BREAKING: Suspicious package HAZMAT situation at IRS building - 10 people sick
>making Amerilards sick
Probably a box of salad
I used to work there
thought that building looked familiar
It's because someone put too much curry on their shit skin delivery food.
Top kek
fpbp
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We're these one of Kim's "gifts" he was talking about?
Aussie on vacation
FPBP
>at IRS building - 10 people sick
lol nice :D
is the people struking back against statist tyranny there ?
they attack their enslavers adnd exploiters now ?
cant really say i find this bad ....
American Civil War 2.0 beginning finally ?!
Quarantine now reeeeeeee
>IRS
Nice. Might actually be a non-state-sponsored actor.
Hmm digits and there will be fatalities
Anyways, cant wait for more info on the package or substance
Somebody thought they were back in India and shit on the floor.
yes yes, let it happenings.
Vomiting agents aren't usually that dangerous if taken care of. Chemical I should say if this is what this is and the information is correct. Chances of it being biological are low as most biological, if not all, take quite a bit of time to do their work and are WAY harder to get your hands on.
They will sprayed down, sent to the hospital, an investigation will happen and that will be the end of it.
Right wing terrorism claims in 5 min
>IRS building
nothing of value etc etc
Cool. Fuck the IRS
Damn, just 10? What's their condition?
>when you send yo jenkem supply to the wrong address
AMERIFATS BTFO
>IRS
who brings beer?
well done William.
Reminder that taxation is theft.
>suspicious package arrives
>10 of the best and brightest IRS agents gather around to open it up
>all 10 simultaneously start vomiting
>all 10 simultaneously call off sick
>on the way home each of them stops at a different fast food establishment thinking a quick meal will make them feel better
>take one bite of food
>vomit
>complain to cashier
>vomit on cashier
>complain to manager
>vomit on manager
>head to local recreation center thinking a solid workout will cure what ails them
>start jogging on treadmill
>vomit on treadmill
>dont wipe down treadmill
>start lifting weights
>vomit all over weights
>dont wipe down weights
>complain to manager of gym
>vomit on gym manager
>time to pick up the kids
>go to local elementary school
>pick up children
>vomit on children
>suddenly dont feel well enough to drive yourself and the kids home
>get on school bus with the kids
>vomit on bus driver
>vomit on every other row of children as you and your kids take the back seat of the bus
>when your stop has arrived
>vomit on every other row of children as you make your way to the front
>honestly feeling a little better when home
>start a bath
>vomit in tub
>keep vomiting in tub
>take bath in tub of vomit
I don't give a fuck. IRS is full of the most corrupt, and incompetent scum on the planet. I sent them a check for my taxes, they claimed they never got it, so I had to pay online along with a fee, and then two weeks later they cashed the check I originally sent them which caused my bank account to be overdrawn.
They are fucking thieves.
the next headline:
>Breaking news "Trump supporter" and "white nationalist" is responsible for the attack. Picture of the announcement .
Did Muhammad prepare the Halal Fetus Salad again?
reminds me of the moms spaget green text.
chuckle/10, ill never get that time back in my life lol
Sympyoms described make this sound like arisolized ricin.
Regardless, bad news.
Whoever did that ;)
> not canceling the check
You deserved it.
IRS building, you say?
Hmmm, I wish I could care. But I still don't.
its a literal box of shit
calm down
Fpbp
TAXATION IS THEFT
North Korea said yesterday or a few days ago they'd be sending some suprise packages to the US along with testing their ICBMs
nice
>vomiting
First the infection starts to attack the most vulnerable organs of the afflicted such as the lungs or brain before spreading...
...to...
ALLAHU AKBAR!
This is a 5 3/8" x 3 3/8" sticker used by USPS that is prepaid and can be mailed anonomously with no tracking or weight limits.
Please do not copy.
Taxation is theft, so someone just taking out the thieves.
FPBP
PLEASE BE AIRBORNE EBOLA
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You stupid monkey nigger it's obviously SUPER AIRBORN EBOLA X
o shit
I hope you understand the british police are tracking you down and are going to arrest you for hate speech right?
RADICAL ANCAP TERRORISM
THE IRS WILL THIEVE US NO MORE
EBOLA-CHAN RITUAL STATUS: ACTIVATED
>IRS building
Hoping for a suitcase nuke with no survivors.
>be me
>work at post office
>see greasy anonymous super sketchy foreign mail all the time
>supposed to report anonymous mail
>never do
>deliver it in the hopes that it'll be super Ebola anthrax laced with aids
>it never is
Life is suffering
you're a disgrace to all the Pats out there
and for what, a meme
fuck yourself
cunt
Come on man don't be so grim.
Ebola is chanted nao.
Later this evening I will be in that area. Should I not go?
DELET THIS
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I'll just keep on keeping on I guess...it's just hard feeling so defeated...
Ive sorted so much mail in my life that it almost seems impossible that not one piece of it had some ebola mega smallpox anthrax radioactive waste in it.
Like, when is it going to be my turn, you know?
It just feels bad man.
THIS IS NEXT
TAKE PENACILIN NOW
DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO ISRAEL
ALLAH IS GREAT
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REKT
Christ
"Once we found a big enough pipe wrench we opened the big end. That's when everyone realized what it was an started projectile vomiting all over" said Richard Mullen, regional IRS head.
>object confirmed as custom Hillary Fleshlight
where is this building?
It's true.
It probably nothing: Americans tend to vomit on almost every bad smell.
This. Our standards for hygiene are extremely high after leaving Europe behind and we have weak stomachs for bad smells. This is why niggers have integrated into French and Dutch culture without the natives having a problem with the smell.
Good thing the NDAA passed had provisions to shut down and counter any ' not - nice ' web pages that could be said to be ' raadicalizing ' folks.
Sup Forums why did you send that to IRS , now Sup Forums gets shut down.
The package was probably just a shipment of fresh vegetables for the cafeteria.
Ban assault salads NOW
nice one Ahmed
fpbp
t. 50% white
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Irs is a kike mafia private corporation
Income tax is based around "voluntary compliance" lol
If you weren't tricked into signing that form at your first job, you have NO obligation
That salad looks pretty good
Sup Forums needs to take a closer look at the monument ( Obelisk = benis of Osiris ) behind the IRS.
There is a fuckey mural on the south side carved in stone. " Offreings or TRIBUTE " being given to a winged Diety. 333 W. Pershing rd. KC. A message is being sent. It's also about the geographical center of USA. In the movie ' Outbreak ' graphichs are shown on rapid disease spreading out from center. Spoopy.
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Shut up tyrone
He's right you know.
Nice digits, that's a lot of vomit though kek.
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