Florida is the worst fucking state in the country

Florida is the worst fucking state in the country

>one of the highest unemployment rates of any state
>filthy bums everywhere
>#1 in amount of pedophiles
>fucked justice system (Casey Anthony)
>the women are trashy as hell
>hot as fuck 10 month long summers
>humid soup-like swamp air
>endless rain/lightning storms
>hurricanes
>never get to see autumn leaves change
>never get to see snowfall
>never get to see spring bloom
>fire ants
>cockroaches, mosquitos, and other disgusting disease-ridden blood sucking insects
>terrible sports teams
>48th worst in education
>worst fucking drivers on earth
>old people everywhere
>niggers everywhere
>hispanics everywhere
>tons of illegal aliens
>all minorities are rude as fuck and the hispanic women are all major cunts
>no mountains or beautiful scenery
>total shithole

Please explain to me why we shouldn't expel this disgusting hellhole from the union immediately

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Go away California

Yes it is terrible here.

Please stay in California. Do not move here.

EXPLAINS YOURSELVES, FLORIDIANS

You literally just described California

good, then how bout you fuck off ya cunt

NO U

>live in Jacksonville
>every other person is a drug addict
>mfw

Wouldn't being the 48th worst mean we are 2nd best?

I live in Jacksonville and you're right. UNF is nothing but degenerate liberal hippies who don't wear shoes and go on about how drugs open your mind and make you an intellectual rather than an acid dropping degenerate freak. I can't leave here soon enough

I disagree. Hawaii is the worst state in the union. California is 2nd worst.

>California in a nutshell

Went to Jax once for the UF/UG game. Horrible city.

Grew up here, can't argue that. We're Fresno of Florida

Fuck Florida you shitlers give the South an even worse name than we already have. Get the fuck out.

>t. Mississippi

then give us back your Gulf coast counties that were taken from West Florida

Florida is awesome bro. If you know where to go to see the real Florida.

So long as you're by the beach it's alright, not good in the slightest but not horrible. The second you get out of ponte vedra though it's just niggers, hippies, and "enlightened" psychology majors who think taking philosophy 101 makes you the next freud.

>living in ponte vedra

Have you not seen California?

Fuck off that would make me part of your shitty state.

Gulf coast is rightful Mississippi clay at this point Florida can fuck off and sink into the ocean.

Fuck your state and fuck Disney World and fuck Miami.

Tampa's p. cool though they can stay

I am well of I guess

If Mississippi is awesome why are so many you fucks moving here?

All these anons from my city. UNF is like all colleges, full of dumb liberals or future liberals being brain washed.

Enjoy the overpriced property and 1 pm wine moms

Hawaii is arguably the most mismanaged state. I am actually ashamed that they are a U.S. state. I completely support their "sovereignty" movement just so we can be rid of them. I lived there for around 2 years when I was stationed there and all I can say is "Holy fuck!"

Because they are pussies. I'm gonna stay right here with my casinos and my cotton.

I'm lucky to live in one of the towns in MS that's not completely over run by niggers though, so maybe my view is skewed because, when I lived in Louisiana, I lived in a 55% nigger town and it was a total shithole. Never again.

It's also run by fucking alligators.

Big island is alright

Leave as soon as you can. I'm moving to Utah soon and am counting down the days
Man it's florida, literally everywhere outside of maybe deland is overpriced property

Can confirm. But the reptiles prefer being called (((gods chosen people))).

>>the women are trashy as hell

FL sluts make excellent camwhores tho

2nd doesnt even work in the context of your joke. you mean 3rd? 48, 49, 50

>florida education

Illinois is almost as bad

>State is bankrupt as fuck
>Everything is overtaxed to death
>Gov wants to raise taxes higher because they can't pay for the 300k pensions for govt workers
>Chicago

jews want to take over california, new york, and florida.

white people: please move to one of these states.

Google "30 Meter Telescope" and the drama that the idiotic natives have caused. They are literally holding up intellectual and scientific advancement of the entire world due to their archaic backwards superstitions. The only reason that the Big Island can be considered "better" is that there are far fewer people and much more open space.

anorexic looking thots are disgusting.
I don't understand men who like that aesthetic. You're like the homos in charge of the fashion industry.

Jacksonville was alright, I went and saw a Left over Crack concert at the 1904 music hall. Fucking epic show. I would hate to live there though. Tallahassee/Tampa/Keys are where it's at.

>i live 30mn away from this:

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It's impossible to get a job here.

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Just read this, my blood is boiling

>anorexic looking thots are disgusting.

plenty o meat on dis florida whore

I get to watch rockets launch from my porch and fish out half-eaten pitbulls from the front pond (good riddance). So fuck you.

Tampa is shit if you live in West or south side.

It made Trump win though

Florida is pretty based except for WPB, Broward and Miami
t. miami, please get me out of here

Stop posting niggers

You're complaining about never seeing snow!?!

Are you fucking retarded, man? Snow is fucking terrible and winter is seriously fucking horrible. Only people from the South whine about never seeing snow, but protip from a Minnesotan: The novelty wears off after about an hour because...

>1. You just had to shovel three feet of it to get your car out.
>2. You know that shit is going to be here until April
>3. You start referring to it not as snow,, "four more inches of that white shit fell last night..."
>4. Unlike the south, six inches of wet, slippery, snow and ice is no excuse for not being at work on time.
>5. You know the day after it snows is going to be miserably cold. And I'm not talking about what you think cold is (50 degrees) I'm talking 20 below zero and the snow starts blowing so it's like little flying razors.
6. It never gets hot enough to kill you, but if you ended up outside in 20 below without a jacket, like a car accident, your useful consciousness is right around 30 minutes. At fifteen you'll have smaller digits and ears needing amputation, at 8 minutes you'll be frostbite so bad you'll have scarring, etc. Snow brings cold.

Your entire argument is invalid because you whined about no snow.

>Wouldn't being the 48th worst mean we are 2nd best?

I had a physical therapist with nice, cool hands who said she once got frostbite when her car heater went out. Talk about a stroke of luck!

Don't forget the amount of Jews here

>Hispanics

Not a race

sheeeiiiiitt

Move to a state with good skiing. And you must be a total pussy because you exaggerate those cold weather problems.

Signed,
New Hampshire

very true can't believe I forgot to list that

You can thank the white people for that

I loved Florida, its a great place

You had me between 10 month long summers and never seeing spring bloom

Florida best state.

>Worst drivers on Earth
You've obviously never been to Louisiana. Every time I go on vacation it's 90mph until you hit the Louisiana line.

I'm sick of you foreign scum coming to my state and talking trash about it fuck you and fuck the north

tell me more hawaii bro hawaii is my like dreamland place to live give me the hawaii red pill

All the more reason for you faggots to stay out
We're the Australia of the United States

Florida here naa its fuckin great mayne all night on the beach til the break of dawn

fuck i knew it
only st. petersburg and sarasota are good arent they

>South is tourist trash
>North is university trash
>Central is maximum comfy

Ft. Walton is the most disgusting place I've ever been and Destin is full of queers.

This.

*blocks your path*

What about Illinois. Illinois has a mini-Putin called Micheal Madigan! Illinois deserves to be the worst state.

Do u ever take cruise ships ?

I live in Florida and can confirm every point made is true

Yet rich people who can afford to retire flock there. Must be a shit hole. No income tax though.
>Alabama gulf coast fag here

My dad lived there and I can confirm nothing but niggers and hail storms.

give us a Sup Forums map of florida

>no state tax
>skips the shitty seasons
>no drought
>free to watch the abundant homeless nigger population
>can stand your ground
>still governed by whites
Have fun paying state tax in California with no water

winter is the only good season

Fuck, the ocean is loud hold on and let me close my balcony door. I haven't seen anyone besides a white person in 12 months or more. Gulf Coast as in lower Baldwin County specially Fort Morgan. Top 5 fastest growing counties in the south for the past decade and no nogs, spics, shitskins within 40 miles of where my ass is sitting comfy right now.

>don't have to register firearms, even handguns
>gunshows every weekend
>can pick up an ar-10 from the walmart rn

season 2 of the wire was the best

GA> FL challenge me fellow southie

>>no mountains or beautiful scenery

chill dude florida is shit stay out ree

Not many cruise ships come by Jersey

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AL > GA. Especially when Auburn whips the Bullpups ass on 11/11/2017.

>having all of those fat niggers
no thanks, FL is supreme

gulf coast is best coast

Wrong. You've never been here

The trannies and fags got the West coast and the Jews and got the East coast. Left us the best coast.

Florida is shit because the old Jews retire there from Jew York because the cost of living is cheaper and spics flood it from Cuba. The Keys are also notorious for having the highest percentage of AIDS ridden faggots in the US too.

It is a terrible, terrible state, but since the law is fucked so that the media can report people getting arrested for shit without being charged for it, the stories coming out of Florida are pure gold.

Everytime I hear a nig talk about visiting kin its always in AL. How dark is it over there?

Snow is awesome. Wtf are you talking about?

Tampa is one of the most diverse and liberal areas in the state. A mayor race in St Pete includes a guy running for unity through reparations. the fuck are you on?

GA= banjo pickin', bat-eared, pigeon toed, sister marrying motherfuckers!
On top of that, you cunt's can't drive for shit.
It's like drunken fucking NASCAR!

You dont even need a map. North are hicks, south is jews, cubans, and puerto ricans, Tampa's like a decently sized city halfway between the two, and is OK.

The entire coast everywhere except the southwest (it's Everglades) is decent. It's basically just beaches. The interior is a lot of cow country. Orlando is a tourist city that is otherwise near nowhere else.

yanks and niggers....

>"chill"
>reee

Fl springs are like being in the goddamned garden of eden. But maybe I just say that because I'm used to the ocean side--best waves on the east coast.

Well look who's calling the nigger black but you got the driving part right, its hell.

Just got back from diving off siesta key. good fun.
t.brevard cape ape