I hope you wake up thankful everyday you weren't born a Brit

I hope you wake up thankful everyday you weren't born a Brit

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How can you wake up thankful if you don't go to sleep?

*puts you to sleep*

*never wakes up*

I cant sleep because of the mosque having call to prayer every night

Sorry sir, that's an illegal statement with a punishment of a 10 pound ticket

It's alright I guess

british slags that come here are the biggest whores

forgot flag

#999WhatsYourEmergency
>my daughter is being raped by a muslim
>*hangs up*

>my daughter is being raped by a muslim
>police dispatched, caller arrested for islamophobia
FTFY

You guys are way more white than us

and cant you get NEETbux if youre an ablebodied male?

We dont have the dole

Name one ethnic group which has achieved more than the English have.

yeah but they look like some goblin fantasy race

Jews

post-imperial brit*

Sorry sir, I'm afraid your lottery of life ticket is past its due date.

breitbart.com/london/2017/08/02/police-make-arrest-decade-old-case-teen-girl-killed-body-put-kebab-meat/
Friendly reminder that a couple of your mudslimes raped and killed a 14 year old English girl, then ground up her body and served her in kebab meat.
Oh and btw they got off scot free and were paid £250,000 in compensation for their trouble

[doubt]

That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>Complains about niggers
>While wanting gibs
Pathetic

I was born in the most sandnigger filled city in England.
Dad moved us the fuck away when he saw how shit was going.
Been a kiwi for the last 26 years, and will be forever.
We'll until we become part of China officially, then I'll be killed for calling them chankoro.

#999WhatsYourEmergency
>someone has broken into my house and i think he stole some of my possessions
>"police are coming over right now"
>15mins later
>"WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE KNIFES IN YOUR KITCHEN, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST"

Every convenience store in the UK. I think the only stores that I've been to that didn't have Pakistani clerks are co-op's.

you are a traitor user
please hand back all your crumpets
and hand yourself in for a spell in the Tower

British cities are disgusting.
The countryside is brilliant though.
In England it takes no time to get anywhere.
You can quite easily live in a nice village and commute to the city for work in about 30-40 minutes.
Thanks to greenbelt all the faggot liberals and mudslimes are contained in the population dense cities.

All hail the M25. Luckily there's never any traffic jams, so I would not mind losing 3 hours of my life every day..

I do.

Equally?
Spainards
>inb4 Trafalgar and Armada
You tried the same thing trying to invade
Look up contraarmada inglesa, you lost half the fleet while our losses were minimal
You also tried taking canaries and lost all of the invasion force
Trafalgar wasnt a loss for us, it was a loss for Napoleon, yed you took gibraltar but after trafalgar we actually expirienced our navy getting better because of it

*wake me up*

>being a cuck

I do

>t. Londoner.

M8 i won the lottery, everytime it rains i thank the Old Gods.

>Jews
>Germans
You still building any cars, guns or planes that anybody wants to buy? I don't see any.

That's not Britain that's New Arabia

>Nice village
Looks like a pale copy of Sweden
>no time to get anywhere
Your rail system is the worst in Europe and Derby is like 10 hours from London on the coach. I have no idea why such tiny distances take so long. Are we passing through some other dimension on the way?

London-Derby is 90 minutes on the train, poorfag

"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love."

I'll go tweet some hate at them for you lads.

Nice thumbnail dumb cunt.

Meh.

LOL it was like pissing into an ocean of piss but still worth it.

yes you do its called social security
only if you can drive which is pretty fucking stupid in the uk as its pretty small and they ruined buses and trains.

its painfully boring tho.

This desu praise be to allah mushallah

You need to get acid in yo face

>tfw no Irish gf (male)

I am thankful I am Austrian and not a fucking Bong or those Potato Niggers next to them.

*CANTWAKEUP*

anti-brit shills will be routed.
to the high seas!