Brit/pol/ - Comfy Hours edition

>Billboard hacked in Cardiff by dangerous right wing extremists
grahamcluley.com/hackers-hijack-central-cardiff-billboard-display-swastikas/

>Last day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html

>Brexit latest: Free movement of EU citizens to Britain will end in 2019
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html

>Terror suspect arrested at """London""" Southend Airport
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-40806463

>‘Enough is enough' Scheming Philip Hammond warned to stop plotting as PM holidays in Italy
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons

>Apple now unironically supports the whole US economy
cityam.com/269603/dow-jones-passes-22000-new-record-high

>Olney says she will stand to be an MP at the next election in part 2 of her JUST blog
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/07/im-very-much-out-my-ear-what-its-becoming-ex-mp

>Illegal immigrants able to enter Britain unchallenged because there are no checks at half of small ports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/

>Venezuela poll turnout figures ‘manipulated by at least 1m votes’
theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/venezuela-poll-turnout-figures-manipulated-by-at-least-1m-votes

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youtube.com/watch?v=WhAzssBuUKE
tes.com/
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first for fuxk yeah

Reminder that pic related happened

thoughts on suicide?

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Why did it happen though?

>ywn feel your foreskin inside a vagina

I don't want to end up as a talking tree. So no.

Fucking stupid senpai. I tried and failed miserably and now have a lumpy arm, sad part is I love my fucking life now.

UK Samaritans is 116 123, please call it if you feel like this.

ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ

Just a humble willy-farmer planting willy-seeds, by the morrow they should bear bountiful willy-fruit

>hearty chuckle

I don't like how unsympathetic people are about it desu. Whenever someone necks himself everyone goes 'oooh selfish it's the coward's way out etc'. It's more complicated than that.

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A yank came here and moaned about you. What are you doing in /ptg/?

So I'm guessing it was more of a cry for help rather than an actual suicide attempt?

Because you have to be pretty pathetic and idiotic to fail at a genuine suicide attempt

Don't you just love paying license fees for this

feels like a good idea right about now

Permanent solution to a temporary problem. Tried it once, glad I failed...

but youre gay

I've been shitposting in there daily.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hgq8OhBwInI

Because you have impure thoughts

Lads Peep show was Bogpilled

>tfw back from a touge run and the feels kick in

let's have a comfy thread lads

>imply I haven't already watched every Bishop Hitchens video on the internet

what does this even mean?

Don't understand it

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Where is the OP picture from?

Kek

Durham Cathedral.

Post underrated British films. This hits right in the feels.

Posted pic related asking if it was Bill Clinton.
Nah I went uphill, cut through a load of tendons, couldn't move my fingers for 4 months and needed 24 stitches. I was drunk though so it wasn't straight up.

Poetic justice where the naughty people go.

nice willy crop you got there, would be a shame if something were to *HAPPEN* to your lovely set of little willys. what if a group of thots were to make their way into the paddock and eat the produce? you wouldnt want that would ya?

now give me the memes. the whole lot, and i wont have to speak with my thot patrol anytime in the near future thank you very much

>tfw he runs
Fucking virgin

Seems reasonable to me. The perpetrator escapes whatever predicament they were in and the population decreases. What's not to like

>and the population decreases

why is this ideal?

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Ah right, though about applying to Durham University, is it a nice place? Might be a bit to far away for me.

eating custard creams and listening to kate bush
very comfy

Why do you shit post on porn hub? Is it because your car doesn't work?

I don't run though you faggot.

I don't know why but I read that in the voice of pic related from the fast show

what song lad

Have a centralised agency put together lesson plans/slides/material which teachers can optionally use. Teachers spend most of their time planning the same lessons across the country and a lot of them are shit at it. Having a central database they can get shit from would stop so much wasted time.

What?

Anyone experienced that falling sensation when in bed and get startled af?

you should 'ave fear

Durham, but more specifically I think it's an edited screencap from 3:13 of: youtube.com/watch?v=8Rn4CRu9pa4

listening to the kick inside album
got kite playing now

Yeah but I was on the roof at the time.

Literally the worst one.
ricorso.net/rx/library/authors/classic/Beckett_S/1st_Love.htm
Read that short story and fall in love.

>I can't run
Fixed

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>eating custard creams

True patricians crack 'em open and eat them as halves

>dyel can't cope
Expected.

Saw someone arguing a week or 2 ago that population decrease makes houses cheaper. My only goal in life is to get a house someday and have enough money for food and heat etc

youtube.com/watch?v=WhAzssBuUKE

>a woman driver and a deserter walk into a bar.
>the barman is running on the spot
>a fat man is chasing catamites around the pool table
>there's a pike twisted into a steering wheel but that's not relevant and never will be.
The pub explodes. Who wins?

tes.com/

Once I got baked off of smoking black resin scraped from my bong and had that feeling every 30 seconds for 10 minutes. Was fucking west desu.

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I read somewhere that kind of 'fall and grab on' impulse evolved as a way of stopping yourself falling off a branch when we had to sleep in trees to avoid predators. Fuck knows why it goes with bad dreams though.

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Why yous not like immigrants?

The Jewish Insurance broker

>flabby AND has a cheapskate car
Not remotely surprised.

DUDE

Kek

I'm curious, what video is that on?

And, may I ask a bit brutishly, is it an Islamic shithole?

When its late at night and I'm still up, especially with headohones on, I'll feel a presence or swear I just heard someone talk to me. Once I am sure I felt something brush my foot.

Usually when that sort of thing happens I go to bed.

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not splitting and recombinating their cream with bourbons before dipping them in tea and cofee, like it has been mandated in the BBCGT bakeoff laws and regulations of cream tea products 17790.
>2kl8

No idea, was posted in the last thread

British people are good at sad music, I believe we've established that

youtube.com/watch?v=sGIDLb--9U4

>clicking that while phoneposting in a dark room was a horrible mistake.
Cheers Rimmer, it's not like I needed those retinae anyway.

sorry *BBCCTGQ+

>splitting and recombinating their cream with bourbons before dipping them in tea and cofee

It wasn't when I went to look around there for uni open days about 6 years back, but with the university being a large part of the town and with the trend of unis in the current age aiming to get in as many foreign students in for those sweet international fees there's probably alot of sandfolk and chinese there, in general that north-east area is the whitest in Britain though.

Oh. So why the fuck do teachers always complain about how long lesson planning takes?

>tfw

youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38

hitchens.png
The last time it happened I was awake

sounds like schizophrenia m8

Because teachers are useless faggots

Top album that.

U ok hun? x

Yeah I get that too
I get that very occasionally. I always picture Abe Simpson falling towards the camera before I wake up for some reason

youtube.com/watch?v=WhAzssBuUKE

Probably but not so loud or Rimmer might realise it's just him replying to himself all day, every day, that there are no anons or trip-dukes. It's just different parts of his shattered psyche interacting.

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I have to refrain from dippage 2bh my good man, it sweetens the tea, i'm a northerner who likes it inky and bitter

no x

Is my lit soul mate here?

I have often had the weird sensation of small (4ft ish) dark shadowy figures around me or running just outside of my field of view. Big head, skinny body