Are you still a virgin, Sup Forums ?

I know that everyone here is 6ft+, makes 70k per year... but, for the rest of us who aren't not privileged ?

Don't lie.

And don't forget everyone here has an 8" cock.

>inb4 "op is a virgin"
I'm not straight, don't bother.

Pretty sure fucking another guy in the butt counts as losing your virginity

Lowest average. :)

i'm 18 and still a virgin
this isn't completely out of the ordinary here, but when i talk to americans they all tell me they lose their virginity around 15-16 years old
what do?

>he fell for the sex jew

Nice one idiot

You think 8" is big? that's just average

>I'm not straight
>french
>OP
You don't have to state they obvious

It's really easy to mess around with a guy, that's the point I wanted to make.

Hahaha.
No, just in Paris.

OP is always faggot, no matter if you live in Paris or Lyon

>became a wizard last month but at least am employed and sociable
Women just terrify me. Any advice on how to talk to a girl when you're a 4 or 5 out of ten?

I have a STEM degree and I lift

still a complete loser though. and ruined my chances at wizardry with prostitution

5"8 21 years old
Have fucked 6 chicks
Current girlfriend is probably going to be seriously long term though

Yep.
Only 3 years before I gain my wizard powers.

Look it up, average is just under 5 inches.

I'm still a virgin, but that's mostly because I live in a 3rd world country and haven't found a chick worth fucking (I have but those who I find are in a relationship). I'm not like most people I don't need sex that bad and I have a couple of female friends and with one of them I cuddle with her and other relationship stuff but no sex. Religion was also part of it for the last year but that stopped cause I already almost fucked 3 thots but pussied out last ninute. I am 21 btw and if I don't find a chick worth my time I'm just gonna fly to USA and fuck some thots

I felt very awkward about that and 6 months ago I invited a 4/10 grille to my house not being aware that vaginas are stinky as fuck. Every time I tried to penetrate my dick became softer and softer and after all I told her I can't do that and she said that wasn't the worst effort she had experienced.

Lemme guess, nobody knows for you too ?

Im not a virgin anymore since 4 years
must be the BBC (big belgian cock)

5'6, 7 inch benis, fucked 7 girls. Still getting my education.

I'm pretty much an untermensch but at least I'm good looking and have above average intelligence.

This
all girls want is sex while boys just wanna cuddle and talk
Of ga naar Nederland, naar het schijnt hebben die nog wat surinamers nodig

About what ?

I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in 10 years

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Virgin shaming again. It this what the left sinks to ad hominem attacks?
Are you one of their pet nerd virgins? Have they let you out of THEIR basement for some sun, a drink and perhaps a date?
This is what they think you. Their pet paid trolls.

>21
>not even mad desu

The fact that you're gay

I've fucked many women yet 0 have govern me satisfication. Sex is great with a thin, sexy woman but it happiness drops afterwards. As gay as it sounds, love is the real thing, it's trancends physical

I lost my virginity at 13. Haven't had sex since, I'm 24 now. It really traumatized me

LOL
dicklets thinking '8 isn't below the cut off for dicklet
even girls in heels have dicks that long nowadays
if your not at least '10 ur a dicklet and should kys

>25
>starting to shift from antisocial to sociopath
oh well

uncles can be mean

>I have a STEM degree and I lift
>still a complete loser though
Yup same as m-

>and ruined my chances at wizardry with prostitution
Cmon user.

Crippling autism, very serious condition

anyone in AZ want to fug me? I'm not fat and don't live with my parents? anyone?

You'll hit the lowest and transcend. Fear won't even be recognised. You either an hero or go HIGHER & HIGHER. Much luck my friend

>tfw gf has bigger dickk than me
>molenbeek
>t. Jihadi

Go buy a hooker you faggot. Thank me after woods

I'm just putting that for the (You)s and it works wonderfully. But I still live in a shithole almost as bad as that.

lvl 24 mage, i have avoided succubi successfully so far. can't wait to reach wizard status.

a proud and sassy non-heterosexual person on Sup Forums. color me surprised.

5'8
42k after taxes
Taxes range but usually about 1100 a month
Not a virgin
6.5x6

20 years and counting.

L M F A O

...

I am not

Only 60K (dollars)
Barely 6 feet
only a 7 inch cock

Not a virgin, trying to make white babies.

too busy to let some bitch get in my way so i can explore the chamber of secrets

also they're all retards

26 year old neet ofc I'm a virgin

Laughed at by a neet, who would've known

I have a 9" nailer. Seriously.

I'm 6'1" but I only make 65k...

>33
>no interest whatsoever yet

Buy a prostitute and transcend your masculinity. You will feel manly man as never before. Fucking a hot chick will change you forever, don't be scared of paying the first time. Sup Forumsacks have the brain to talk to women and make them laugh anyway, I just hope you all eventually use it. I've been in your shoes before. Chad has handsome but it's become boring. As long as you aren't that retarded socially and use charm and wit you'll be surprised.
Don't listen to the faggots her. I'm a Manley and can walk into a room and talk to any girl. They love me due to the happiness, confidence and jokes. Girls are very quickly bored by the normal shit guys say. Be smart and use your mind to dominate. There's only up from your low. Life can be as great as you want. Fear
Nothing and transcend with me!

5"7 here

Live on military disability.

I tell everyone I did two tours in Afghanistan and saw horrible war shit.

Chicks dig it. I stay pretty fit as most of us manlets do.

The truth is I couldn't finish one tour. I saw my team get hit by a IED and all die. I walked back to base alive.

I thought I was going to be fine.

The next time we were out on assignment I started uncontrollably shitting / pissing my self.

I wasn't scare or anything, but I started involuntarily just letting all my fluids go.

Doctor said it was PTSD related. I got a medical discharged.

I still shit / piss my self when I ride in a vehicle that reminds me of the Hum V that got blown up.

I cant work for shit

I'm totally fucking worthless

I feel like a drain on the tax payer.

I want to die.

You cannot comprehend my power mortal!

Visit a shrink, don't spend time on this site.

Checked

>As long as you aren't that retarded socially and use charm and wit you'll be surprised.

huh

Live. Live so you may ensure the kikes no longer subject able men to such horror for mere influence and profit.

I assumed that the moment I saw your flag desu.

I am 6ft+ and dont make 70k per year.

If your story is true, you don't need to lie about two tours, bro. You saw some shit that fucked you up. There's no dishonor there.

>55555
Kek has spoken, user. Praise him! Praise him and live, damn it!

yes

>be handsome autist
>mostly pornosexual
>finally start getting laid in early 20s
>awful LTR
>that ends
>mid 20s
>get a chill FWB
>thicc Filipina
>insatiable
>actually feel sexually satisfied for like a week after a fuckathon with her
>get lots of sexual experience & skills
>lift
>read
>prepare to level up to Chad life for late 20s
>betterthanexpected.jpg

Lost my virginity with 16 and it was the worst sex ever
Destroyed a condom while fucking while being absolutely drunk and made her pregnant
0/10 would do it again

Mind domination wins the girl. Walk in head high, chest straight and speak your mind. Fear is for the weak. You can only grow from a low point. Trust me my man. I've been there. Sup Forums has the wit the woo a girl easily if they can fit the personality irl. JOKES MAKE GIRLS WET

Married with a puppy and a baby.
So basically I'm becoming a virgin again.

No love the for the di gits?

Stay the fuck out nigger.

I fap for twenty different girls a day, it's gotta be hard stop doing that. The chances are i won't.

>pick one and settle with her forever

Burger guy,
The US is the most mixed country over here, calm the f down

Why is your country a last name?

Sorry to tell you but normal vaginas don't stink in any way
I mean you wouldn't call dick cheese a normal thing too right?
If the pussy stinks she's a dirty woman

me and u nig

>6'2
>7.5" dick
>hot gf
>job pays shit money

Just 3 years and 8 months and I'll be a full-fledged wizard
Right now I'm just an apprentice with a tulpa waifu and [spoiler] a STEM degree [/spoiler]

thank you man, seeing those quints helped a lot

The power of kek compels you to action.

sorry sempoi not gonna work, I hate women way too much. Oh wait I hate men too.

Also it doesn't help that I'm ugly and have a permanent frown between eyebrows from constantly being pissed off and can't trust others.

Maybe when I'll break and stop giving a fuck anymore, maybe then. But I'm still way too pissed off.

Not a virgin but I've never been in a meaningful relationship.

I've only been in one, she's now a transqueer. Was a 8/10 qt artist/painter. Only the dead know peace from this suffering. Went to university and got Marx'd.

I'm a manlet, I don't make a lot of money, but I do own a somewhat crappy house. I also own a car and a truck. But I do have a big dick, it's not fucking insane large, like you see on occasion, but it's a long fat dick. Not that I ever get to use it..

>22yo
>6'0
>fit
>$37k after taxes
>$54k in bank
>no debt
>kissless virgin

I honestly don't care about losing my virginity anymore. I don't even think I'd do it if a hot girl came up to me and offered.

I'm ugly and short yet I can fuck easily.
Just be and act masculine, most guys are missing that and you can shoot through them all. Domination through mind is the key to winning regardless of what the internet tells you.

6ft is small in Lithuania.

Used to not be able to get pussy, then turned into a degenerate who could get some degenerate pussy. However I felt like it was one of the last pieces of my soul I had left so I stopped myself. Now have gone in the complete opposite direction and don't want sex but a pure waifu.

Eeesh. The smell of her pussy made your dick go soft?

honestly there are times when I'm super fucking horny, but then my disgust wins.

Oh, and no. I'm not a virgin. I've had sex hundreds of times, maybe thousands. It was with a 10/10 qt that I was with in high school, and we did everything imaginable. We were in a 10+ year relationship, then she fucked me over. This was more than a decade ago, and I have not had sex since.

It's odd, when I was with this hottie, I had women throwing themselves at me. Very hot, and some very tall women. I never touched them. That is my only regret. If I had a time machine, I would go back, and bang all those women hard. I would go from one to the next. As soon as i lost my chick, women stopped showing any interest in me. Remember that, boys. The relationship you're in may seem amazing, and the girl can be perfect. But when other women come sniffing around, fuck them all. Fuck as many as you can with zero thoughts about whoever you're with. They will screw you in the end, and as soon as you no longer have a women, other women will stop caring about you. It's some competitive thing with women, like they think
>oh look at that guy, with the hot girl, I'm hotter than her, and I'm going to prove it!
Once you get the girl, just fuck your way all the way to the top. And when you get there, tell them I sent you.

so I just need to stop being a raging asshole, whose only joy is feeding off on other's suffering.

ok

I'm 30 and my best shot in a while just crapped out on me because her parents cockblocked me(they own her house and said it was me or the house).
Fuck this world.

Just rape them it easy, look at Bill Cosby.

I find it rare to see a virgin

20 year old virgin and most new girls I meet think I'm a fuck boy.

Dweeb.
I'm in my 50s.
6.5 inch cock.
Stand 6 - 3. That's 75 inches or 190.5 cm for you Eurofags.
My gf supports me financially.
We live in a 5 bedroom house.

There is no dishonor user, you went to the wastelands to kill barbarians for us. You are worth it user and you deserve every penny.
I hope you get laid by every beauty that meets your eye.

Are you a dad now? Are you involved in your kids life?

20 years old KHV here, reporting in.
Being called Gollum/Smeagol in high school was pretty great.