Fuck you Sup Forums

>be me
>be with qt3.14 and her friends
>accidentally say "there's no way the nazis burned that many jews; modern cremation takes hours and it's simply not mathematically possible"
>follow it with "and surely you don't believe when people who have independently gotten evicted from their host country over 500 times get discriminated against, it's because the host country is discriminatory?"
>get ice cream shoved in my face
>"wow user crawl back under a rock and die"
>feelsbadman.jpg
I didn't ask for this; I just wanted to laugh at dank memes. Why you do this?

should have slapped that bitch on the face

I'll take things that never happened for sage, Alex.

Time for another woman, user. Also, you're a faggot to let someone put ice cream in your face over the holohoax.

Stop showing your powerlevel so suddenly you faggot.

I can't control it I have this condition where I say exactly what I feel in conversations because I have difficulty understanding how the other person will react

So what grade will you be in next year little fella? Sage

You should have went full Hitler dindu after the ice cream attack.

either you're lying or actually autistic.

youre an idiot, not our fault

>be OP
>be a faggot
>make up stories on the internet about my own autism
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

I subtley redpill my colleagues too but slowly. Start with encouraging conservative party votes, work on to public protest, then drop the zyklon pill.

So far 2 of my friends are rabid antisemites and the 5 others commited suicide.

Holy shit this

Anyone replying this thread past this point is a massive faggot

SAGE

>I have this condition where I say exactly what I feel in conversations because I have difficulty understanding how the other person will react


Ah... Autism... You would have fucked up eventually even if you had not exposed yourself as a nazi

go away

There's no such thing as showing your power level too early you fucking cuck.

If you aren't opening every conversation with "Let me tell you about the Jews," then you're doing it wrong and shouldn't be here.

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spbp

>So far 2 of my friends are rabid antisemites and the 5 others commited suicide.

lol

But i'm not a nazi I am Hoppean AnCap. I just agree that a lot of bad things are attributable to Jewish people and that it's statistically very unlikely that is a coincidence and has nothing related to something they all have in common.

yeah "I think you need to talk to somebody."

You lack subtlety.

And you lack testicles.

They're called slants because their eyes look like coin slots and their foreheads are huge and slanted backwards. It's a mongoloid skull trait.

You don't have a gf, schlomo.

Sage kike slide threads.

You win some, you lose some. I managed to convince three feminists that jews were responsible for the patriarchy.

ALTERT

ALERT!

Jew posting Asian porn to convince people not to tell the truth

/altkike/

How do you discuss the fact that Jews persistently are evicted from their host country and are often at the root of many social ills with your compatriots without being called anti-semitic?

That's their faces, Ahmed. Is the first time you've seen a female face? I'm sure you're only used to seeing them covered in those burkas or after they've been burned with acid so I can see why you'd be confused.

You know what women are really interested in? Zionist conspiracy. They totally care and want to delve into it because of the implications.

I am pajeet

My man!

>accidentally say "there's no way the nazis burned that many jews; modern cremation takes hours and it's simply not mathematically possible"


Why do you assume they cremated all 6 million?

>"Oh look at me! Le jooz did thees"

Why don't you just ask someone to kick your ass? I discuss jews aloud but not surrounded by unknowns.

Where are the bodies otherwise?

6 million / 5 years = 2.21 Jews Per Minute (JPM)

>l-look guys, i just called a swede ahmed

>If you aren't opening every conversation

Someone once asked me my own thoughts on the topic.

I was very neutral as I didn't want to power level that shot. ..

Seriously chaps how would you go about establishing the lay of the land regarding this topic...

>after_ahmed_slips_her_Rohypnol.gif

This is also assuming a 24-hour operation and perfectly efficient batch processing with minimal downtime for cleaning soot and unburnt material.

Take a neutral calm voice and spit facts. Have statistics saved on your phone and get ready for maximum butthurt.

This is why the alt-right is not having kids. Women aren't as dumb as they thought.

There are exceptions, some are dumb, but they rare.

James is that you? I only say that because I know a guy who doesn't know when to shut up and has raging yellow fever

You just have a case of the redpill tourettes. Your brain is overflowing with important information and you just need the world to know, but you're going in too dry. Try to think of what got you to where you are now. It was a gradual process I'd imagine.

she has a raspy voice

I came to Sup Forums three days ago from reddit. This is a nifty website

Look here OP.
Talk about the Jewish role in Bolshevism, how they sabotaged eastern european countries form within and so on..

Ayo, wut time de narwhal bacon nigguh?

>reddit
RAUS

>Why you do this?
Because you're an untermensch.
Luckily you won't be reproducing.

>be OP
>be autistic
>cannot contain my autism
>socially alienate myself

Don't worry OP, you were destined to be a fucking loser whether you found Sup Forums or not.

why would chinks care about holohoax denial

literally autism

oh but you should tell everyone that and use it as your ticket into the oppression olympics

its because youre not alpha
if you were alpha youd get a blowjob from each of them for being so provocative and daring

How do you just accidentally say something like that you fucking spastic

the only thing more revolting than an Asian woman is their sickly looking half-breed offspring.

This is useful advice; is it worth linking it to the modern American left like Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Dianne Feinstein?

I posted a picture of attractive asian females to maximize the eye time my post received on the front page or catalog. I've noticed posts with attractive females are disproportionately responded to.

I never thought about it like this; autism always felt like a superpower to me.

>notevensubtlebutpeoplekeepfallingforit

check'd; we were talking about vegan/vegetarianism and I mentioned Hitler and they seemed to be less enthusiastic about it.

>not doubling down
You fucked up. I literally post shit like muslim suicide memes/nigger memes/jew memes on my snapchat and everyone loves it.

>britishpeoplekeepoverestimatingthegullibilityoftheiramericancounterparts

Yes, but focus more on Europe. For the US , look into cultural marxism, and how all the guys behind it were jewish.

>Asians
>Implying they didnt do the math already
fake news, sage

>no source
>no date
your pic is shit

>at bar last night
>drum up conversation with jungle asian qt in a big group of them
>my friend comes over
>calls them chinese starts saying sumting wong, ho-ree shit, etc
>whole group angrily starts yelling at us
>calls us racist
>we are laughing our asses off now
>one of them passes out drunk and was ragdoll status
>take an uber home

Philly sucks. Also OP must be a bitch if any woman treats him that way

T. Autist

How do you accidentally deny the holocaust?

I feel like this isn't a subject that usually comes up when you're just hanging out with a girl.

you tilt your head down while taking a selfie to give yourself a strong jawline in the pic idiot

you start from the top and work your way down
if you know your friend doesn't believe in tranny madness or islamaphobia (easy starting points)
talk about how islamaphobia and transphobia are made up to silence people (don't lead them, be subtle, act like "it pisses me off when i get called "transphobic" for not believing in dragon gender"

then do the same thing with the hard coded ones that have been accepted more widely, e.g homophobia, zenophobia, and later racism as an extension of zenophobia perhaps, but that one is harder than the others because people are very unwilling to admit the reality of such things, it's reccommended you do this in a way of saying "the left uses X to shut down conversation" and then once those are debunked, theres a new reality for your friend to explore,

it takes years for a person to get deprogrammed and they wont accept blatant preaching, most people are here as a reaction to people preaching tolerance non stop

>be me
>watching netflix series cooked
>girl says she's vegetarian because eating meat is cruel
>say hitler was vegetarian for same reason
>girl says i don't want to be like hitler
>say hitler was a great leader in a time of severe crisis for germany and is in many ways the analogue of FDR for americans, but germans are not allowed to see anything he did as being positive and that is somewhat unfair and anti-intellectual
>girl what are you a fucking holocaust denier too
>say its actually impossible mathematically for the believed number of jews to have been cremated and that many jews may not even has existed in nazi occupied territory
>follow it with "and surely you don't believe when people who have independently gotten evicted from their host country over 500 times get discriminated against, it's because the host country is discriminatory?"
>get ice cream shoved in my face
>"wow user crawl back under a rock and die"
>feelsbadman2.jpg

"Sup Forums is in no way responsible for user autism, and in case if anything happens to autistic user spreading Sup Forums message in wrong environment"

Should we put this disclaimer before entering Sup Forums?

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Happened to me

Went on my first ever date
She was polish
Had nothing to talk about so just spoke avout britain because i love britain
>"britain britain britain etc"
>i voted for brexit you know. Fuckin hate the eu all those polish twats comin over ere and takin benefits. Do your parents take benefits at all?
>"i dont know"
>well you do live in the council estate so they must do. Also your dads a manlet cunt with a chav hair cut, so he must be.
>oh well, at least youre not a jew

She didnt want to speak to me after that for some reason. Bit touchy its not like i told her any mis information. Its all true! Her dad really is a chavvy cunt!

Must be the fucking kikes fault

To be fair its only a bit over 100 nations. 500 is gross overkill.
Never met any negativity when i bring it up though.
Feels good to live in a """evil racist""" country
Its all about wording.
You follow those up with "although the jewish death count is probably still in the hundreds of thousands.

People don't realize how many fucking people 6 million is.
Literally the equivalent of Denmark being spread out acrose europe yet somehow gathered/killed in less than 6 years.
Those are championship genocide numbers that would only make sense if the nazi forces were 5 times bigger.

Next time we'll put up some pumped up numbers, not them fuckin' rookie numbers

Just so you know.... You can hit someone who attacks you. That ice cream thing was an assault. Should have gave her the dirty Sanchez.

yeah, how many countries are they in currently?

I don't hit girls. It's the last bit of patriarchy I can maintain; that somehow it is beneath a man to hit a woman because they're inferior. I know it pisses SJWs off when they see chivalry.

checked

>accidentally

They were evicted from 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 countries.

Women aren't dumb at all. They're just completely incapable of any original thought so all you gotta know is how to reprogram them

Oh shit, looks like it's about time to really have a holocaust. Lets shoot for 6 million.

How do you say that accidentally you autist

You say those things after you orgasm, not before.

it is not how chivalry works,chivalry is ironic change of roles, strong men serve loyal women,traditionally women serve men, chivalry is court play, and ethos,men voluntary is putting himself below woman, he must prove his worth in this game.

You just made yourself look weak, you confirmed your status as beta in their eyes

a nice one to throw in is
>there are 5 million scottish people in all of scotland
>why was their more jews just hanging around Germany, than Scots in all of Scotland, especially if the Germans hated them so much?
> I'd get the fuck outta there If I was a jew, Anne Franks family must have been retarded...

It's okay to be gay, user.

oh yeah, but you're muslim

>completely incapable of any original thought
Doesn't sound very intelligent does it

Damn son you should've just used that oppurtunity to turn her into a meat eater again.

I personally feel that females sorely lack an intelligent logic universally and if it isn't ingrained at a young age, they are pretty ruined.

Autism is the reason itself.
It's impossibly hard to train yourself as an autist to not satisfy the urge of saying what is always on your mind.
I've gotten pretty good at it but it hurts, you get all tense and lose most interest in any conversation with the people.
It's shit.

nigger

>I can't control it I have this condition where I say exactly what I feel in conversations because I have difficulty understanding how the other person will react
You're in the right place user. We're all autistic.

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GOOD MEMEY

Huh? The Holocaust victims weren't supposed to have all come from Germany, they were mostly supposed to be Polish Jews, but with the rest collected from all over Europe where Germany had occupied territory.

Off the top of my head, I think in the neighborhood of 1 million were supposed to be German Jews.

I don't see how you can be a Sup Forumsack and beat around the bush regarding issues. I say what I think and if they're not willing to entertain it or I upset them then I don't care. Don't have anything to lose currently and not like I want people around me anyway. What are they going to do shame me online?

Holocaust Chronicle
Literally 6 million jews, 3million polish jews even though germany was fighting for the right to their land they had lost, they seen them as invaders on their land not polish, they killed 3 million ethnic poles, 3 million slavs, half million romani gypsy and 300,000 retards and gays, it's a (((fact))) for the 88th time

this, you were dating a leftist who thought it's okay to respond to arguments with violence

slame that bitch so hard she falls on the ground it's self defense