How do bongs feel about living in an Orwellian nightmare?

How do bongs feel about living in an Orwellian nightmare?

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Trapped, apathetic, hopeless and depressed. Why do you ask?

How do the British go from founding the USA to this?

I support this

White guilt and marxism. Why do you ask?

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Thanks. Also you're using the wrong flag.

Take your country back...

By ballot or bullet..

People voted for it. To me it's proof of the fundamental flaws in democracy, it only works if people aren't stupid or evil. Sadly there are many who are one, the other or both.

Nah, I'm emigrating.

You guys are getting exactly what you wanted honestly.

You chose this with full knowledge of what it was.

Fuck democracy. Restore the monarchy.

I hope you kill yourself you absolutely smug cunt. You absolutely fucking ooze your own sense of self-importance, typical American you have no idea what you're talking about. Also, you're 56% fucking white within less than a few centuries. Again, kill yourself you retard.

What's with the thrice-daily bong-hate threads? Is this part of the raid or fucking what

if you don't like it, move planet. Degeneracy should not be encouraged.

god damn calm down son lmao

>Neocon nightmare.
>Incredibly ethnically diverse.
>Whites a minority.
>Home of the LGBT and SJW movements.
We may be cucked but you're just as fucked if not more so to be honest.

American opinions should just be bannable. They have no idea about European affairs but think their word is God's fucking law or something.

USA is pretty important

Poms don't give a fuck about the changes, all the kinks they enjoy were banned years and years ago; spanking, fisting as well as face sitting.

Making it harder to watch some vanilla shit, that only Pakis enjoy, isn't going to make an Englishman lose any sleep.

What, is HE the USA? Fuck off, he's just one fucking burger in his mom's house posting on anime boards.

At least the mayor of our capital isn't passing off terrorist attacks as a part of everyday life.

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At least we've got people trying to do something about it. Almost every single powerful person in your country is actively working to destroy it.

You're a ridiculous piece of trash and your opinion counts for nothing to us.

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS
SERIOUSLY WHAT TEH FUCK

Kek
Your right, Hes probably not USA

Kill yourself you human waste. Worst nation we ever spawned. Home of the Blacked, indeed...

Me too. Not joking. Children should not be exposed to porn.

This is a conservative policy.

Fuck you for wanting children to grow up with easy access to porn and interracial porn.

>why do you ask
why do you ask?

bin it

>implying it has anything to with not exposing people to porn and it's not just an excuse for the government to track you even harder than they already do

>I really don't like that guys opinion, someone should ban it for me

Is it just a cultural trait among Britons to expect the government to control and filter out every bad thing in their lives? It's almost chink tier how authoritarian you people are

It is time to embrace his ways.

>When you need a lisence to own a television set.

>when you shart in mart

WOW it's almost like there's cultural differences between different cultures!!?

Go and ask your teacher/homeschool teacher what ethnocentricm is.

Did I push the bong's buttons too hard?

pop quiz:

would you rather:
>live in a neighborhood with 20% muslims
>not be allowed to own any guns
>get potential jailtime for "racist" tweets
>be poor

or

>live in a neighborhood that's 20% spics and 10% blacks
>own assault rifles
>say nigger freely
>be less poor

hint: #2 is America

This is actually a good thing though. Porn is terrible for you.

>be Britmelt
>find out your children have been raped and eaten by kebab shop owner
>complain to police
>police arrest you for illegal opinions
>complain to magistrate
>magistrate throws acid in your face for violating Sharia
>kebab shop owner gets arraigned
>the charge is failure to impregnate white women
>leave court, sobbing
>try to catch the bus
>bus runs you over
>yell for help
>Muslim woman walks by texting on her cell phone
>somehow you get raped and stabbed
>finally make it home
>depressed, you decide to watch the one unblocked porn genre: interracial
>search desperately for your porn license
>it was stolen by your rapist
>complain to police
>police arrest you for not having a license to lose your porn license

"free knives!" bin

how does this thing even work with vpns and shit?

>When you get acid thrown in your face and get hit by the truck of peace

>mother D:

Somebody got surveiled a little much on the way home today i think, go on ahead and munch some curry and drink your tea while sharia trucks culturally enrich your country.

I forgot to add
>be allowed to defend your property and life with lethal force
to USA and
>get fined for putting up barbed wire because it might hurt burglars
to UK

Watch the rape numbers skyrocket

Yeah, now they'll just be exposed to the really weird underground unmoderated shit.

>Restore the monarchy.
>y-y-you g-guys can h-handle it r-right? I'm e-emigrating.

>>say nigger freely

Legally, but you'd be wise not to say it too freely in a neighborhood such as you describe..

b-but he has a point
we are fucked.
All bongs in denial are part of the problem.
We should instead be doing something about it.

Write to your fucking MPs, tell them you are sick of being treated like children.
When the ID checks come, use VPNs to circumvent them, do whatever it takes to resist.
Eventually the normies will have had enough, and we are already getting close, that we can lead them into battle against our (((government))).

But until then you just have to resist!

Time to start stashing porn

Is it your opinion that the government should control your access to anything that is not good for you? I would suspect that most governments would agree that Sup Forums is not good for you...

I hope you all kill yourselves. Why we bother ourselves with the opinions of lesser men, I'll never know. Fuck America, multicultural bastion of Blacked Lives Matter, Zionism, LGBT and literal communists.

that's a pretty cool statement. not a fan of islam but at least some show they have brains.

You are correct, but to Americans, this kind of open censorship and governmental control is anathema to our values. British values appear to be pretty fucked up from our perspective.

Yes. Hohenzollern were the best, your hannoveran Family is great also.

why exactly does theresa may need to know when people are jerking off?

>within less than a few centuries
sure but there will be no England by then because of the cowardly lineage of King William the Conqueror.

Will it be legal to carry hard drives full of porn there? I might have to go there next year and I don't know how this works.

Pot meet Kettle.

Angry because your empire has fallen?

You're neither one of us or American, just stop trying to get involved you cringy Milhouse.

Thanks user. No more brother wars.

>implying they're not already
Except Britmelts probably suppress it, or have some gay cringey way of expressing it in police reports.

>"Oy guvnah! We got 1400 new cases of child rape!"
>"Blimey, Smitty. We don't call it 'rape' anymore. Haven't you read the new directive? It's 'Surprisey Diddle-dee Whammy in the Fanny!'"

Muslim invaders collecting your weapons before they make the big coordinated strike.. hahaha you can't make this shit up

Is that why the pot calls the kettle black?

You're awful defensive about this. Are you really ok with it, or are you just upset about criticism from Americans?

we love it!

i dont know which part is worse, the whole orwellian nightmare thing or the fact that so many retards in this country seem to support it

Funny you mention it, my buddy was a prosecutor and he used to pay some kid to walk around the hood saying "nigger" on his phone casually and not too loud, recording him discreetly as he went. It took three days for them to entrap somenog, and when they tried him for assault (although it quickly deescalated because the kid was armed), he took the sentence instead of paying the $5000 my buddy was asking for. He never did anything like that again because he was so burned, but now he has a really comfy federal job

I'm not ok with my country, but your country is FAR from perfect, but what's worse is seeing Americans, who, let's face it, don't know shit about Europe, act like they know everything there is to know about life here because they saw some funny "HUR PART N PARCEL" memes.

Obeying the law. Bwahahahahahaha!

Do you realise just how close the police are to going on strike in the UK?

Apart from anything else this government is so weak it won't make it to Christmas without a leadership change.

Porn is haram.

Same thing was implemented here this year.
And they (the gumbint) want to make TOR/VPNs illegal, no idea how, but they do.

From another thread, proof that the UK has been orwellian for a long time.

trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/136314077

>1931
>being v& by the radio police

Sooo butthurt lol

They can just convert to islam and gang rape the 11 year old girls by the kebab shop.

lol kys kike nigger

British people are going to statt getting paid for watching porn via checks? Why?

I'll never get the obsession Europeans seem to have with us

your country is literally a blacked shithole

I surmise he's just sick of hearing it from Americans who he has a low opinion of in general. If it was from France or one of the euro countries he'd be a bit more sympathetic I reckon, but it roasts his rump more that some burger across the pond is making fun of him instead of his neighbors

>People voted for it.
Did we? I'm fairly certain I'd remember the porn vote. Unless you mean people voted to keep Tories in power in which case, I'm fairly certain other parties had talkrd in favour of this whole porn ban thing as well. Unless we wiped out all parties this bollocks would've gotten through, because they're all lead by crotchety old fucka who are scared and confused by the internet and want it to go away.

>get fined for putting up barbed wire because it might hurt burglars

This happened to my uncle only it was wall top spikes without signage.

It's because of your fucking obsession with us you absolute fucking retard, holy shit you are blinded by your own fucking american-centric worldview -like every one of you fucking are.

>implying

disarming the Britcucks and using their own weapons against them during the upcomming war for sharia law

genius move from the imams

You value that aspect of your culture? You just want everything you dislike to be censored? You're a fucking idiot then.

Literally obsessed

So all this pain and suffering ends in hate and revolt which results in the Party making you love Big Brother?

the porn stuff is the least of our worries, you can literally go to jail for upsetting people on twitter. some guy got two months in jail for mocking a black footballer who had a cardiac arrest. the judge who sentenced him said that he gave out jailtime because "the whole country was praying for him" (the footballer). have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? sometimes i think it is all a bad dream, or that half the country has gone insane or been replaced by bodysnatching aliens or something

>Voting Trump
>Owning Guns
>Owning a pocket knife.

Things I can do that you can't.

>You will live in a cyberpunk dystopia in your life time
>except it won't be neon, have hover-cars or an Asian aesthetic
>Will just be full of pakis and niggers

Trump has created the conditions for disenfranchised bongs to move to America. I'd suggest you all follow us to freedom.

It probably doesnt.

Look at all of the americans making daily bong-hate threads. Daily european threads. Spamming brit/pol/ up with shitty US news links about your congress which we give zero fucking shits about. You think you're so good at European culture, history and all of our affairs but in reality you don't know fucking shit. You are a hugely deluded and arrogant people and no wonder the whole world hates you. And it's honestly not because you're "great". you won't last as long as our country did, guaranteed.

>search for TOR on jewggle becaue you don't know how to get it
>gubmint sees it
>they get you
Prepare the installer offline!