ALL CELL PHONE SERVICE EAST OF MONTREAL IS DOWN.
NO DATA
NO CALLS
NO 911
BLACK OUT
LANDLINES ARE ALSO DOWN
ALL CELL PHONE SERVICE EAST OF MONTREAL IS DOWN.
NO DATA
NO CALLS
NO 911
BLACK OUT
LANDLINES ARE ALSO DOWN
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>Montreal
literally where
Montreal, Quebec
Wait, what the fuck? This is in the maritimes too? How the hell do half a dozen provinces suddenly lose their cell network? This is like solar flare /x/ tier shit.
DAY OF THE LEAF HAS BEGUN
WE FUCKING WARNED YOU
fuck
Then how are you posting, retard?
It's a blackout! Yet somehow I can communicate and have power!
Rangeban Canada.
Get blacked
time to go fishing
OP didn't say internet was down, retards. btw it's a solar flare and global warming is real
Trump is attacking Canada. Day of the Rake is finally here. We're finally going to end this.
You're about to get your shit pushed in!
Sounds comfy.
Go suck a labrador off, leaf-faggot
who gives a shit about europe.
mine is fine
>America takes one step towards Canada
>Russia immediately uses the chance to "defend" Canada
>WWIII confirmed
A communications disruption could mean only one thing....
The sky is falling!
Pic related
kek.. who cares?
Blackout means loss of power, Ching Chong. That's the fucking definition of the word, you useless meat bag.
If no cell service and no power existed, did he make this thread with smoke signals, dog eater?
Rangeban Canada. It will double the iq of this board.
>THIS IS WHY A HAM RADIO IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE!
Get your fucking Tech at least.
Where's that, somewhere in Africa?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
EAST CANADA DEAD ;-;7
I'm glad P.K. Subban got out in time.
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We're going to take care of you Leafs once and for all....you're fucking DONE! It begins now!
>Rangeban Canada. It will double the iq of this board.
Doubling zero still equals zero.
Day Of The Rake is here!
which one is east
To the right.
I WAS WONDERING WHY THE BOARD WAS SO GREAT TODAY
Excuse me, Quebec is an island, but it's part of North America.
Why hasn't the free market fixed this yet?
checked for comfiness
THE ONE TO THE RIGHT OF SANTA.
topkek
This could really threaten the Montreal economy.
How are all the prostitutes there supposed to book clients?
Just tweet your emergencies to 911
Thanks user
Good thing that Montreal literally has pay-phones on every other block. That confused the fuck out of me when I visited.
Let me find out if I care: is Montreal British or French?
Haha. Your ID says PEDO
Kill yourself
French, but alot of English speakers
>555
This means you have to do what he says user
ONWARD GOYIM SOLDIER
MARCHING OFF FOR SHEKS
And he's comfy with plenty of Listerine for the apocalypse.
>all those us retards hating on based Québec and Acadie
The toxic leaf you know is anglo
as long s the maritimes are okay who cares
under rated.
Sympathies being delivered your way.
you can't divide and conquer by zero either
this place should not exist
This. Quebec is based as fuck. Ontario sucks mule penis.
fucking leafs
>pedo in id
>do what the other user said to do.
I hope the Habs are safe. The only part of Canadian culture worth saving are their NHL and AHL teams.
Stay safe you crazy Québécois
There's no free market in Canada, faggot
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time for celebration
Profitez-en, Québec libre, maintenant !
Half the Americans in this thread didn't know Montreal existed, and you think rangebanning Canada will increase this board's iq.
R A K E
A
K
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Fuck off Jabal. Northern Ontario is fine.
Then how the fuck are you posting if both landlines and phone data are down, you stupid nigger? Do you have satellite internet?
hockey sticks and rakes will clash on the battlefield, ragnarok is upon us lads!
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so you WERE commies all along.
Kek
>cucking like a faggot to daddy Russia
I thought you guys were badass or something.
Fucking pussy leafs.
My local weather radar station is down but I can see a big thunderstorm brewing in the distance. operation HAARP confirmed.
illegal immigration
Better be north of Sudbury then
What does mule benis taste like?
Because B.C, (Vancouver unfortunately) the Praires, and Ontario (Toronto, and Ottawa unfortunately) are still a thing.
Maybe he's not in an infected area and Rogers?
If all of Canada goes down, I'll pour out some Molson Blue for da Canucks.
spaceweather.com
Nope, it's a geomagnetic storm. Will be mostly over by tomorrow. If a solar flare were to erupt right now, we'd probably get a Carrington event
We might as well be. I hate this country some times.
An island?
Did all the fish around it leave?
Newfie ici
This is really annoying.
Bank machines and debit machines are down too, so it's cash only.
It has to do with fucking Bell.
Incompetent fucks.
Ask your sister Ahmet
Yall make this stuff right? I think it's the only thing you're known for.
RIP IN PIECES
S
>Bank machines and debit machines are down too, so it's cash only.
BANK RUN UNDERWAY
They are gassing all the Haitian refugees.
two turds arguing which has less flies flying around
Trump negotiated the end of NATO and a cuckolding session at Trudeau's.
my name is khafar
good pic
Nah, that would mean the Canadian Red Cross actually has to go do something.
if only this could happen to melbourne
ANGLO-MONTREALERS UNITE, THE ANGLOS ARE RISING
Know or care.
I keep getting told about this "Canada" but can anyone really prove that it exists?
Canada has greater economic freedom than the U.S. according to Heritage and CATO, eat a dick retard.
FUCK YOU YOU JEWISH BANKERS GENOCIDING FREAKS
VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE
Your name is TOBY!
You deserve it
I can throw a rock across the River and hit it.
The few times I've been there, they speak a language similar to Future English in "Cloud Atlas."
>not supporting the Germano-Anglo-Franco triple super-aristocrat alliance
Italians and Russians welcomed. Jews are to return to Israel. They can have their strip of land if they promise to give up their nukes.