Mark Zuckerberg lurks Sup Forums all day long. It's common knowledge in our office.
He has told several people that he considers "outing" the anonymous users of Sup Forums one of his top priorities. He has been trying for more than two years to get a Facebook share icon on Sup Forums so he can perform cross domain tracking and identify Sup Forums users.
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He will never be as big as Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
All they need to do is ask Sup Forums to give the IP addresses user, do you think Sup Forums cares about you or something?
OMG. It's the gaschambers. IT'S THE GASCHAMBERS FOR US!!!
Mark, if you are reading this, you are an insecure little bitch with control issues.
But the truth is you will always be a joke. A pencil neck loser trying to punch above their weight. Your whole life has been built up through dishonesty and you know that. You are constantly reminded that you are a walking breathing piece of shit and that is why you can't sleep at night. You want control to pretend that you are relevant and respected.
The day Sup Forums adds Facebook sharing, is the day Sup Forums dies
Mark "They trust me" Zuckerberg.
Just look at those eyes. If he's no psychopath then I'm a black lesbian with daddy issues.
It's already ded. Captcha is a google service. All your posts are with Google.
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The dudes full of himself if he really thinks he can save the world lol money can only take you so far even if he's a billionaire
The advertising affiliates and google captcha already have full dox.
Great. Hey Zuckerbot, I fucked your wife and wiped my dick on your curtains when I was done.
Be Afriad
>he still fills out captchas
Call the internet police, I don't give a fuck.
He can try all he wants, but he'll never be able to hide his true nature from those soulless reptilian eyes.
Nice one.
Saved.
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>Having a Sup Forums pass
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I really hope moot adds this. If I could click on your comment and "like" it so that it automagically put a link on my facebook wall, then it would be a fun way for people who follow me on the book to read your comment, and if you had a facebook page they could go there and tell you how funny your online persona is.
Who cares? No one cares what I post on the internet, no one would even bother to read them. Why are you guys so afraid of zogerberg and whoever else trying to "out you". Nobody cares about us to begin with, in terms of trying to use the info to damage us somehow.
Word.
Marky is the man.
Fuck u kike, eat my ass nigger.
I had a dream about cuckerberg last night. I dreamt that he came to our construction site, and was trying to "see how the little people live", and so we gave him a hard hat and a broom, and we bullied him all day, but then invited him out for beers at the end. Zuck didn't drink anything, he just say there and watched us without saying anything, but we included him in the conversation nonetheless. As we were all heading home for the night, somebody pinged Zuck on his mixed reality HUD, telling him that the stock price is jumping around erratically, and that they need him in the boardroom immediately. Zuck dutifully replied that he would be there shortly, and was about to board a helicopter when he looked back at me and my friends walking down the street, still drunk and singing, and with a shy smile that would make Jeb! blush, he whispered:
> "best day ever"
we'll just go somewhere else
sage
moar?
lol these are great
how horrifyingly hilarious
Good. I want to be outed. Also, Zuck if you are reading this: I challenge you to a fist fight you weak assed piece of shit. Carn cunt.
Its also the day that facebook gets smeared with an incromprehensable amout of fecal matter as the containment is broken
Wow. You really got him there.
>1 LARP by this i.d.
facebook employee roleplaying is a new one i think
Here's (You)r reply, faggot.
Sup Forums has been dead for years
He's already destroyed himself. I can do no more.
Like I reveal my power level on fb or on a basket weaving taiwanese forum. And if then, so fucking what?
Pathetic.
I will be called brave and progressive for my gay furry hyper penor porn threads
Bite me Zuck. Lick my ass you kike.
If this slimy jewboy gets the Dem nomination in 2020 Trump will crush his nuts.
>hooktube.com
Also, I wonder where he gets the face recognition data from, really activates my almonds.
Joke's on him. I'm behind seven proxies. No way in hell this goofy looking hooknosed space alien is backtracing me.
That would be really interested if it happened. You'd look at the lists and realize everyone is racist and bigoted and then be open about it. Fuck, it might even bring about a 4th reich. Have a big group of people seen as pariahs by Jew media. They get together and realize they do have the numbers to influence what's been going on. I think one of the Jews great games has been keeping people scared to speak truth. Out them and the truth is what you'll get.
implying im stupid enough to have ever used facebook
You people still have Facebook? What the fuck is wrong with you!!
shouldnt you be going to bed OP?
The beauty of it is that it's undead. An ever festering, rotting amalgamation of corpses that creates entropy by simply being.
How can something that was never alive die?
Hahaha. Oh my sides. How will cuckerberg ever recover?
I don't keep my opinions and political leanings a secret. Every viral video I see here I post on facebook and they fucking hate it.
Sup Forums is different. You can say what you want, regardless of it being a shitty cesspool. Facebook is a cancerous whelp that no treatment can remove.
Hey Mark, you will never be president and if you're stupid enough to run I'll short Facebook ;^)
Didn't Bill Gates once try for presidency? He got heat for it didn't he? Wasn't he forced to leave M$? Will Zuckerberg too?
what's ted cruz gonna do
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So you're saying we need to rape Zuckerberg, huh?
I don't see anything on his wiki page indicating a past run, but 30 seconds in jewgle shows the media making some noise about running him in 2020.
The media wouldn't give a shit about a liberal straight up violating FEC rules anyway, and would just say Trump did it first at this point if anybody brought it up because he didn't distance himself enough for their liking from his businesses.
Fortunately for us, Zuck has the charisma of neither Trump nor Gates, although I could see Gates beating Trump if he did run.
I have a super easy stealth method to out anons but I ain't sharing it for at least tons of shekels. Never bareback an imageboard!
I'll stop browsing Sup Forums at the moment that filthy money powered non-human set that cancerous share icon here. If ur reading this, I hope u die the most painful way
Excuse the autism, but is this just a skit or a legitimate thing?
The simpsons had this in one of the halloween episodes. The one where the it's voiced by Pierce Brosnan and the house ends up turning on them...
want my address?
>Hiro sends him all fake IP addresses
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>giving a damn about 2000en
>When a jew offers a Jap shekels
newfags don't sage and hide obvious bait threads
Im surprised it took this long for someone to say this, shows how stupid some people here are, the real "redpill" right here folks
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he will NEVER be president
nobody is going to elect a jew who owns a literal doomsday bunker
Stop being a faggot.
If zuckerberg wanted this shithole he could have bought it with his walking around cash.
Wasn't Milo thinking about buying Sup Forums for a couple million?
Think about it.. Of course he would be reading this site if he was serious about becoming president in light of the '16 election.
but the part about outing users is stupid. That would likely backfire very badly.
>using kikebook
He wouldnt give up Facebook to run. Far more profitable than trumps company and divestiture woyld be a nightmare. Its more likely to see the rock run than faggypants
His head will end on a pike
I feel like this douche bag was a school shooter in nearly every other timeline
Change your settings and use the liberty captcha instead
This scrawny rice farming kike deserves to be hung for his crimes against the world.
buy a Sup Forums pass with bitcoin or something
hiro still has your IP but you don't need to worry about captcha
look at the cunts face then look at what prosecutors are accusing them of.
Testo
woah
You're lifesaver sonnyboy
Rhothschilds bought bitcoin. Everybody should abandon it. Everything they touch is foul and should be avoided. Switch to other coins
His sovereignty is derived from power, not his power derived from sovereignty.
His status is a farce and illegitimate. He is a product of a degenerate and chaotic time; he is a Jew.
How much for? And do you have a source?
Google it it's everywhere
>this
Also >He has been trying for more than two years to get a Facebook share icon on Sup Forums
What is NoScript?
>Mark Cuckersperg
considering his entire goal in life was to create a global directory, it doesnt surprise me hed sell us out to gain our dox
sup newfag
>Zuckerberg will offer Hiro 600 Billion shekels for access to the Sup Forums data center
>He will threaten him with total annhihilation of him and his people
>He will buy out all the competitors like redshit
>"WHY WONT YOU CAPITULATE"
Because choose to.
How can you be so naive?
>Facebook share icon on Sup Forums
nice bait m8
shitty larp thread
>quality LARP thread
Ftfy senpai
>bait
Did you forget when moot actually did that for april fools one year?
It wasn't just a useless icon either, sign ins and sharing actually worked.
hi mark, i'm david davidson
nice to meet ya
>He has told several people that he considers "outing" the anonymous users of Sup Forums one of his top priorities. He has been trying for more than two years to get a Facebook share icon on Sup Forums so he can perform cross domain tracking and identify Sup Forums users.
Just give Hirojewki some shekels and he'll gladly share everything. That is, if jewt didn't already give control to FBI(he did).
Why are you working at Goybook? Couldnt your uncle get you a cushie gig at Nintendo? Nepotism out the ass with them.
Look, the day they will do this it will be actually end of Sup Forums. This side is useless without autism that keep us here (normies just won't stand this archaic piece of shit) and adding options like this will start mass exodus. Mark my words.