>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
>nine year old nephew is out of control >grabbing knives >trying to stab the sister
Wew lad.
Cameron Davis
>male, white hispanic, 14th jan 69, located in the bathroom on the floor. >he is not overweight and not decompoing, on sean for 2 days > Body transfer # 1
>9 y/o nephew going crazy pulling knives
Adam Collins
>bloated, decomposing, or... >dead for about 2 days
F
Samuel Cox
>spic fired 15 times at a car >continued to shoot >... >still shooting
never change, chicago.
Robert Wood
>active shooter incident >male beaner fired fifteen shots at a car >still shooting >is a manlet
Easton Jackson
>active shooter >male hispanic shot 15 times at a car, still shooting >shooting glock 9mm shooting at car and people, ran out of ammo.
John Baker
>diosregard it, it's in lala I'm always going to remember Roberta stuck in traffic for 3 hours of her shift.
>four males wearing back packs, walking to right side of the stage. >at 12:30 o'clock.
Jack Brown
Chicago ain't that bad. Everyone gives Chicago tons of shit, but my brother has lived there for 10 years. He says if you keep to yourself and mind your own business it's really not bad.
He's been working as a tail gunner for a beer truck for 3 years and has only been shot twice.
Brody Campbell
>roommate pulled knife on her because she's trying to kick her out >she has crack and dope
Levi Butler
>He's been working as a tail gunner for a beer truck for 3 years and has only been shot twice.
>female with headscarf attacking people Did I hear this right(?)
Nolan Harris
>female in a headscarf arguing with residents
R A R E
Anthony Fisher
>medic needed at lollapalooza
Owen Richardson
>male having a seizure
Grayson Hernandez
>group of 50 people trying to jump fence to get in to show
Cameron Adams
Hey remember when I was talking about the retard friend of mine who's in Chicago, banged a Kansas girl and got self help books from his family for Christmas? The guy went to go see muse at some concert thing and it rained like a mother fucker, bands canceled and everyone nigged out, and he ran out and smashed into a reporter who asked him what was going on.
My friend even got quoted I Chicago Times about it
Mason Hill
Link AussieRobert?
>transporting person to hospital The medic fags at work again.
Luis Perez
>group of adults and children fighting >one female with bats
Sebastian Turner
This is one of those posts that deserves to be AESTHETIC'D for /cpd/ OC posterity.
>"two brothers goofin around" >chimpin in the background
Tyler Green
How much does it cost to save someone from a life threatening gun shot, stabbing, or beating?
It seems like every five minutes someone suffers grevious bodily harm at the hands of someone else in this fucking city.
Brandon Perry
so we have a backstory + name
now we doxx the motherfucker and ruin his life?
Caleb Russell
I half expected Sup Forums level faggotry; forgive me for doubting AussieRobert.
On average,it's about $55,000. Mind you it all depends on the wound and the medical treatments needed.
No, we don't. This is a Roberts thread.
Adrian Morales
>now we doxx the motherfucker and ruin his life?
that's not very /comfy/ of you user
Nathan Green
>he says in a thread about law enforcement
Anthony Williams
>chain of passing the seizure pt. Who wants to guess the tox report on this one?
Jeremiah Ortiz
>Butthebackgoingbackcomingoutoftheplacetowatchfiryheonehfygvghj blue shirt blue pants
Connor Anderson
> I can't hear a god damn thing other than "warbolgarble" >dispatch: "on Michigan? ok" How can they decipher with that static?
Cameron Cruz
>6'4" white male in a cubs shirt hitting everyone
Arrieta, stop that
Elijah Campbell
Oh shit getting started early. Real Adam hours
Kevin Robinson
>Another male white
what the fuck is going on tonight
Robert Scott
>complaining about the clarinet on the corner
Liam Wright
>someone complaining about a clarent being played (?)
Hunter Ward
>booze >weed >ecstasy
Sebastian Lopez
Thanks man. I love hanging out on weekends and listening in with you autists. 4th of July is always the height of the fun.
Henry Howard
piperazine-laced ectasy, and 1 or 2 psychedelic phenethylamines
Josiah Gray
Lollapalooza?
Xavier Cooper
I'm going to add Amphetamine and maybe ketamine as well.
Liam Peterson
Yoooooooooo 8 gunshots in Pilsen, slow paced >they after SOME BODY >gonna get ROWDY tonite
Nicholas Morales
>possible mental >caller says people are following and trying to kill him
That's not paranoia in this city.
Blake Edwards
Good evening Roberts
Brody Rogers
>2 hour backlog >not even RRH
Sebastian Diaz
>noice complaint >burgerly >transport from lala >disturbance >open door >domestic >battery >damange occured >battery All within the last 3min. I wonder how hard it is to be a dispatch in terms of actual "work". What does the back end of /cpd/ look like?
Charles Nelson
>list of about 7 disturbances in zone 12
Jose Adams
>needing to be shot 3 times before realizing keeping to yourself / minding your own business doesn't cut it
the absolute state of the people still left in chicago
Ryder Richardson
>group of teenagers smoking marijuana and lighting fireworks in a park that's supposed to be closed
Jace Brown
Evening
Hudson Thompson
fun fact: marijuana was decriminalized in chicago (and illinois?) last year
still a bigass fine though
Levi Ortiz
aah, 5 more shots >these guys are EARLY, they usually spatter 3 hours later
Owen Morgan
>someones music permit ends at 10pm, he's playing one last song. The caller's stupid. Did I hear this right?
Cooper Allen
It was a humor joke. I'm assuming there is no such job as a tail gunner for a beer truck... r-right guys?
Jeremiah Sanchez
...
Asher Wood
It's a brave job to delver 40's son.
Adam Ross
i was havin flashbacks
Jaxson Taylor
>a drive by shooting
Liam Sullivan
>occupants of a gray car fired three shots into a crowd
Wyatt James
what was that morse code?
Luis Robinson
>male white hitting and jumping on cars wearing a shirt that says "try not to suck". Lolwut.
Adam Jones
>now they're saying it's a person stabbed
Wyatt Ross
>person stabbed >51yo robbed and injured
Luis Hernandez
shit bingo is easymode tonight with all these male whites
Samuel Fisher
>15story building, smoke is coming from his oven, apt. is filled with smoke.
Samuel Morales
>12 >12 Shots Fired Ha Ah Ah.
Blake Russell
>caller accidentally took 20 pain pills given to him by a friend >accidentally
Justin Collins
>caller accidentally took 20 pain pills Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Aiden Allen
...
Grayson Diaz
>cart hit a bus
>males selling drugs >code it not even worth their time.
Leo Baker
>car hit a bus bus wins
Luis Johnson
They put cat wormer in ecstasy now?
Easton Butler
I just found this OC hidden away while archiving my pepes.
Ayden Young
>Earlier call for a domestic . >Now 8 gang members causing issues at the same location.
William Jones
tfmPP and mPPP are sadly used as ecstasy adulterants. Due to the known toxicity, it's less common than it used to be (manufacturers and dealers obv. don't want to kill their downstream clientele). It still happens though.
It's another early night for me....I might be around in a few hours but enjoy.
Carter Moore
>baby daddy attacked her >male black carrying a backpack full of drugs
David Clark
>Highly intoxicated male beating a female in front of her child.
Jack Ward
forgive me /cpd/ for I have sinned
I have been watching the live cop show thread instead tonight :P
Caleb Ortiz
Bug in the ear, PTSD edition.
Charles Cox
>he has a bug or something crawling in his ear and he's in a lot of distress because he has PTSD and fire is not responding
Joshua Gutierrez
>caller isn't being let into a restaurant because he's from Indiana
Chase James
>50 year old male lying on the ground bleeding >possibly having a seizure
Henry Ortiz
>male laying on the ground, bleeding, possibly having a seizure
Benjamin Ortiz
>4 Shots Fired. >People are crying.
Cameron Green
i love /cpd/ so much
Jaxson Fisher
you must say four hail Roberts and 3 Our Dispatchers and you will be absolved.
Ryder Sanchez
BP confirmed for robbed.
Jonathan Turner
>34 year old male bitten by his friend's dog
Guess the breed.
Jacob Lewis
LIVE PD thread is better than this shit. You people are autistic as fuck. Kill yourselves! SAD!
LIVE PD vs. CPD pol rivalry when?
Landon Butler
come over to the live PD thread friends.
Aaron Torres
party people throwing things off the rooftops
Ian Clark
>click the play button >gives you a popup and still doesnt play >redirects you to a page with another play button >it does the same thing >no video ever plays
feel free to get AIDS
Nathan Edwards
feel free to turn on your television
Noah Ortiz
>biohazard concern
Dominic Martin
>corpse has been here for a week >biohazard issues for the bodysnatchers
Joshua Long
WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT GODDAMNIT
Gabriel Martin
> anonymous said
we've been had
Xavier Turner
>Lashawnda Quintin
Christopher Rogers
>Lashonda is threatening to hurt the caller, is outside breaking bottles