itself but idolizing anyone in particular especially faggy e-celebs

Is that how you cope with the fact that your leader is broke and living in his car? Pathetic.

dis niqqa tho

sage goes in all fields
he got me with the bait tho

not gonna lie, I love Sam to the day I day.

If you're out there, watching us, Sam. Just know that we love you. No homo

>pulls out huge wad of money
>got my last 10,000 for a vintage pac-man arcade machine

You think?

Dude, he pulls out a huge wag of money in the video and says he's going to buy a pac-man arcade machine. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

I don't really care about the guy

His statement when questioned about the donation by some news rag was pretty great. Something like "you should be more worried about whether people decide to start killing reporters" or something.

hahahaha d00d i think ur like totally getting trollerino'd my boy can't you even REALIZE when you're directly responding to something facetious and not serious hahahaha the irony man o man

Why are you so upset over people liking him anyway?

Oh becuase he has a big nose, bad hair and bad yellow teeth hes a jew? anti-Semitic!!!
Knew it damn black commie.
Do you enjoy are attention for the short while? Sad.

a guy who's humor revolves around being a beta male and social outcast claims he's broke and lives in his car , color me surprised

>I-it's just a joke guys!!
This is how you ACTUALLY cope... holy shit lmfao

In the early 2000's it was easy to ignore looming demographic problems and the leftist nuclear fallout predicted by crazy conspiracy Ron Paul (totally didn't come true!) We had Playstation 2, Chappelle's Show, Prime Eminem--Initial D was getting American distribution--it was a bright time.

Jon Stewart is a very high-IQ guy and he came at viewers with a new angle. His snark and quippy antics gave his audience a sense of intellectual superiority to lord over lower-caste whites (stupid Southerners) without actually having to read any books or go to political rallies themselves. Just sit back, put it all on autopilot, and laugh at the dumb Americans in motorized wheelchairs being greedy oil barons at Walmart eating McDonalds, derp! Giggity giggity. Regardless of how correct or incorrect he was, Stewart knew how to make jokes and put on an entertaining half hour of brainwashing, and the vibes were light and fun because the end-game crunch of rainbow socialism was just a whisper on Alex Jones' lips.

Now it's at Europe's doorstep and we get to watch it unfold live. Hundreds of thousands of fighting-age males with anti-Western sentiments have invaded The Fatherland and are re-enacting scenes from Bumfights and World War Z. It's less comfortable now to have a relaxed John Oliver white gloves thick-rimmed glasses type outlook because *The Stakes Are White*. Only the most permacucked soma-smokers and hardcore egalitarians can look at this shit and go, "this is all our fault, stupid whities, look what we dun did, we're so stupid and white, fuckin' Republicans!"

This fashionable self-abasement and racial righteousness are like a warm bath you never want to get out of. Inside, you're free to slosh the piss-water around sanctimoniously, there's no risk of drowning, and the bathroom door is locked. But only the most entrenched equalists can maintain that level of relaxation in the face of recent European rape statistics and video footage of riots. The new ice bucket challenge is how much destruction can you tolerate while still shucking and jiving with a big fucking smirk on your face. Comedians, entertainers, actors--they all live sheltered lives in posh LA neighborhoods--these bohemian $8 coffee fantasy zones where if the heat doesn't cook your brains the hot cokehead girls will. It's not surprising that these pussies have worldviews that are naive and subtly destructive but I still hate them for it. They won’t wake up until there’s Sharia law in Beverly Hills and Echo Park.

Because the stakes are so high, and because the Wizard of Oz curtain is so threadbare, people like Amy Schumer (D-NY) have no choice but to go all-in with fully militarized entertainment. Rollerblading around on stage with Ellen and cracking jokes with the psychopathic narcissist Hillary Clinton. The fervent goody goody green enviro multiculti signalling will reach its crescendo soon because it has to. The emperor has no clothes--the only way to keep the lie going is by clamping down and holding on for dear life. That’s what I think when I see Amy Schumer’s (D-NY) big stinking ass in tight shorts, laughing it up, debasing femininity, rollerblading around Hillary Clinton cracking jokes. Make a joke about Benghazi while you’re up there.

lmao this is the perfect example of how clueless and humorless leftist "commies" are. These people are so pathetically easy to troll and manipulate.

Yeah I'm loving the (You)s, Cody would be proud

gross

There's nothing left that's just 'funny'--everything has to be politically charged, one way or another, even bland mindless FunnyOrDie garbage is political by virtue of how adamantly they refuse to deal with all the hysteria we're surrounded by. Turning a blind eye, carrying on as usual--that's a political statement all by itself. When my mom asks me why I have to be so nasty in my videos, this is what I try to explain to her… If the world is on fire and you’re doing Clean Comedy or straight absurdism without any teeth, you’re picking sides just the same as if you’re doing a comedy interview with Obama and trying to make him look funny and chill for millennials.

Why’d I write all this? Maybe I'm watching too much Alex Jones, maybe I'm being tribal and waycis like Na_i KKK members and I need to head back to diversity training, but I saw a video clip today and it triggered me bad. The way I see it as an aspiring semi-pro comedian, is, you can take a stand for Western Civ, you can cheerlead for its destruction like fat sexpig Schumer (D-NY), or you can plug your fingers in your ears and channel your inner toddler, like this guy. This is the worst shit I’ve seen in a minute, I hope this guy dies in a fucking car accident:

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