THANKS FOR THE HEALTHCARE, LOSERS!

THANKS FOR THE HEALTHCARE, LOSERS!

AHAHAHA *wheeze* HAHAHA

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nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa066603
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PAY

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>PAY FOR MY-

Oh, carry on.

What did the fat disgusting fuck have surgery for?

Jesus Christ what's with the pubes on his face.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee! death to all obesees!

Gastric bypass or whatever you call them in English.

Hes not finished yet.

We have first responders for when he exit the hospital. His fat ass will be mushed into the pavement.

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They are making him do this because his oxygen in his blood is too low. I bet his fatass is sitting at around 80.

To have a vagina, so his wife's bull can fuck him too.

The good thing is, that if he can't control himself (something he could have done in the first place) he can actually kill himself if he continues to eat and drink as much. So heres to hoping.

> no girls allowed in the post op room
>pay

>tfw paying 600 dollars a month so this thing can be saved and continue eating enough food to feed a village

Also, note the blue marker arrow, and the blue disk in the tube. He's not even close to beating the breathing game. He's too fat to breathe.

Transition from male to female

thumbnail made me think it was a dildo

I tried various different ways but i couldn't quite figure out how to respond. Glad he made it though.

elective surgery to make him choose between eating like a person and horrible pain/internal injuries.

he wont last a month

>video game
>video
>game

I had to use one of those after my appendix burst. That blue line taunts the shit out of you because it's painful as hell to blow in that thing hard enough.

I'm pretty ignorant on the subject but how can people die as a result of this surgery

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why do people keep making this thread

he paid for his own surgery

Meh.

>be Tana Mongeau
>use the word nigger in multiple ocassions on camera to insult someone
>just saw an ad for a YouTube Red series in season 2 called "Escape the Night" which Tana is in
>Pewdiepie loses his series from making some kid for 5 bucks write "DEATH TO ALL JEWS" for a true WEWLAD joke
>Tana continues to work with YouTube Red after saying nigger on camera multiple times
>???

well, aside from the standard dangers that any surgery on an obese person poses, he would have to severly cut down on eating to avoid popping his guts, and we all know its not gonna happen if it hasnt already. how old is he, like 30? no fucking way hes gonna grow up now.

Some user on here claimed to be a therapist and talked about chronically obese people who got a surgical treatment. The obesity is just an expression of psychological issues; they hate themselves or lack control or something, so they eat tons of food to compensate.

And after the surgery, their madness leads them into some other form of self-harm, because overeating is impossible but they're still sick.

Why do people glamorize this and give it an audience? Seriously, what does this dude do? He just plays fucking video games and collects toys right?

He's clearly unhealthy. Do people watch him and build him up out of some sense of guilt, like they think with all his problems it would make him feel appreciated? He needs the fucking hand of God to grab him by the throat and tell him lose weight or die young. I'm sorry but its not okay.

Like 42.

mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/bariatric-surgery/basics/risks/prc-20019138

Did he survive?

It's an incentive spirometer. To play devil's advocate, it's for preventing pneumonia in patients with or a risk for impaired mobility. His lung function won't improve significantly without losing weight.

It should be obvious.

Ok so he'll be dead soon is what you're telling me. I'm ok with that.

I hope the final boss in "Breathing" is a dude with a pillow. Breath this, Boogie.

yes

>when you're such a useless, fat sack of shit that you literally need motivation just to breathe

inb4 he eats just as much and dies anyways

Dude is actually a troll. Super against HAES, and paid for his own surgery with his Adsense. Took him 3 years of preparation before he was eligible for the surgery, hence why he's against fat acceptance.

In his words, "Healthy at every size is the biggest load of bullshit being sold to us. I do believe a person can be healthy at any size, but only for a very short time. People during this time period are selling us bullshit about health."

He's a self depricating troll

Emotional slide thread.

Russiagate was a CIA op. Seth rich was murdered . Awan is a terrorist that sold top secret info. Hillary comedy mccabe exposed after wife got 700k

Its not the surgery that matters, its the fatso undergoing it
200Kg fatasses usually have many more complications after any sort of surgery than your average joe

That's why there's so many requirements before you can be eligible

How about you gamify diet and exercise, Ace?

You can always shop around until you find a madman willing to open up your guts without needing to jump through hoops, that's what boogie did. All he had to do was a liquid diet for a bit right before the surgery. None of this "you need to lose 50 pounds in a month" shit like on My 600lb Life.

>lul pulmonary function tests are a vidya gaem xDDD
See, this is how you know Boogie is a piece of human garbage. PFTs were given cute little animations of walls being blown down and shit to encourage kids with actual pulmonary diseases. It isn't for the benefit of fat fucks who have destroyed their own respiratory function. Frankly, the fact that he's never had one despite being 500+lbs is proof that he never cared about his health until it became a crisis.

THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

anyone got any boogie nudes?

lap bands snap all the time, can kill

Why do you guys make fun of him? He is master race after all.

He, I mean, she, is transitioning.

Its not a test tho, more like a way to "rehab" your lungs by pushing for different milestones in the form of higher lung capacities
That being explained, I completely agree with your other points

How long til he's the same size again? 8 mos? 12?

I had one of those after I punctured a lung in a car accident. basically lung push-ups.

Be basically cut out his stomach, honestly this is complete stupid. If he pigs out he's going to die no matter now hungery hey is.

I had to do that shit as a toddler when I had asthma. That shit is not fun.

somebody brain this fat fuck with a bat so I never ever have to see any thread about it ever fucking again

hes 56.

It's exercise to prevent fluid from gathering in your lungs during prolonged stages of being bedridden.

>MUH KIDS

Fuck off with this shit.

playing life on hard mode: Breathing is now manual

In a study funded by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, patients who had gastric bypass surgery loss on average 64.8 pounds and those who had gastric sleeve surgery loss about 55.3 pounds in a year. Compare this to those just on medical therapies with no weight loss surgery that lost just 11.9 pounds. Also gastric banding patients lost 44 pounds more than patients on medical therapy by the two-year mark.

In another study published by US National Library of Medicine and the National Institutes of Health, the long-term success rate of those who had laparoscopic sleeve gastrectomy (vertical sleeve) appears to be a weight loss of over 50% and 6+ years of maintenance

>Long term bypass surgery statistics are as follows:

>1 - 5 years after the bypass surgery survival expectancy is at 90%

>2 - 10 years after surgery is 85%

>3 - 15 years after surgery is 55%

>4 - 20 years after surgery is 40%

this basically means that if he is 45 now, then he has a 60% chance of dying between age 49-65....that's just even if he does everything in a healthy as possible way.

this basically means he will probably be dead with 4-20 years.

yeah so what are you going to do when you finally cant shitpost anymore?

scienceline.org/2015/01/alcoholism-after-gastric-bypass-is-it-in-your-mind-or-gut/

apparently, bypass surgery patients usually wil just replace their food addiction with some other addiction, like drinking, these stats aren't that strong though for alcohol, an increase in 2% is not significant. But i imagine that most post op patients will either just gain some of the weight back, which will have the same effect as gaining ALL the weight, because their body cant handle the same amount of excess weight any more.

honestly, when you look at the stats. there really is not too much to be optimistic about as the patient. it seems like a get-slim-easy card, that just backdoors you into an ever higher risk of death then if you had just lost the weight on your own. or not let the eating become so morbid.

>Took him 3 years of preparation before he was eligible for the surgery

He didn't prepare at all. Every Doctor in his state told him he had to lose a certain amount of weight before being elegible for surgery, he refused. After a few years he found a Doctor willing to forego that requirement.

Imagine the majority of his life, everything is strenuous, just to lay down and breath is a chore. He can never wipe his ass 100%, I guarantee his ass crack is red inflamed irritated on a daily basis. Now with this surgery, this fat mess will probably be one of the cases where the surgery has no true results, in other words, the fat fuck will probably eat the same as he's been a mess for so long that. He's too far gone in other words.

>get bypass goyim! You can just never eat anything bigger than an egg ever again!
>w-what do you mean you will just not eat anything bigger than an egg on your own? You need surgery for that goyim!!

CONCLUSIONS
Long-term total mortality after gastric bypass surgery was significantly reduced, particularly deaths disease. However, the rate of death from causes other than disease

was HIGHER in the surgery group than in the control group.

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa066603

youtube.com/watch?v=Vs8C-cUQ0ZA
whats the youtube re direct site again? where you can stop him from getting views? i thought it was "hooktube", but i'm ddgoing that and I just hood tube black porn.

He's still a fat fuck though, did the surgery not work?

THICC!

it's not a liposuction, dumbass. It basically deposits food directly into the intestines for fucks who are too retarded and lack the self control to just eat less

''You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension''

as per the stats i am citing, he has a 60% chance of dying between 4-20 years of the surgery. and that is a rate that includes disease and non-disease causes. iow, you're pretty much guaranteed to live at least 2-3 years after surgery, after that you're pretty much staring death in the face every year for 17 years, until you die.

Wait wait. Was this a body swap, psyc op?

That doesn't look like him...

The surgery takes months, if not years, to show physical, observable results. He'll be depressed in about a week and start dumptrucking food into his (now-golfball-sized) stomach until it expands to the size of a football...again.

if you have actual intensive surgery those things can be pretty rough, even when you're not a fat fuck. I've personally had to use one before and it's a total pain in the ass, hurts like shit when you first get out of the hospital.

>Next time americuck will pay for his skin surgery.
Stop posting and work more burger.

Why are we supposed to care about this fatty's medical treatment? Are we supposed to be butthurt about it? I'm kind of missing the whole forum throw here. There's a masquerade going on and nobody invited me.

In prehistoric times boogie would have been a 6 foot yoked wargod.

His strong urge to feed would have driven him to dominate his tribe. He would have conquered all tribes around him. The lack of easy carbs, the work required to get them, would have forged him out of iron. His strong urge to reduce labor would have led his tribe to adopt more advanced tools, horses.

Cheated by time.

I hate fat people more than gays and other races.

>tfw i was going to get one this time last year, decided against it and lost 50kg

Instead i started counting my kj, limiting to 6000kj (1500cal) and upping my stimulant intake (initially just caffine and nicotine)

I also got perscrided amphetamine for ADHD 5/6 weeks ago which has helped shitloads, i almost have to go out of my way to eat now(the motivation i get from it is really good as well). It is legit easy mode

I only want to drop 5kg to be at 90, then i might start lifting

You'll never be this mentally disabled you can't stop eating that you have to get your stomach stapled.

Give me a scenario where Boogie survives into his 70s in any case. Protip: you can't.

>then i might start lifting
>might

You do realize that he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and thus pays more in taxes than probably 99% of the people who post here let alone 99% of trump supporters?

He doesn't qualify for medicare

WHY doesn't he just get the fucking fat lopped off st this point?

Removing that much fat surgically would kill him.

that was a crisp /zing/.

have a (You)

Changed my sentance halfway through saying i might take up sports
Either way it depends on if i've changed jobs, i cant be fucked working out after a full day on the tools working in the tropics

How can you be so sure? There's only one way to find out.

but he qualifies for obamacare, which he has, and i have to pay inordinately for (healthy, fit, mid-twenties). obamacare lumped our risk pools together, and as a graduate student who's paying his own way, i can't even afford to buy health insurance because of people like this unless I start working again (but I wont until I'm finished with graduate school)

conquered all tribes around him, yet unable to conquer his own mental urges for a sugar molecule

okay.

the guy is an EQ brainlet, unable to control his emotions.

You can criticize nigs but not Jews. Jews control YT, Google, actually nearly all engines, the media, politicians, etc

To be fair that guy realized he was a piece of shit, so he lifted his ass off. Bodybuilding.com thought his story was inspirational so they gave him $10k to get his extra skin sliced off.
The dude had to start all over again after recovering from the surgery to get his gains back, and he did it.
Boogie refused personal training from DDP and got his stomach bypassed because even his attempt at weight loss is lazy and effortless.

This.

Boogie's wife's friend is a bull

ONE MORE BOOGIE POST I'LL SACRIFICE HIS SOUL TO SHAYTAN!!

No. Incentive spirometers are given to all patients who get intubated. It helps recruit any alveoli that may have collapsed.

>it's for preventing pneumonia

Wrong

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