Got asked out on a date by an Islamic Turkish girl and I said yes. What am I in for...

Got asked out on a date by an Islamic Turkish girl and I said yes. What am I in for? I know very little (basically nothing) about either Turkish culture or Islam. She also seems to be about as Islamic as I am Christian, i.e. in name only (birth certificate).

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Did you already meet her brother?

She only has an older sister. Why though? Also are there different ethnic groups with Turkey? Because if I didn't know better I would have said she was from some western country going by appearance only.

where is this happening?

>She only has an older sister.
Have you doublecheked?

>older brother detected
oh look, there he is. Have fun boy.

In bongland, how is this relevant? Are you going to tell me Bong Turks consider themselves different to Kraut Turks, Clog Turks and Frog Turks?

Doesn't matter. Don't even acknowledge her race on a first date you sperg.

Remember to follow the rules for what not to talk about:

R.eligion/race
A.bortion
P.olitics
E.conomics

Instead, talk about:

F.amily
O.ccupation
R.ecreation (this means hobbies you dummy)
D.reams

Where ever there is a white man, there is a hijabi thot craving his BWC, while you animals just try to rape and steal

well, if she is abroad; you are guaranteed to fuck the first date.

cummy in her tummy and make her a mummy

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Still don't understand, is this supposed to referring to the whole "insult a Turk and his entire extended family with all their friends will be waiting at the next street corner after 1 text" tongue in cheek joke? Because if so I am Slavic myself, so I can respond in kind with the same stereotype.

>Still don't understand
You might just figure it out in time.

Ya, too late for that one, aside from the ham fished A in your "RAPE" acronym we have already touched on all those subjects.

You make it sound like she is on holiday here. She lives here, she has no intention of moving back, bongland is home to her now.

Ham fished?

Do you mean ham fisted?

And...what? Abortion isn't a good "getting to know you" topic of discussion, period.

Are Turkish brothers overprotective of their sisters?

Also again, no older brother to start with anyway. Past experience has taught me to be more terrified of father's anyway, regardless of ethnicity.

Yes I mean ham fisted. It is hamfisted because P(olitics) already covers the topic of abortion. The only reason the word abortion is in that acronym is because you needed an inappropriate topic of discussion starting with "A" for it to spell out RAPE.

Politics and abortion are not the same thing user.

I didn't make the acronym up. It's something that most people already know.


I actually got the E wrong though, it should be "exes" but it doesn't sound like that's a problem for you.

No, I realize this, but a discussion about abortion would fall under politics, or ethics, or possibly even science. See your acronym contains 3 overarching topics of discussion with broad definitions, and 1 very specific topic with a very narrow definition. It sticks out like a sore thumb, it is simply there for the A required to complete the word RAPE.
I mean honestly it would have been funnier if you had filled it in with "Armenian genocide" for the A you needed, considering the Turkish heritage.

>Are Turkish brothers overprotective of their sisters?
Depends. Are you guud, honorable muslim brother too?

>exes
>not a problem for you
Top burn

>being this autistic about a simple mnemonic

I do not require dating advice plucked from a dentist waiting room magazine. My questions were about Turks and Islam, I do not deal with either very often (basically never) so getting some heads up from actual Turks (of whom there usually seem to be more than enough around on this board) struck me as a good idea.

Fucking burgers are useless at everything, it never ceases to amaze.

Just pump her tummy full of snow.

Turkish Muslims are barely even Muslim. A guy at my work fasted for one fucking day for Ramadan.

Maybe he is a Güllenist traitor swine?

No. Also still no brother. Are Turkish elder sisters overprotective? I imagine Turkish families to be more closely knit as they haven't spent the last 70 years proactively destroying the traditional family unit, but on the other hand Islam would seemingly create a rift of sorts between male and female family members.
Like I said, no idea what I am getting myself into here. Curiosity killed the cat, and I am rather interested in learning the hard way.

still missing the entire point!

treat her like you would treat any other girl. "Just be yourself" is cliched but it applies.

If you are too much of a tryhard about "how do I date this type of person" you've already lost because you'll be relying on generalizations and it will come across as disingenuous and even creepy.

You are getting married. If you say no they will kill you. Have a nice life honorary kebab.

>America
>Muslim
>Turk
In America everything turns into America. I am 99% sure that burgerturks are not comparable to eurotruck sin any way whatsoever. I say this because I know burgerslavs are in no way comparable to euroslavs.
The US corrupts too strongly.

so im supposed to talk about my dreams where I'm flying a weatherbaloon with Hitler and breivik? Can I keep out details like me flying over pakistan like a drone firing hellfire missiles out of my cock?

Tell her your going to deport her ass to the bedroom where she can pray to your cock which happens to be named allah too

not sleeping dreams you dummy

Normie shit like "I want to own a model S and a vacation home in the florida keys"

No, the one missing the point is you. I am not asking for dating advice, I have no need for dating advice. Stop projecting the need for dating advice onto me.

For instance I would tell someone who decided to go out on a date with a Dutch girl, that usually covering all of the costs of the date is not expected, and often not even wanted.
That wouldn't be dating advice, that would be "quirks and customs you might be unfamiliar with in this culture/ethnic group."
Did I dumb this down far enough for the burgerclap? Not that it matters since you seem to know less about Turks or Islam than even I do.

Turkish chicks can be hot. Post pics?

I would but I don't actually have any of her. I don't actually really know her that well, and was not expecting to be asked out on a date by her at all.

I know plenty about both; the mistake you're making is that you would be expected to not only know, and follow these norms.

Be yourself and take her on the kind of date you want to. That is much more exciting for her than the alternative which you're so desperate to provide.

Instead of learning about her culture FROM HER you're trying to get it from the lonely planet. This is what's so inauthentic about it.

Once again missing the point, the thread is merely here to satisfy my curiosity. I am not going to turn a date into a Q&A session about Turkish/Islamic customs you fucking sperglord. This thread is not about how I should approach the date, or how I should date her, or how I should behave. Now will you kindly fuck off with your underaged tween magazine dating tips.
I swear to god I hope one day you come to Europe and try dating one the girls from my extended family with those phony dating tips and tricks, Jesus Christ, fucking Americans, I swear.

She'll get drunk, waaaay too drunk
She'll kick your cat or dog, or possibly break a glass
She'll be a complete loose cannon
She'll probably let you do whatever you want to her kinda weird body

If you play it cool, though, she probably won't leave you alone after that

> what am I in for?
Hairiest of anuses

The way I see it you have two options: play it cool but interested, maybe make out a little bit then pump the brakes, or don't drink too much, play it cool, then fuck the ever living shit out of her in a somewhat violent manner.

I just don't see middle approaches going well. Also, I don't see "completely cool" going well; she will want you to demonstrate attraction to her somehow.

Now why would she kick my dogs? Why is she in my house to start with? Date in town, then her place if any. Also this obsession of burgers to make every first date a race to sex is a tad unnerving. Is that the American norm? Don't get me wrong, I like it as much as the next guy, but why make it such a priority on a date. If all I wanted was sex I'd pay an escort, which would probably set me back less than a date too.

I guess I am going to have to wait for the burgers to go to sleep and for more Turks to wake up to actually get any of my curiosity satisfied.

This isn't a thread about me user, contain your excitement.

Listen nigger, I speak from experience. There's a reason the Islamics shackle their women, and you're going to find out why firsthand.

Emotional slide thread

New audio tapes out, listen to them

EGAS the thread

She is as Islamic as you are fucking 7th day Adventist. Basically just in her Turkish ID because law requires religion to be stated and having anything other than "Islam" on your ID in Turkey is just asking for unwanted problems.

>shackled
I don't know much about her (yet), but I know she has been on every continent and did a lot of the traveling on her own.
This girl is about as shackled as a weather balloon caught in a hurricane.

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