*blocks your path*

>"convert to paganism or die!"
What do?

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Stab him 20 times in the chest and claim it's a defensive reaction

Call my boys Hasam and Bilal

*teleports behind you*

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Say that to my face

disgusting nipples prodtrufing, oversized tshirt

very disrespectful

Applaud him for giving the middle east brown man's religion and all it's followers what it deserves.

Christianity
Islam
Judaism

All brown man's religion from the middle east. All nothing to do with white people / Europe.

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Ahhh a cuckold defending his brown man's middle eastern religion.

Nice pair of tits bro.

I'm not a dirty Christcuck, but I'm not about to start worshipping Norse gods either. Venerate the family.

OP did not say Nose Paganism, he just said paganism.

Tell him who I am,
See me rise, the mighty Surt
Destroyer of the universe
Bringer of flames and endless hurt
Scorcher of men and earth
Then proceed to fight him with my fiery sword.

A swede defending a brown man's religion... Colour me surprised...

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>convert to paganism or die!
>convert
>paganism

Break out my pocket knife, chase him down and stab him in the forehead repeatedly.

Can that spear pierce plate armor?

inform him of his gyno problem

>he dosen't know who Surt is
Out of my way Ænglic trash!

Let's find out

Light him on fire then run to Norway

Nothing personal, heathen
*Sheathes zweihander*

THE MIGHT OF THE WITAN SHALL END THY PATHETIC HEATHEN LIFE

My ccw says go fuck yourself

Its hilarious how passionate Sup Forums is about defending middle east religions.

Fuck off faggot

>let him kill me
>enjoy eternal life in heaven

Daily reminder if you don't pray to Thunaraz, Wotan and Tiwaz at least twice per day you're a beta.

Why would you harass the Gods like that so much? Twice a day? Jeez.

Titty twister. I mean how can you resist?

I've been a pagan for over ten years.

B-but i am a spic sir!

No weapon, asides from guns of course, can easily penetrate plate at its strong points. What you want is to go for the joints.

Rping on shirty Hollywood shows lol fucking shirty state this board is in

wtf I burn churches now.

>gets sacrificed to the sun god

>What do?
Beat him to a bloody fucking pulp.

When will autocorrect be fixed? Shitty not shirty Wtf does that even mean.

t. lowtest beta
I bet you don't even carve runes to the memory of your forebears

mfw someone suggests this little beta-male would dare to block my path.
"I won't have any of this namby -pamby-wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it."
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>Suck on his man teets

I would say

>implying I believe in (((Abrahamic religions)))

Give him a titty twist and a wet willy

You see it with dogs all the time; if there's something wrong with the bitch, there's something wrong with the pup.

>if I get killed by my enemy, I win

A fucking cross

Pretend I believe until he goes away.

that's a big spear

Nordic religion is all about the family.
Odin (Wisdom) and Frigga (Frith) are husband and wife, their son is Baldr (Truth).
They are a family of Gpds, and a model of European spirituality.
The European family has the father in charge of the masculine pursuit of wisdom, the mother in charge of the imposition of Frith, or harmlessness between friends and family, and if this is accomplished then there will be Truth between husband and wife, so when they have children they will feel comfortable to be honest, and subsequently, Honorable.
It's how Europe crafted their generations of men who could not be bought and sold like slaves or beasts of burden, they could not be bribed or corrupted. Their honor was a greater wealth than the highest pile of gold.

Arrest him for threatening an officer.