It's CDN Morning News with your host Lazurus >Don Pittis should be crowned King of World Leaf and all (you) wonderful people who like reading garbage
Canadians, stuck in 1999. WHO the fuck still plays with laser pointers like it's cool? >Pilot blinded after laser beam pointed at plane flying over Bedford: Halifax Police
How much does crap, I mean "craft" beer cost? Is it any good? I can't imagine so............ Like, all these "brewers" are literal nobodies who never worked brewing beer, or know what they're doing, but somehow got money together for a brewery.
Wyatt Lewis
Old People Killing Old People!!!
>Documents reveal two previously unknown N.S. nursing home pushing deaths
Get a 2-4 of beer, pack of smokes, a gram of pot WOOOOOOOOOO
Grayson Allen
OH NO!!!! Beer tax "leaked"
Whatever that means.............I'm not reading to find out. They should tax the fuck out of alcohol.
>OMG CIGARETTE SMOKE!!! At the bar!! YUCK!! *downs 20 shots, gets in his car, drives, kills someone* >Ahhhh, I'm SORR-EEE eh?? I just had a few too many. At least I'm not a DIRTY smoker eh??? Ya true eh?? At least you don't smoke eh??
>Alberta finance minister to review beer tax trade ruling after findings leaked
Fuck alcohol. It kills people, it ruins lives, it ruins families, it makes people commit crime and every just sits there going >darrrrrrrrrrr ya gotta learn to drink right, eh?? Then dickhead gets arrested for acting like an asshole cause he drank too much and he's got excuses up the asshole.
JUNKIE TRASH
Anthony Ward
life is horrible for old people in canada, they slaved away all their lives and that's what they get.
John Stewart
I know right, my poor old grand parents "slaved" away on the "dirt farm". Farming dirt from June to October. Then hunkered down for the long winter. Eventually they became millionaires.
If life is so horrible for them, they should try DYING.
I'm so tired of old people. Most of them aren't that nice and their stories suck.
Hunter Butler
Most of you love mee-ma and pop pop cause they showered you with money and presents your whole life. Mine haven't. Maybe I'd like old people more, if they gave me shit tons of money and presents.
Ayden Parker
Help the Junkies!!!
>Supervised consumption site to open in Victoria as opioid epidemic continues
>TORONTO — The OPP continue to search for the owner of an air mattress that caused a fatal crash in Welland, Ont. last month. >Sgt. Kerry Schmidt says some motorcycles were riding along Hwy 406 in Welland when they encountered an inflated air mattress lying on the road that had fallen off a vehicle. >He said the lead motorcycle veered around it, but a second got tangled in the air mattress and crashed. >A 55-year-old rider from Fort Erie died of his injuries, and three other people were injured.
Sounds like dipshit Boomer tried to run over the air mattress like a boss and died instead.
Also
>He added that police are only seeking to lay charges for having an insecure load.
Even the cops know this guy was a dumbass............
Canadians................
>HEY GORD, Check this out eh???? WOOO!!!
Thomas Roberts
Not 3rd World-ada............
>One in five sausages tested across Canada had meat not on label: study
Good thing I have genetics of the Ancients, or I'd be worried.
Or I'm really lucky and didn't have that 1 in 5.
I know they make their sausages in house, so I'm just going to tell myself mine are FINE
IT"S FINE!!!!
WHO CARES if you're eating rat. It's FINE!!! Back in olden Canada, we ate what we found in the dumpster, after a long hard day of dirt farming. Slept on a bed of rock, with a smile on my face, cause I knew I was a CANADIAN. be grateful eh?? It's FINE!
>The Trump family fortune begins far from the glittering gold letters on the Trump Tower in Manhattan. It’s a wild ride that involves drinking, prostitution and a visit from the Mounties -- and it has a Canadian connection.
I doubt this is true but drinking, prostitutes and a visit from the cops is Canadian as fuck.... HAW HAW HAW
Ummmm, at one point most of the Earth was water. Another point, most of it was on fire... Humans cannot affect nature or this planet to the point of it's destruction.
Bentley Jenkins
Refugees do not want to go back to Haiti but not allowed to stay in USA running to Canada! Be proud eh?? At least they'd rather live in Canada, than Haiti eh?? Can always try and sneak back into the USA or something.
Enjoy the new burden, I mean citizens!!!
>Why are thousands of Haitians streaming into Canada from the U.S.? Why? >50,000 Haitians could lose protected status in the U.S., but Canada could deport those seeking asylum