HAPPENING

ALL CELL PHONE SERVICE EAST OF MONTREAL IS DOWN.

NO DATA
NO CALLS
NO 911
BLACK OUT


LANDLINES ARE ALSO DOWN

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>Montreal

literally where

Montreal, Quebec

Wait, what the fuck? This is in the maritimes too? How the hell do half a dozen provinces suddenly lose their cell network? This is like solar flare /x/ tier shit.

DAY OF THE LEAF HAS BEGUN

WE FUCKING WARNED YOU

fuck

Then how are you posting, retard?

It's a blackout! Yet somehow I can communicate and have power!

Rangeban Canada.

Get blacked

time to go fishing

OP didn't say internet was down, retards. btw it's a solar flare and global warming is real

Trump is attacking Canada. Day of the Rake is finally here. We're finally going to end this.

You're about to get your shit pushed in!

Sounds comfy.

Go suck a labrador off, leaf-faggot

who gives a shit about europe.

mine is fine

>America takes one step towards Canada
>Russia immediately uses the chance to "defend" Canada
>WWIII confirmed

A communications disruption could mean only one thing....

The sky is falling!

Pic related

kek.. who cares?

Blackout means loss of power, Ching Chong. That's the fucking definition of the word, you useless meat bag.
If no cell service and no power existed, did he make this thread with smoke signals, dog eater?

Rangeban Canada. It will double the iq of this board.

>THIS IS WHY A HAM RADIO IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE!

Get your fucking Tech at least.

Where's that, somewhere in Africa?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

EAST CANADA DEAD ;-;7

I'm glad P.K. Subban got out in time.

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We're going to take care of you Leafs once and for all....you're fucking DONE! It begins now!

>Rangeban Canada. It will double the iq of this board.
Doubling zero still equals zero.

Day Of The Rake is here!

which one is east

To the right.

I WAS WONDERING WHY THE BOARD WAS SO GREAT TODAY

Excuse me, Quebec is an island, but it's part of North America.

Why hasn't the free market fixed this yet?

checked for comfiness

THE ONE TO THE RIGHT OF SANTA.

topkek

This could really threaten the Montreal economy.
How are all the prostitutes there supposed to book clients?

Just tweet your emergencies to 911

Thanks user

Good thing that Montreal literally has pay-phones on every other block. That confused the fuck out of me when I visited.

Let me find out if I care: is Montreal British or French?

Haha. Your ID says PEDO

Kill yourself

French, but alot of English speakers

>555

This means you have to do what he says user

ONWARD GOYIM SOLDIER
MARCHING OFF FOR SHEKS

And he's comfy with plenty of Listerine for the apocalypse.

>all those us retards hating on based Québec and Acadie
The toxic leaf you know is anglo

as long s the maritimes are okay who cares

under rated.

Sympathies being delivered your way.

you can't divide and conquer by zero either
this place should not exist

This. Quebec is based as fuck. Ontario sucks mule penis.

fucking leafs

>pedo in id
>do what the other user said to do.

I hope the Habs are safe. The only part of Canadian culture worth saving are their NHL and AHL teams.

Stay safe you crazy Québécois

There's no free market in Canada, faggot

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time for celebration

Profitez-en, Québec libre, maintenant !

Half the Americans in this thread didn't know Montreal existed, and you think rangebanning Canada will increase this board's iq.

R A K E
A
K
E

Fuck off Jabal. Northern Ontario is fine.

Then how the fuck are you posting if both landlines and phone data are down, you stupid nigger? Do you have satellite internet?

hockey sticks and rakes will clash on the battlefield, ragnarok is upon us lads!

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so you WERE commies all along.

Kek
>cucking like a faggot to daddy Russia
I thought you guys were badass or something.
Fucking pussy leafs.

My local weather radar station is down but I can see a big thunderstorm brewing in the distance. operation HAARP confirmed.

illegal immigration

Better be north of Sudbury then

What does mule benis taste like?

Because B.C, (Vancouver unfortunately) the Praires, and Ontario (Toronto, and Ottawa unfortunately) are still a thing.

Maybe he's not in an infected area and Rogers?

If all of Canada goes down, I'll pour out some Molson Blue for da Canucks.

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Nope, it's a geomagnetic storm. Will be mostly over by tomorrow. If a solar flare were to erupt right now, we'd probably get a Carrington event

We might as well be. I hate this country some times.

An island?
Did all the fish around it leave?

Newfie ici

This is really annoying.
Bank machines and debit machines are down too, so it's cash only.

It has to do with fucking Bell.
Incompetent fucks.

Ask your sister Ahmet

Yall make this stuff right? I think it's the only thing you're known for.

RIP IN PIECES
S

>Bank machines and debit machines are down too, so it's cash only.

BANK RUN UNDERWAY

They are gassing all the Haitian refugees.

two turds arguing which has less flies flying around

Trump negotiated the end of NATO and a cuckolding session at Trudeau's.

my name is khafar

good pic

Nah, that would mean the Canadian Red Cross actually has to go do something.

if only this could happen to melbourne

ANGLO-MONTREALERS UNITE, THE ANGLOS ARE RISING

Know or care.
I keep getting told about this "Canada" but can anyone really prove that it exists?

Canada has greater economic freedom than the U.S. according to Heritage and CATO, eat a dick retard.

FUCK YOU YOU JEWISH BANKERS GENOCIDING FREAKS
VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE

Your name is TOBY!

You deserve it

I can throw a rock across the River and hit it.

The few times I've been there, they speak a language similar to Future English in "Cloud Atlas."

>not supporting the Germano-Anglo-Franco triple super-aristocrat alliance

Italians and Russians welcomed. Jews are to return to Israel. They can have their strip of land if they promise to give up their nukes.