Just a humble willy-farmer planting willy-seeds, by the morrow they should bear bountiful willy-fruit
Landon Sanders
>hearty chuckle
Levi Howard
I don't like how unsympathetic people are about it desu. Whenever someone necks himself everyone goes 'oooh selfish it's the coward's way out etc'. It's more complicated than that.
Cooper Roberts
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Michael Morales
A yank came here and moaned about you. What are you doing in /ptg/?
Elijah Thomas
So I'm guessing it was more of a cry for help rather than an actual suicide attempt?
Because you have to be pretty pathetic and idiotic to fail at a genuine suicide attempt
Sebastian Smith
Don't you just love paying license fees for this
Jose Morgan
feels like a good idea right about now
Nicholas Butler
Permanent solution to a temporary problem. Tried it once, glad I failed...
>imply I haven't already watched every Bishop Hitchens video on the internet
Ayden Ortiz
what does this even mean?
Dylan Jones
Don't understand it
Jace Bell
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Angel Kelly
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Nathan Allen
Where is the OP picture from?
Gavin Thomas
Kek
Hunter Morgan
Durham Cathedral.
Hudson Perez
Post underrated British films. This hits right in the feels.
Alexander Allen
Posted pic related asking if it was Bill Clinton. Nah I went uphill, cut through a load of tendons, couldn't move my fingers for 4 months and needed 24 stitches. I was drunk though so it wasn't straight up.
Connor Martinez
Poetic justice where the naughty people go.
Christian Perry
nice willy crop you got there, would be a shame if something were to *HAPPEN* to your lovely set of little willys. what if a group of thots were to make their way into the paddock and eat the produce? you wouldnt want that would ya?
now give me the memes. the whole lot, and i wont have to speak with my thot patrol anytime in the near future thank you very much
Josiah Carter
>tfw he runs Fucking virgin
Ian Flores
Seems reasonable to me. The perpetrator escapes whatever predicament they were in and the population decreases. What's not to like
Hunter Ortiz
>and the population decreases
why is this ideal?
Wyatt Morgan
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Kevin Bennett
Ah right, though about applying to Durham University, is it a nice place? Might be a bit to far away for me.
Brandon Taylor
eating custard creams and listening to kate bush very comfy
Sebastian Ward
Why do you shit post on porn hub? Is it because your car doesn't work?
William Sanchez
I don't run though you faggot.
Jose Sanchez
I don't know why but I read that in the voice of pic related from the fast show
Parker Roberts
what song lad
Levi Morales
Have a centralised agency put together lesson plans/slides/material which teachers can optionally use. Teachers spend most of their time planning the same lessons across the country and a lot of them are shit at it. Having a central database they can get shit from would stop so much wasted time.
Charles Gonzalez
What?
Zachary Cox
Anyone experienced that falling sensation when in bed and get startled af?
True patricians crack 'em open and eat them as halves
Michael Turner
>dyel can't cope Expected.
Benjamin Cruz
Saw someone arguing a week or 2 ago that population decrease makes houses cheaper. My only goal in life is to get a house someday and have enough money for food and heat etc
>a woman driver and a deserter walk into a bar. >the barman is running on the spot >a fat man is chasing catamites around the pool table >there's a pike twisted into a steering wheel but that's not relevant and never will be. The pub explodes. Who wins?
Once I got baked off of smoking black resin scraped from my bong and had that feeling every 30 seconds for 10 minutes. Was fucking west desu.
Gavin Nelson
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Landon Butler
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Asher Gonzalez
I read somewhere that kind of 'fall and grab on' impulse evolved as a way of stopping yourself falling off a branch when we had to sleep in trees to avoid predators. Fuck knows why it goes with bad dreams though.
Caleb Jones
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Jackson Thompson
Why yous not like immigrants?
Ryder Powell
The Jewish Insurance broker
Isaac Russell
>flabby AND has a cheapskate car Not remotely surprised.
Jack Morris
DUDE
Juan Torres
Kek
I'm curious, what video is that on?
Lucas Hernandez
And, may I ask a bit brutishly, is it an Islamic shithole?
Cooper Davis
When its late at night and I'm still up, especially with headohones on, I'll feel a presence or swear I just heard someone talk to me. Once I am sure I felt something brush my foot.
Usually when that sort of thing happens I go to bed.
Xavier Lopez
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Brody Rodriguez
not splitting and recombinating their cream with bourbons before dipping them in tea and cofee, like it has been mandated in the BBCGT bakeoff laws and regulations of cream tea products 17790. >2kl8
Easton Walker
No idea, was posted in the last thread
Oliver Scott
British people are good at sad music, I believe we've established that
>clicking that while phoneposting in a dark room was a horrible mistake. Cheers Rimmer, it's not like I needed those retinae anyway.
Connor Cox
sorry *BBCCTGQ+
Logan Cruz
>splitting and recombinating their cream with bourbons before dipping them in tea and cofee
Adam Ortiz
It wasn't when I went to look around there for uni open days about 6 years back, but with the university being a large part of the town and with the trend of unis in the current age aiming to get in as many foreign students in for those sweet international fees there's probably alot of sandfolk and chinese there, in general that north-east area is the whitest in Britain though.
Ethan Mitchell
Oh. So why the fuck do teachers always complain about how long lesson planning takes?
Probably but not so loud or Rimmer might realise it's just him replying to himself all day, every day, that there are no anons or trip-dukes. It's just different parts of his shattered psyche interacting.
Brayden Jenkins
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Asher Jones
I have to refrain from dippage 2bh my good man, it sweetens the tea, i'm a northerner who likes it inky and bitter
Robert Miller
no x
Cameron Nguyen
Is my lit soul mate here?
Cameron Bennett
I have often had the weird sensation of small (4ft ish) dark shadowy figures around me or running just outside of my field of view. Big head, skinny body