>53 years old >Still live with my mother >She has become a hoarder to cope with my fathers death >I receive disability benefits due to my weight (30 stone) >I rarely leave my room >I have never even kissed a girl >A prostitute once refused to have sex with me due to the state of my room >I pee in a bottle to save on trips upstairs >My fat folds hang over my penis and I have to finger my foreskin to masturbate >I do this at least 5 times a day >I own possibly £10,000 worth of anime collectables >I have 2 sets of clothing >My mother cooks all my meals or fetches me McDonalds
By all rights I am your king, If there are any challengers to my throne let them speak now or bow before my wizard level
Tyler Edwards
prove some of this and ill wire you money
Carson Morris
b/ is down the hall
Austin Martinez
Your shitty anime figures aren't worth $200 resale.
The rest ok whatever not politics, nice digits though.
Robert Green
Still less pathetic than a role-playing-(you)-whoring LARPer
Jackson Ross
How much money? I will have to go upstairs to get my mums phone to take a picture and I need to know if it's worth my time
Matthew Watson
pics or lying
Isaiah Nelson
Timestamp with your fat old virgin hand or gtfo
Benjamin Young
Franks dad? Anon5s cousin?
Carter Scott
May as well be, fagg
Dylan Mitchell
pls post timestamp we need a king
Logan Murphy
Prove it and ill send $10k via paypal right now.
Im 100% serious. Im willing to help out someone in that state if you've built the utter confidence to brag about something in that nature.
$10k right now. Just need proof you're not a troll
Ayden Wood
shit jus got real
Anthony Allen
OP are you white
Luke Cook
Great,asked anons for pocket change because my phone got trashed after a fight with a somali and got ignored. Fatso here gets offered 10k for beeing lazy
Noah Morgan
Op is a giant faggot
Levi Sullivan
/r9k/ is that way.
Mason Carter
Jesus fucking Christ OP. Just wow.
Angel Walker
You think I need money? I get nearly £500 a week in benefits
yes
Christopher Wilson
Welcome to Planet Earth. Life isn't fair here.
Michael Bell
>i.ii.,.....i dont need the money....believe me guys! kill yourself fat nigger
Nicholas Ward
I noticed. Fatso gets 500£ A WEEK while i get around 480 for a whole month (minus rent). God damn, sometimes i wish i were a nigger
Nicholas Gray
fake. nothing to see here, just sage along
Andrew Jones
(You), help this user out.
Brayden Scott
how old is your mother? what do you do when she dies?
Camden Watson
If I needed money I would be begging for it on the internet or I would be writing to TV shows about the morbidly obese like myself. No. What I desire is more than mere currency, I desire to be crowned the king of this imageboard, For as Sup Forumss influence grows I shall father a son to carry on my name and created an internet dynasty to last until the sun finally sets on planet Earth
Jackson Flores
I shall inherit her lands and be given a carer by the state
Owen Phillips
yes your highness. long live the high king of the neets and pol
Robert Hall
>desire to be crowned king >no proof of royalty kys and saged
Carson Flores
Isn't it crazy to think that back in '97 you were 33? damn where does the time go. When did you first go on the Internet? Got any early internet screenshots or stories to tell?
Jonathan Roberts
1. dont eat maccy ds 2. go on a diet 3. be nicer to mum, throw the pissbottles away. 4. bound to be girls fatter than you out there in similar state. 5.you should aim for more money than the neetbux even if it is there.
