>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
"He's ha in heart problems, he says he's been smoking crack all day"
"Lovely"
Evan Reed
Lalapalooza this weekend. Should be a good night.
Nathan Sullivan
Nice! Come on druggies, do some shit!
Jose Hall
Was someone singing there for a second?
Xavier Lewis
Good afternoon Roberts, work was boring today, the cubs game Tuesday was great to see in Wrigley, and now I'm back to hear the damage done. How's my city treating you?
William Hill
*evening
Nolan Moore
Black make and his friend black female are getting crazy tonight, Robert is busy. Some guy was having a heart attack from smoking crack all day though.
Samuel Miller
That shit will rot you inside out so goddamn fast, the guy's probably gonna need a pacemaker if he lives.
Jayden Johnson
Meh, one less nig in welfare.
Anthony Barnes
Can somerobert post bingo boards?
Ian Barnes
Jesus Christ! So much shit going down! Fuck Chicago.
Xavier Johnson
Indeed. I heard they're remaking "Death Wish" and setting it in Chicago. The fact that Chicago surpasses 1970s NYC in violence really says something about how out of control this shit is. Some American leftist faggots have their titties in a twist because the lead (Bruce Willis) is white and wearing a hoodie. I'm probably not gonna watch it in theaters but perhaps some more attention and political subversion given to this place will help efforts to reduce this problem.
Jonathan Phillips
Boy, it's unsually stagnant here. Look alive and check yo keys Roberts of Sup Forums, it's RRH and the shit's getting spread far and wide with plenty of servings to dish still.
Anthony Cox
...
Jason Miller
Bump
Robert Turner
Bump again, will start reporting the happenings in a few.
Xavier Wood
>exposing himself and arguing with the cashier
Weeeew boy
Tyler Torres
Male black pulling his pants and exposing himself at 7/11 while arguing with the clerk.
Camden James
Sounds like sassy is on dispatch in one of the channels tonight.
3 male Hispanics breaking into a garage
Suspects with narcotics
27 is late
3 males one female no weapons seen (possible harassment)
Assault in progress
>I'm callin' 124 Robert, SIR
Colton Peterson
Burglery in progress, breaking into the frontroom.
Logan Martin
Not many in for /comfy/ tonight? Some nights are oddly slow.
