Communist general

Communism general, where we poke fun at Communists and they run around screaming about a cartoon pig.

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Communists shouldn't be given human rights.

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What's your problem with communism? Literally hasn't been tried properly yet faggot

you have to be human for those after all

also reminder : every unironic Communism general thread is made by an obese Spanish NEET that still lives with his mother

>lelel im just pretending to be a retarded commie XDDDDD my retarded and revisionist bullshit is just bait! im not really a retarded scrawny leftyfaggot! Sup Forums got bambooozled by our meme powers! leftyfaggots are taking over! xDDDD fight da powa!!!

Stop feeding these retarded spammers with replies

Only because you redefine communism each time it fails

Hello gomrades! XDDDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of revolutionary socialism and gommunism.

Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.

Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:

>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. XDDDD
>Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :DDDD
>To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all lol. When capitalists run away we win and I kill you all. Eventually the functions of state cease and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people.
gommies.gom/fug/
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GL uses philosphy of gib and starve, see here:
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It is recommend you kill yourself so you can avoid starving.

Resources:
gommies.gom/ohshid/
gommies.gom/1984/
gommies.gom/guck/
gommies.gom/probaganda/
gommies.gom/XDDDD/
gommies.gom/wheresfood/
gommies.gom/benis/

Da sdages of gommunism.

>Sdage one
Bourgers aren't allowed to vode :DDD but otherwise da system is digtadorshib of gommies. Everything is stole by digtadors and digtadors rule all.

>Sdade two
Withering
All beeple who aren't digtador glass starve. XDDD Once glass disabears and we steal everything more beeple wither away. Bolice begome unnecessary as beeple are dead lol :DDDDD Central blanning begomes unnecessary begause sgarcity caused starving. Money is all ours.

>Sdage three
Gommunism.
No beeple. No food. My money. Much benis.

>Sdage 4
Nod real gommunism. Nexzt gountry :DD

I know this is a joke thread but you are trying too hard.

>ITT: no communists

Human rights are a spook

This. Commies are so pathetic that they can't even own up to their own failures.

Because they're all dickless faggots.

>american
>talking about obese

>LE WE WILL SLOWLY INFLITRATE Sup Forums BY POKING FUN AT OUR SELVES

Fuck off,commie faggot

Yeah that shitty b8 took some real long effort to cook up

No its because there is a real thread an OP is a moron

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This is the real thread, faggot.

>there are now 3 communist generals on Sup Forums

thanks OP, all of Sup Forums will be red soon

Lol, pol will never be yours. We just like to laugh at you.

One real, one fake and one old. Sup Forums isn't for the politically correct.

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Is name calling all you got?

someone post redpills about commies and what they did to german qt3.14's during and after the war

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Trashcans deserve lore liberties than Commies.

Braise Mao!

>starts his thread with "where we poke fun at Communists "
>complains about namecalling

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>Starts war with "We will destroy the Fascist Finns who 'bombed' us."
>Complains about the Finnish 12:1 KD ratio.

Have a drink to go with the bread.

The only thing communism brings is massive amounts of mindless, non-educated drones useless in work and in battle except for sheer number.

Communism is based on Bolshevism. Bolshevism is basically a revised version of Judaisms kibbutz, Kibbutz is basically a combination of socialism and Zionism, AKA, communities that completely collectivize for the benefit of the pure state. You could even say it is true national socialism in a way, as the socialist policies are only made to aid and affect ethnic jews.

Ofc, one could argue that such policies would devalue the individual life development of the many, thus why it was pushed by Bolsheviks in Russia, they simply wanted to collectivize European whites - Because such an authoritarian system is easy to control by Jews, since such an economic and government system was already practiced by Jews themselves.

One thing that's mostly an outlier is how they were going to handle USA, since USA's individual rights are part of its constitution.

WOAH... leftypol looks like that? damn...

You know as well as I do I could go all day posting the faces of Sup Forums and the 'alt-right' that look just as bad

>implying
This is what everyone from /leftypol/ looks like

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Not really.
Plus you just need to look at /k/ or /fit/

Peak performance in a communist nation requires only one loaf of bread a week, checkmate capitalists!

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>implying /fit/ is Sup Forums

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/fit/pol/ here.

/fit/ non-Sup Forums here

>implying it's not
lmao lurk more nerd

>implying /fit/, /k/ and Sup Forums aren't allies

>hurr durr I don't know what the iron pill meme is
Also this dude is from /fit/

youtube.com/watch?v=QZv7IHyZz6U

t. /fit/izen

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>commies
>/fit/

Deus vult brother

>from /fit/
>never heard of the Iron Pill
>implying you are /fit/

>commie
>/fit/ at all

I just realized the fattest fuck I know and the biggest Commie idiot I know are the same person.

orwell was a socialist, man

Yeah and?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Soviet_male_weightlifters
Its a stupid fucking meme, I don't give a shit

>posts link to kikeapedia showing some soviet weightlifters
>thinking you fit into the same category as them
You probably don't even know how to dead lift do you faggot

I do indeed friend

Last night the Chernobyl Nuclear Power station fulfilled the Five Year Plan of heat energy generation... in 4 microseconds.

>Larping as a soviet

Also doesnt matter if you dont like the meme it still comes from /fit/ and proves my argument that fit is right leaning.
What about /k/? Theyre doomsday preppers and survivalists. /out/ too

Starting strength turns you fat

lol

I don't follow starting strength. Just wanted to post a somewhat relevant picture

T. german snowflake who lives in 1st world nation and has never experianced real comunism
Neck yourself.

Why post Rippletoe then? He wrote SS

A Commie judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!"

"Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge.

"I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"

Just popped into my head. not important
okay

A Red Guards night watch spots a shadow trying to sneak by.
"Stop! Who goes there? Documents!"
The frightened person chaotically rummages through his pockets and drops a paper.
The Guards chief picks it up and reads slowly, with difficulty: "U.ri.ne A.na.ly.sis"... "Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like ..." "A spy! Let's shoot him on the spot!"
Then he reads further: "'Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...' You are free to go, proletarian comrade! Long live the World revolution!"

6>4>2>5>1>3

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if this gets digits then communism will die in 2024

How do you deal with mice in Soviet Russia?

Put up a sign that says 'Collective Farm.' Half the mice will starve to death, the other half will run away.

That is disqusting tbqh, if her face would be better looking mybie she would pass as hot, but now she just looks like some prostetute from trailer park with 5 kids and she is single mother.

>Not 2>all
Do you even pump brah?

well looks like its staying alive

Commies and antifa are controlled opposition that is why Soros pays your organisations because they in control of your little "revoloution". So that they can sink it when it gets too big. How does that make you feel? You being too scared of being anti-semitic will be your downfall because the jews that control you lot will only cripple you in the end. If you want it to work you must name the jew or you are doomed to fail and will always be a product of controlled op

youtube.com/watch?v=vhfZOH7pmEw

>Spainfag is an unemployed /leftypol/ drain on society who advocates for gibs cuz he is too lazy to work. He has never produced anything and is thus a waste of resources. He preaches “from each according to their ability and to each according to their need” because he has no abilities and needs to die
>Spainfag in it's full form is a sperging, no class cuck that follows the maxim “lalalala I can't hear your logic” and argues anything you say with cringey pedo memes that are poorly photoshopped to support communism
>To achieve such a high level of autism Spainfag must have been dropped on his head as a baby and been molested by family. His mind is now controlled by the zionist-communist class. A struggle will occur in which the people finally fight back and the zionists will be liquidated by the working class. When the zionist class has been completely vanquished, there will be many classes based on peoples' individual abilities and work ethic, and eventually the functions of the state will become minimized to ensure a free market with low taxes which benefit society as a whole, and the welfare state as such will 'wither away'

lets spin the wheel again commies will die in 2020

Yeah, then he got active in socialism and saw it first hand, fled in horror, and wrote his anti socialist books. Saging gommunist thread.

kek has spoken communism will live on at least the military will still be needed in the future

Zerg Rushes are fun for both sides!

nah 2nd dosen't have nice curves, and her hair is not femine enough looks like man, 4th is most femine and best looking but she dosen't have nice tits, so i chose 6th as first becouse she had biggest breasts, then i chose 4th and onlt then 2nd.Rest are shit tier.

"Comrade Putin, is it true you collect political jokes?"

"Da."

"How many do you have?"

"Three labor camps' worth."

>Commies and antifa are controlled opposition
Not all communists are part of one group and in fact there are many different interpretations of communism and internal disagreements . As for antifa, I have nothing to do with them
Not spanish

>kek has spoken
fuck off

ebin

>Implying anything > Zyzz

fuck off to /leftypol/ shill you're not wanted

Then you will never have a revoloution if you arent organise and those that do will be controlled.

Communism is never going to happen and you know it. I used to be one i hve commie manifesto on my shelf. Then i grew up and realised its just a dream and idealism is naive

No, he was a socialist all through his life. He was against Stalinism
No.

>Zyzz what a shit tier name.