ITT Confess one treasonous act you do

I drive a stick shift car.

I am not fat and rarely eat hamburgers.

I hate israel

I don't own a single firearm.

I dont own a gun

I boil my water in an electric kettle.

I put the milk in first

same

I voted for trump

Freedom isn't really that great.

>mfw trying to make tea in America with a stove kettle

I'm white and have an uncut dick.

I like pineapple on pizza

i voted for, and still support, Donald J. Trump as our President

It's ok. Firearm owners know that firearms are worthless, and that's why they waste their time posting about their useless firearms on the internet.

If they were worth anything, they'd be out using them.

...

AND I live in a state with super lax gun laws and amazing stand your ground/castle doctrine.

So it's like double humiliation

You wanna know how I know you have no clue what you're talking about

>there are people this cucked on Sup Forums right now

Me too

>mfw when euros try to bantz and tell me did it hurt when rabbi cut off my foreskin and i tell them i wouldn't know, cuck

I think drugs are great, and that Chritian Anglo Saxon morals should ultimately be taken with a grain of salt, IF we win the war on the left.

Cuck

Also I don't think that circumcision should be done on infants.

Cuck faggot

Also I sometimes wish I were Jewish so that I could push creative hobbies to the next level easily. It's petty I know.

theres nothing unamerican about driving shift
Now it would be unamerican if you drove some little 150cc tin can like the yurocucks do

This is quite possibly the most ignorant post I've ever read. You have to be a woman.

Comfy feel

I buy Dos Equis beer sometimes

Smoking the herbal Jew

Its the only thing that keeps me from revealing my power level at work tho

I drink polish beer

Whenever I go drinking with friends, I only sip one beer the entire night. I like fruity drinks.

>tfw 3 vehicles
>tfw one of them is a giant ford truck like pic related
>tfw not a single automatic transmission to be found

I regret nothing. I think it's actually MORE American to drive a manual truck. Only cucks and twats choose an automatic when manuals exist.

Also this. If you are a man and you drive a Fiat or a fucking pussy car like a Pontiac Sunfire, kill yourself.

God you sound fun.

>tfw circumcised

JUST

T-thanks you too

Hey man, old Fiats are fucking Italian pussy magnets

I don't hate jews or niggers.

I own thousands of rounds of ammo, but own no guns.

Sadly, I would have killed myself already if I had a gun

>milk first
KYS. Absolutely haram

I encourage older women to put their hands up my dress, for fun.

I don't mind when US soldiers die overseas.

thats a sexy x19

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>drive a 1996 F250 7.3 liter diesel powerstroke with a manual transmission, with straight pipes

It is pretty goddamn American.

Nigga, you knew exactly what kind of Fiat I was talking about.

My go to fast food is subway. Forgive me Padré Ronaldo.

>like the yurocucks do
Nearly all of Europe drives with a manual gear box, unlike you faggot Americans with your automatic I don't know how to drive cars.

>im jewish
>voted for obama twice

same feels so good.

cutfags stay mad

I smoke weed in california

I regret voting for drumpf

I'm the ultimate role player.
The final boss.

dropped your proxy, bruv

I frequently use Reddit

surprising, I didn't know women post on Sup Forums

no one expected anything more of you kike

OUT

Stop I didn't have a choice

I hate the Jews.

I play video games; less than before but still

i drink to the point of blackout every single night

So who did you kill?

I smuggle felonious amounts of illegal cheese (juustoleipä) across State lines on a regular basis.

I am an illegal cheese smuggler, seriously.

I drove a shift-stick truck as a teen - in fact, it was the first vehicle I ever owned, because my grandfather sold it to me once he was done with it, and I repaired it a bit and it became my own.

I no longer drive stick-shift vehicles. Why? Because I am a slob who likes to eat in my vehicle on my way to work or other destinations, and manual shifting is not as convenient to that end.

And what am I eating? Half the time, it's a type of Mexican pizza called a "tlayuda." A food cart sells them at the parking lot of a gas station on my way to work. So fundamentally, I am driving a cucked car so that I can eat food that is probably made and sold by illegals.

i wasnt driving but 5 people died

I haven't eaten a burger today.

When I'm hanging out with a group of my socialist friends, I pretend that I don't like Trump. At least I'm open about how shitty Hillary was, and how socialists should have been shilling for Jill.

Rotting your liver away ain't gonna help dude, you'll become the 6th victim.

I haven't gotten a speeding ticket in 6 years.

>stick shift
Also known as nigger be good stick.

im convinced i will never die. i will suffer this existence to watch the few left in my life die. probably slowly from various cancers

I fantasize everyday about fucking a boipucci and sucking a feminine dick.

I smoke marijuana after a long day's work

I hangout with Muslims even though I would gladly kill them all if civil conflict starts.

Go get one friends

I use Reddit for sports, I drive a Japanese car despite the fact that my brother works for GM, and I support Assad

BASED

I can't fingerfuck barsluts and eat a hamburger at the same time if I'm driving stick.

i dont have any contact with my friends unless its through online video games. they dont invite me out anymore. they would rather party at their apartment they rent than come to my house i own and risk getting the cops called on them for being too loud and smoking pot

I don't drink beer nor coffee.

smoke the tumbleweed

4 out of these five things are in the trunk of my car........

On this board, I once gave an Australian props for his bantz.

I voted for Justin Trudeau

Anti-Trump memes.

If you also don't play hockey or pesäpallo, you should be executed for your crimes against EBIN.

Was it on impulse? Sometimes I do suicidal things out of impulse, even though I didn't plan to do it initially.

I just need to press de red button.

i talk about jewish control over our banks, media, and governments.

trump is another traitor.

I try to bring the Day of the Rake on us

He went around toward the end of the campaign campaigning on the promise to reform the electoral system in Canada so that it wasn't dominated entirely by the major parties (i.e. the current First Past the Post system). I was one of many people who got roped in by this promise.

>rarely eat hamburgers.
Because actually put cheese on them? Hamburgers are treason, dumbass.

Check'd. Looks like you're succeeding

I jack off to hentai.

>putting milk in coffee
Fag.

I voted for him because I wanted free weed.

Same here dude and I work surrounded by haitian niggers with 68IQ

Damn I didn't know Mosins got so expensive. They used to be like legit $80 when I was browsing the gun shop back in 2011

Look into restoration. It won't be the real deal, but the difference is night and day. Tugging also requires commitment.

>tfw I drive a big non turbo diesel manual pickup
>tfw fuck "global warming"