What is up with the patchy beard epidemic in todays society amongst the youth?

What is up with the patchy beard epidemic in todays society amongst the youth?

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Beards hide shit jawlines. Since nu-males have terrible genes they try to grow a beard to hide the fact that they're basically women wearing mens clothes.

Are you my lost brother?

Teens can't grow full beards yet

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>low test from modern products

I'm 23, and I still can't.

Same. I blame the estrogen in the water supply.

Im 24 and still have a patch just under my chin that refuses to grow in. I hear a lot of men cant fully grow a beard till late 20's. Pretty common, of course you get 16 year olds with full beards, but they are exceptions

They're usually muzzies if they have a full beard at 16, at least in my experience

minoxidil 5% helped me out

Poor diet
Poor exercise
Poor testosterone levels

This is why people have patchy beards, sometimes its just genetics though.

Nu males cant grow a real beard

Low test from being raised drinking out of Chinese plastic cups and eating meat with shitloads of estrogenic hormones in it.

Same reason chest hair is pretty much extinct.

thick manly beard here
feels good man


>yfw looking at my thick manly beard

you think you're hot shit dont ya

That's just the pattern of your beard, similar to differing hairlines.
I have a full beard, cheeks covered up to my nose yet have two "patches" under my bottom lip.
Will always be there.

>be me
>hairy as fuck
>still patchy beard on my cheeks
>cant shave because i look like a 12 year old without facial hair
feels bad to be honest with you

S A M E

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nice dandruff and/or food crumbs you disgusting homo.

I had part of mine burned off when I fell asleep working the door for a coke dealer after the 2nd day.

Those are normal. OP is talking about noticably thin patches that in history would be shaved out of good sense.

I approve your beard.

only when I enslave underage girls

wtf learn to trim you cant have stray hairs like this

youtube.com/watch?v=VSY0MsmRKt0&t=56

My right side is more hairy than the left.

Whats up with that?

Thanks!

you'd expect in the past if a man couldn't grow a proper beard he didn't bother trying (unless he is che guevara), or at least waited until he was older. all i got was wispy shit in my late teens/early 20s. nowadays it is tolerable enough to grow out.

Yeah, you have to wash your beard daily.

patchy beard guy here

low T, i'm on TRT myself and my beard is super think now faggots, i also get diamond cutters.

go to doc and get your self checked out

Just in-between shaves.

Same I look like a monkey

I dont know, but my barber fucked up my neckline. Sorry about that bump on my head, someone dropped something heavy on it.

It's becuase all the food and drink gets consume now is stored and served in plastic.

Plastic is estrogenic. They leech hormone like chemicals. Lady hormones.

I miss chest hair. So comfy.

how long it take to grow?
bet eating is fun

impressive

I'm lost as to what is going on here.

tfw got a patchy beard, but good chest hair and a strong moustache

looks like the back of someones head

8 months
Dats nasty

Lack of testosterone. I'm part of Gen X and most guys of my era didn't have this issue. I see more Millennials with it. Also, race mixing seems to have assisted, especially Asian and some Latino mixes with European. Cuckery.

Beard growth is not tied to testosterone levels per se, it's about your sensitivity to testosterone. You can hop on steroids and still not see any improvement if you have low sensitivity. It's just genetics.

Only just realised it wasn't.

I need some sleep.

I'm not gonna post mine but it's that + 10 inches in length and width.
12 months no trim at all.

ahh the richard hammond
nice

Been noticing this too in the last few years.

Not only patchy, but patchy and they grow out what they have and are never ever clean shaven.

It's as bad as a comb over.

It is low testosterone.
You can easily rise it by just breaking shit.
Get any stick you have, break it to pieces and you will feel 10 times better.
Also watching sports, fights and training full contact sports helps.

Eww what is going on user

>34 can only grow goatie with mutton chops

common for frogs like napoleon eh.

low test levels

they are kept low on purpose so white woman only desire niggers, america created it that way

Shave, you plebs.

Beards are for:

>wise elders
>sailors
>muslims
>jews
>academic communists
>people who legally aren't allowed near sharp objects

Thats the joke :D

You guys literally just have bad DNA, it has nothing to do with your current levels of hormones in your body. Some people just can't grow beards.

first one was mine, these are just from internet.

How do you wash cum out of that thing?

Holy fuck stop it's actually uncanny.

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Reminder that if you have only boys you are a low test beta. White Wombs, I mean Women, are worth atleast 5 times a male these days.

>estrogen in water meme
Yet women drink the same water and look masculine.

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Wanna know why their beards look so retarded?
Beard is earned. Men that look good with bearded looks have earned those looks with hard work of all sorts. You gotta be rugged to pull off the beard, and you need to be high in T as well. As a young man, I always shave. I realize I haven't done much to earn a real manly beard, which is why I wouldn't feel good growing one, and neither would it look manly on me, it would look just like it does on hipsters and fags; like bearded women.

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Could it be Satan?

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I would love to be clean shaven. Problem is that I get ingrown hairs from hell. If I shaved completely, I would be digging hairs out of my skin all fucking day. It's easier to have a patchy virgin beard than deal with a million ingrowns.

oh and fyi, watching porn, eating soy and masturbating is what makes their beards so patchy.

Low testosterone or inbreeding...who knows

Truth bomb.

You need a certain look in your face even before having a beard.

Blame the estrogen in the water.

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>have a goatee for years to break up my the lines of my burgerchin
>started going clean shaven a month or two ago because I can't stand the sight of beards anymore
The sad thing is if I wasn't a fatass I'd have a chin sharp enough to put eyes out.

low test

Have you tried not being black?

Things that will rise your TESTOSTERONE:
-girls
-violence
-throwing
-breaking
-fighting
-sleeping more
-eating and drinking less sugar
-not watching kawai shit
-no fap

Try it for a week or two and you will feel like you want to go back in time and kick that faggot you were before.
You have to be aggressive or be a faggot.

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Anyone else hear the jaws theme

I need a face

>ooga booga where the whyte wimmen at?

Seriously, you kinda skipped the most important part.

Drinking Vodka.

Because I am 22 but look 16 when I am clean shaven. I can't even get into places after showing ID sometimes without this patchy as fuck disaster of a beard. Being 5"8 isn't doing my any good either.

t. necklet

I have barely any chest hair and all I can grow is a moustache and goatee, no hair on the cheeks whatsoever.
Had my testosterone checked years ago and it was through the roof.
It's genetics, no just low test morons

Checked.

Also that's the bitch of it. I'm white. I've just been (((tainted))).

"Hard work," or manual labor, has been linked to lower testosterone in males.

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Low test; kids trying to grow beards who aren't old enough.
I didn't have a good beard until I hit 31.

Bourbon or scotch only

I hate those latte sipping code artisan hipster fucks so god damn much. They've infiltrated almost every area of tech.

>that feel when square and bold jawline so that fully shaving is actually better

Being a true man is great, I pity you feminine nu-males who have to hide your 12-year-old-girl faces.

Do you really call yourself a man?

You are basically a bearded girl if you don't have square jawlines.

I know everyone is laughing at the crossfit, but tyre workout is great for your testosterone.
-hit it with hammer
-throw it around
-push it
-lift it
-get your faggot-hands dirty

Your eyebrows sure are thick

if they had water filters this wouldn't happen. many such cases sad.

I'm 32 and finally can. I don't have thick dark course hairs though because I don't have southern genes. Women finally want me and I look 25. Some men age like wine. Also, working out in my late 20's spurred the final growth so probably related to western lifestyles and low test.

red beard master race

porn plastic bottles and chemtrails

>tfw beard doesnt join up to the tache

I dont really care though. I look nothing like a numale, i'm pretty good and young looking for my age (mid 30's) and have a full head of hair. I just clean shave. Hipster numale faggots have ruined beards anyway.

behold lil fuckers

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For the burgers it is all their negro and mongoloid admixture from centuries of race mixing.

Non-whites tend to not be able to grow full beards.

BPA in the water. Its had an irreversible impact on the entire developed world.