Official Laught at CNN Thread

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TMZ actually reports news. Granted they are sleazy and some of their news is relatively worthless but ar least it gives me a good chuckle.

CNN on the other hand....

Good, CNN, Youtube, they all need to tank into bankruptcy.

Here is a leaked photo of CNN's new purchaser.

Crowdsource funds to buy CNN and turn it into /ournetwork/?

yep. seig heil

I could get behind that

We should buy it and make it even more liberal and crazy, so the right wing has a reactionary red wave in 2020.

Link, and who is gonna buy CNN anyways, when even their own liberal "demographics" makes fun of them.

deadline.com/2017/08/time-warner-merger-cnn-tmz-selloff-targets-att-1202140037/

KEK

I go out of my way to change the channel of any tv at the gym that is on CNN when I'm there. No one seems to ever give a shit when I do it.

I remain convinced that CNN gets any ratings that it does from both gyms, hospital waiting rooms, and airports.

>Sup Forums buys CNN
somewhere this timeline exists

Peter Thiel, Notch and others should get together and buy them, then force them to become a right-leaning mouthpiece

That would be epin

lmao

>asking for link when its a screenshot of drudgereport
>not just going to drudgereport
Brainlets, when will they learn

I'll buy CNN because I can afford it!! Anyone have change for a dollar?

i'll brush up on my writing skills and get one of those word-of-the-day calendars to expand my vocabulary
will have my resume ready by next week

>checked
CNN pays the Port Authority of NYC 1.3m/year to play CNN in JFK, LaGuardia, and Newark airports

revenge: a dish best served with cold hard cash

Funny part is he probably could if he got a anonymous donation that was just enough to buy them...

i think i have a penny i can spare. a penny might be too much money for cnn though, i don't know

We could set this up if we do it right honestly...
We would need to create a system that wont allow whomever the money goes to to run off with it.

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What's up with fags being unironically right wing here? Right and left aren't extreme enough for Sup Forums stop being gay for *them

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>CBS interested in buying CNN

Not surprising considered CBS is THE MOST kike controlled news network

>implying CNN doesn't give you a good chuckle

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Someone on the conservative side could talk with AT&T before they sell and just buy them straight away.
But I don't think that will happen. A reminder here is that the Vanguard Group will buy them all because they basically control that shit.