What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand? Why aren't they one country?

What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand? Why aren't they one country?

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We made provisions for them to sign up in our constitution, they're crabby with us for beating them at sport all the time though.

New Zealand has the rare opportunity to be a white sanctum. Unlike Australia which is full of sand niggers and Asians. We don't want to be part of them and haven't want to be so for over 130 years. Fuck the Australians you've lost control of your country.

>hasn't even won a world cup in 18 years
lmaoing @ your life

The tasman sea and abos.. fuck off we're full.

>what's the difference
Whites from NZ were from wealthy European families that could afford to travel the world. Australia on the other hand is literally a containment zone.
Just looking at how much salt and shitposts come from Australia are on this board; they shitposted so hard that everyone now hates Canada instead of themselves.

NZ is a pure and virgin land Oz is Mars with air spiders

but they're our babies all the same

*air and spiders

New Zealand is less white than Australia because Aboriginals were genocided here.

Admit it, you just made this thread to piss New Zealanders off..

Australians are too crass and arrogant.
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>air spiders

Which is more tolerable to be around, a pack of abos or a clan of Maoris?

>wealthy European families
just because we are not prisoners don't make us wealthy
>could afford to travel the world
it was a one way trip

NZ doesn't have a top notch PM like we do!

Maoris were nice to me when I was in New Zealand a couple months ago. They're big as fuck though so they could crush our average abos head with their hands.

we have literally had a PM who said that the White Race is dying through out the world and to solve that we need to bring in non white migrants

lol who was he saying this to?

White sanctum, ha ha, Auckland is the largest polynesian city in the world, more islanders than anywhere else, it's a shithole.

Trump taught him a little lesson about the art of the deal.

>it's a shithole.
only certain suburbs

god damn what a pussy

>Why aren't they one country?
Australians are too homo.

They aren't one country because the colonists in New Zealand were more liberal on things like woman's suffrage and native rights.
As a result, New Zealand did not join the Federation of Australia and instead became a separate state entity.

desu our PM at the time wanted to form a sub pacific empire through the pacific islands while australia was deporting islanders out of queensland

Yes, we used to have Papua New Guinea as an Australian state.

yeah but ours wanted to Annex all of the islands from Fiji to Samoa and every other islands then said it was treason that Hawaii got given to the USA

The settlers who came to NZ did so because they wanted too rather than being forced. Most were soldiers sent to fight the Maori, gum diggers, whalers and farmers.

>Pure and virgin land
not with all the incoming diversity ;)

quite the different story with cricket and league tho

Maoris can be great mates, they can also be complete degenerates. Not much in between.

Rugby Union is the only sport that matters in NZ.

The Kiwi's love fucking sheep. We don't want them.

mate its Cricket in Summer and Union in Winter

More votes at the UN this way.

Australians are degenerate abbo fuckers, can't have a union with those cunts.

We shag sheep and they get cucked by big emu cock

That's the only thing that matters

Don't forget sailing once every 4 years.

Do you think it's the only sport you're good at because it's the only sport that matters?
Or do you think it's the only sport that matters because it's the only sport you're good at?

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That's funny because every time Australia Day comes around those lefty cunts in Melbourne always make it feel like we were worse than Nazi Germany, even assuming that every Jewish fanfiction is true.

this thread again? fuck off, kangaroo.

Fuck both Australia and New Zealand tbqh. I think they're both pussy countries. They should have conquered and cleansed half of Asia by now but they do nothing but sit on their gay little islands talking like retards and basically contributing nothing to the world. Australia in particular pisses me off. They had a lot of potential for conquest, but they are ambitionless pussies. That's not in keeping with Anglo tradition. I don't respect it.

Nz performs the kike ordained role of allowing sand niggers and.... real niggers, back door migration to oz and all its welfare.

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It's the only sport we're good at because it's the only sport that matters.

Both countries are vassal states of the US. Our foreign policy is dictated by Washington DC

Fuck off dickhead. You stupid yanks are the worlds problem. If we eradicated you fukwits the world would be a better place.

Both countries are vassal states of Germany. Their foreign policy is dictated by Berlin.

Did you even read the full transcript? It's obvious he gave Trump a hard time, I think he really held his own.

You mean London. Enjoy you queen pictures all over everything.

This.
Fuck it, gonna start the NZ Reich.

But you can't eradicate shit because you're the world equivalent of couch potatoes. Tired of being lectured by you literal bums.

America took over the role of Britain after WWII.

The descendants of the soldiers are SJW cucks up north
The descendants of based wildman farmers whalers etc are deep southerners

Sod off you dopey cunt you couldn't even genocide the abos

air spiders was also correct.

Ahahahaha

People keep posting that, yet the image of the 3 generations of abos is clearly faked. The person in the middle has had the face superimposed over the top of the other image.

Mate... You don't even know. Your stupid country is the fattest bunch of dumb cunts. All we do over here is drink beer at the beach with some of the best looking women in the world... You only wish you lived here.

tfw she will never look at you the way she looks at the emu.
>fear mingled with respect and lust.

>"We'll take more. We will take anyone that you want us to take"
>giving Trump a hard time

That's not giving Trump a hard time, that's groveling and LITERALLY PLEADING that he accept the deal.
Sure he tried to come out strong at the start but Trump the master negotiator broke him and made him beg.

>t. abbo fucker

Winston will lead the way, NZ will annex australia and rename it the west island

>That's not giving Trump a hard time

Yeah, that's why Trump was whining about it being "the most unpleasant call" like a little bitch that day.

>There is literally not a single drop of abbo blood in any member of my family.
My great great great Grandfather was a beloved and greatly respected member of the Wellington community before your Islander ancestors had managed to stopped eating each other.

Uhhh yeah that was part of the master negotiation, showing he didn't want any part of the deal, that's how he got Turnbull to offer more.

Do you even negotiate?
You:
>Oh Malcom I'm so happy to be talking to you, I can't wait for you to send me all those refugees, please send more! You don't even have to take any of ours in return, we'll take yours for free!
You know I didn't realize until after I wrote it; that's pretty much exactly what Angela Merkel would say..... why am I even bothering with trying to uncuck a Kraut...?

vote for winnie seig heil

Trump accepted the deal without any modification. A wannabe-Jew like him could never win a deal against one of Yahweh's chosen. Turnbull manhandled Trump's fat little body, bent him over and fucked the little orange man from 16,000km away.

Fuck off cunt

Yeah cool story bro, Trump loves dominating people, once he got Mal to beg he lost all interest and ended the call.

Trump: "That was the most unpleasant call I've had all day! Really unpleasant! Also, thanks for not giving me a hard time, you rock."

Stupid koala cuntfucker.

What's the difference between Canada and the United States? Why aren't they one country?

>inb4 leaf posters blow up at me

Just kidding. Canada is superior and more ahead of it's time than the U.S. is in almost every way.

What's the difference between Ireland and the United Kingdom? Why aren't they one country?

>inb4 an army of drunk leprechauns arrive to kill me
>inb4 this starts up a flame war over Ulster

The National Socialist New Zealand Workers Party

We also smash you in sailing considering the burgers had to pay for Australians to teach them how to sail

Woah Kraut did I hit a nerve when I examined your cuck mentality?

We aren't one country because when the idea was proposed it was rejected based on how terribly the aussies treated their natives. Essentially, they were too racist for us.

I'd say the difference is that New Zealand is basically a giant tourist resort, while Australia has other things going for it. New Zealand is also king of sports, mainly rugby, and Australia is always a close second.

I hit a nerve when I examined your vagina.

new zealanders are soft poofters who surrendered to a bunch of tribal cannibals

>German humor

We both had no idea whether we wanted to or not so made provisions for both scenarios (we can instigate federation into them if we want).

So far neither of us have had any reason to question the status quo so we just have the offer sitting there, eventually when things get shit down here we may very well join.

They're both going to join the Great Indian Dharmic Empire, they're looking forward to it. So there is no point in becoming one country since the future they know is inevitable.

The brown eye of Sauron strikes again.

You surrendered your gun rights to your government.

Don't sue me.

It's no laughing matter.

White sanctum?
With all those low IQ Maoris and the Chinese buying the whole country building by building?

Ever been to Auckland?
NZ is as fuck as other 1st world white countries.

We did?

Steady on with the banter Hans!
People might start to think you're a fellow aussie on a proxy after a savage burn like that mate.

Source on the map?

Probably worse, we never learnt our lessons in economics so we lag behind massively in socioeconomic status.

> aussie on a proxy

Doubtful lmao

>Chinese buying the whole country building by building?

Probably the lead they put in everything they make.

New Zealand is more Americanised and free market than us. New Zealand deregulated their trade unions and welfare system in the 80s, while we kept ours.

Also, NZ and the US are the only two countries in the world where prescription drug advertising is legal.

Why not join the upcoming Great Indian Dharmic Empire instead? We could exterminate the chinkie scum together!

Yeah but our markets are less competitive and plagued by pseudo monopolies/duopolies because as you've always said 'we needed to diversify our exports'.

We're in desperate need to deregulate and stop competing with oversea markets.

It's much more subtle in New Zealand. Especially with television ads.

Shame pharmac will periodically kill off companies that don't get on their good boy list.

Australia: convict scum
New Zealand: the well to do hippies and rich liberal hipsters of the 1800s Britain