Why are the left's memes so shit?

Why are the left's memes so shit?

they arent creative or funny and cant take a jab at themselves
seriously if you cant shit on yourself in a comedic way you are a lost cause

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Leftists take themselves very seriously and can't take a joke that isn't at the expense of one of the non-protected classes, which is to say they are only allowed to laugh at jokes against evil whitey by ideological decree. This deeply limits their ability to actually make jokes, and calling white people evil over and over again gets boring fast.

This. I mean, when you make a profession out of getting offended on behalf of other people you can't expect to be humorous. There's always a tightly wound tension in SJW comedy clubs where people are afraid of simply laughing in case somebody gets offended by it.

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There's no argument for lefty politics outside blaming and shaming. It falls apart when you try to weaponize it.
When's the last time you heard a good argument for open borders or anything else those idiots love?
We have right on our side.

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>they are only allowed to laugh at jokes against evil whitey
Which are forced and unfunny

genetics

Like Sup Forums can make a good joke that isn't "kek nigger nigger"

Holy shit what's wrong with that kid.

You did dumb shit when you were 10 too, only there wasn't a dozen cameras recording every second of your life.

Most lefties try to incorporate the entire communist manifesto in their memes, or they take a generalized meme meant to imply "this is bad", and then simply insert Trump.

Do not diss the fuhrer of the 5th reich!

Their ideas require a lengthy process of indoctrination for educating common sense and self evident concepts out of their minds which are replaced by lengthy tomes of worthless pablum.

kek look at this nigger nigger

Leftists aren't looking for incisiveness like RWs are, they're looking for social approval brownie points.

I did the dumbest shit ever when I was 10 I bet you can't even compare eheheh

They fucking suck at making funny maymays. That's why they rebrand Sup Forums memes and try to fire them back at us. You'll even see them calling people cucks and snowflakes, and talking about safe-spaces for Conservatives. It's very lame. They do it on Sup Forums all the time, just redraw Sup Forums memes.

>Right ring memes
>Memeballs

>Left wing memes
>bread 2 spicy fo wypipo

Because the lefts beliefs are simply untrue, whilst the rights are based on truthful reality. You cannot make effective memes with falsehoods

Bc dark humor is violence

but liberal comedians > conservative comedians

and no I'm not referring to colbert, britguy or other similar "comedians"

effective memes
Can I get a quick rundown?

I guess it ultimately comes down to seeing what you want to see

right wingers are nerdy cucks who suck the dicks of the current system, left wingers were the original alpha rebels

Have some more shitty lefty non-humor.

I dont remember even one leftist meme. Can someone post the most popular ones?

Woahg... if you change a noun to completely alter the context of a statement it sounds like something else and this is very silly.

DUDE HARRY POTTER LMAO

it seems your system has starved you of (you)s if you're that desperate, here take this, poor soul.

Yeah posting racist shit, swastikas, and frogs is awesome. You go guys. Really fantastic work.

Basically all the attacks on right wing figures from Trump to Laura Southern are leftist shills trying to disrupt things.

Thats why they are spamming that shit constantly.

*cough*
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kys fgt

Why the fuck are you even here. shit tier b8 m8. Kys

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jew nigger nigger kek

>lefty politics
>open borders
lol

Hilarious m8

My sides are split

Lol, do they even understand the ironic nature of ancap meme or are they actually retarded?

Pic related embodies leftist memes.
They are just not funny, or charismatic, or original.
The only way they know to push them is spamming them over and over, but it just doesn't work.

>The only way they know to push them is spamming them over and over,
This is exactly what is happening with right wing memes as well lol

Except those memes eventually have spread, you see them in other threads, in other boards.
Meanwhile, leftists make a thread to spam their memes, and you never see those outside of the threads they make themselves.
Plus, they spam them robotically.

im an alpa rebel just like the young turks . i resist.....reality. dumb nignog

So anarchy is left wing?

Too bad the flag looks so striking

Right wing memes are meant primarily for fun, and secondarily for recruiting.

Left wing memes are meant primarily for recruiting, secondarily for fun.

That's why they fail.

Right wingers make memes with no sacred cow attitude, while left wingers have limits, and know they cannot jab at some dogmatic hoaxes such as Holocaust etc.

Anyway,

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>dumb nignog
black looters without ideals do not count as revolutionaries, there must be rules and morality

I'm thoroughly convinced the left has succumbed to it's base animal instincts. Watch them online they can't make a single argument without genitals or bodily functions. Every. Single. Time.

powerful

>Meanwhile, leftists make a thread to spam their memes
>and you never see those outside of the threads they make themselves
You must be new here, lurk moar

Don't worry leftypol, i'm sure some of you will find it funny.

Pretty much this.

Cause the first thing they police in their ranks is humor, sarcasm and satire.

>Thumb inside clenched fist.
Can't believe how many times I've seen this in antifa vids. Poor things. They're pathetic.

stop talking to liberal third wave feminists then

>i'm sure some of you will find it funny.
Leftypol had the best anti-Clinton memes. Confident Leftypols anti-Clinton memes had more of an effect at making Democrats and independents vote Trump than any "muh kangz meme"

At lease the Dicky Spencer oversized head did manage to make me giggle at one point. Every other commie meme makes we want to toss the creator in a gas chamber.

Memes also need to be true to have an effect.

Like raping nuns, looting monasteries and crucifying nuns and monks, starving millions of people, killing millions of people for wrong think.

>Muh 700 gorillion
Wow you've convinced me that Communism is evil.

>Memes also need to be true to have an effect.

No they don't you sperg.

>Right wingers make memes with no sacred cow attitude, while left wingers have limits,

This is it. Right wingers are now in the position the left was 20 years ago. It was fucking easy making jokes when conservatives still existed, christianity held sway. There was no end to the taboos they had put up and the stick up the ass attitude they had about life and jokes.

Now the left is doing the exact same shit. Once you start saying "you can't joke about that" you're the conservative moral outrage police. And that's when you lose in the comedy game.

Watch any lefty comedy and it's the same fucking open doors they make jokes about. Hurr durr pedo priests. It worked 20 years ago, why isn't it funny now? Because society doesn't even try to shield priests and generally assume they're molesting hypocrites.

Where's the joke?

Yes gomrade XD communism! Praise Stalin :-DDD

none of this was ever done by austrian socialists, I am sorry that your commies were acting nigga tier
>Like raping nuns, looting monasteries and crucifying nuns and monks,
this happened for thousand years under catholic rule against heretics as well, The church has no moral superiority

>Praise Stalin
Fuck off. Stalin was a cuck who was afraid to nuke the US.

Praise uncle Xi and the People's Liberation Army

>Wow you've convinced me that Communism is evil.
There is no convincing commies, because they are a mix of brainwash and ignorance that is impossible to change

That's not my commies, though they did do some of that, that was the Spanish ones, and the Soviets.

When your country has private property, private industry, rich and poor people, churches and actively throws Marxists into jail along with invading the largest Communist nation around and the violant purge of actual socalists on the night of long knives but retarded Americans still fall for the cold war republican meme of the 50's and 60's as any government control being socialism effectively reducing the Americans to a degenerative nation of capitalistic consumers bound by their Jewish masters.

>There is no convincing
Agreed you need a bullet in between your eyes to learn.

>Agreed you need a bullet in between your eyes to learn.
OH NOES IT'S A LARP POSTER SHOWING ME PICK OF THE PLA
WHAT WILL I DO

I'm so glad I didn't grow up in the age of social media. I was one of the most autistic little faggots around and if I grew up in today's world that would all be documented by the other faggot little kids recording me on their iphones and making fun of me on instasnap or facegram or whatever the dumb little fucks are using these days. I probably wouldn't have made it to adulthood without offing myself.

... Isn't that joke technically cultural appropriation?

Superman was never a politician and that even had the whole thing of metas staying out of it.

But if superman and metals were going for political position and spouting that they is nothing to worry that they have solved it....

Then fucking hell that is not only not funny is full on dystopia scenario, as it petty much means metahuman dictatorship and a metahuman nobility.


And considering the fucking benefits certain third worlders can get by creatively interpreting the use of certain system and social taboo against criticising or even opposing it, is that not in effect creating a new nobility? Nobility after all was a east minority and they fucking ruled for the greatest part of history after all...

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This officer of the PLA is whiter than you

They have to sence of irony or humor

I hope you're just being silly.

>Overcast as background
>Light shined at him
HAHAHAHAH
He is certainly trying, what's next is he gona cover himself in white paint?

These guys are all whiter than you

They are too serious and have no inspiration in their ideas.

>Overcast background
>Light again shining at them
>still brown and yellow

Maybe they should get white paint, would make it easier and not like the PLA ever does anything besides standing.

this larper lmao

It is a good visual joke which doesn't need a wall of text. I'm not convinced it was started by lefties to make a coherent point. Spencer is not that popular here either, so it wouldn't surprise me if a random critic did it just for fun. It's hard to tell since /leftypol/ just straight up copies any jokes they find here.

>that was the Spanish ones, and the Soviets
I dislike the church anyway, fucked the people for thousands of years.

Here's a boat full of men who are whiter than you

this is absolutely the answer

kek

in real life the communist did not have chair in the first place, reactionary propaganda at its finest

>Here's a boat full of men who are whiter than you
Well if you dress them in white and have the camera miles away that's what's gona happen. Or what are you telling me that the PLA has the whites uniforms around since they never actually do anything or have done anything for decades?

Russiabro is jealous that post capitalism his Army started becoming gay as fuck and that China still has the dignity of a Communist army

blasted capitalists!

This article gives a good summary: www.departmentofmemes.com/article/4-reasons-why-the-left-cant-meme/

Hey thats a good one!

Mind if i use it?

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While you were getting raped by the Ottomans, the Chinese were fighting for dignity.

The people's liberation army has something to fight for, all you have are corrupt politicians and EU overlords that tell you what to do.

In the Marxist worldview, there are only haves and have-nots. To them, there is no such thing as wealth creation and, if it does exist, it is bourgeois and therefore bad.

They can only steal memes from the people who have memes because. if they created their own OC. they would be put up against a wall and shot for being a bourgeois "enemy of the revolution".

>Contemporary illustration of the auto-da-fé of Valladolid, in which fourteen Protestants were burned at the stake for their faith, on May 21, 1559
the Chuch was so humane :D :D:D :D: :D

>While you were getting raped by the Ottomans, the Chinese were fighting for dignity.
We never got conquered and the Imperial Chinese stagnated since the 17th century achieving bugger all and getting conquered while to communists achieved the genocide of their own people. I am so impressed.

>The people's liberation army has something to fight for
HAHAHA
>all you have are corrupt politicians
>imblying the Chinks are not corrupt
>EU overlords that tell you what to do.
Nigga nobody tells us shit

China is a state capitalism now,just like my country.Not mentioning that they keep provoking and messing up with other countries around them.If you want to back up someone on socialist side then china probably not a wise choice

Is this trying to say left wing memes are smarter or is it saying lefty memes are tldr while right wing memes are short, straight and to the point

>Stalin was a cuck and afraid to nuke the US

see this just displays everything wrong with your ideology
Nuking the US wouldn't have helped out russians
Killing people who have more than you (kulaks) is a great way to remove productive members of society
They let their jealousy consume them, and killed all the farmers who actually knew how to grow shit

Then, when there wasn't enough food, the commies said that the churches were hoarding precious metals, and said they would take the church's riches to pay for food.
The catholic church offered to pay them a check in the amount the precious metals would have given, but the commies ignored it and stripped the metals anyway.
And guess what? They bought guns instead of food.