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Fears that deadly Yellowstone supervolcano about to BLOW after 1400 earthquakes hit this week

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Good, the earth needs a reset

>clickbait headline

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yeeeeeeeeeah

>Yellowstone will surely erupt soon, says increasingly nervous happening-tard for the 6000000th time this year.

Hopefully it keeps the immigrants away.

in the article
>Jamie Farrell at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City told New Scientist: “This is a large swarm but it is not the largest swarm we’ve recorded in Yellowstone.
>“Earthquake swarms are fairly common in Yellowstone.

>“There is no indication that this swarm is related to magma moving through the shallow crust.

I hope the spirit of Norbot rapes you in the night you clickbait posting faggot.

If someone doesn't like clickbait:
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Would it be possible to "defuse" Yellowstone?

It cannot be stopped

>volcano explodes
>two thirds of USA are unhabitable
>Americans fllee to Europe
>since planes can no longer fly in the ash filled air, everyone has to go by boats
>Europe is soon hit with another refugee crisis
>Americans refuse to be habited in designated areas next to the African and Middle east refugees and instead sleep in Mcdonalds

>express.co.uk
Hahahahahahaha just fucking kill yourself you stupid nigger

>implying all of Yellowstone would erupt at once
i hate retards

>6000000
Underrated post
I kekked good and hard

Just drop a nuclear bomb into it. You guys are good at that stuff.

What could happen?

Blow mother fucker.

Nothing to the Volcano

>Just moved to Silicon Valley
>Yellowstone about to erupt

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI FLAM

You need to sacrifice 10,000 virgin women

So the Sup Forums userbase?

Will something please fucking happen already? I'm sick of all of these close calls. Fuck you, Yellowstone, you faggot-ass bitch lord.

Happeningfags never change

The eruption comes from a sudden drop in pressure so dissolved gases suddenly escape, like a shaken up can of beer. Opening vents and agitating the magma to release gases before it reaches dangerous pressure levels could conceivably "defuse" it.

>Fears that deadly Yellowstone supervolcano about to BLOW after 1400 earthquakes hit this week
That means energy is released, that is good

We must save them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please god let it happen already I cant take another 50 years of this shit

its the moth man im telling you

they dont need boats..we all know fat floats

Earth is going to give birth to another Moon.

Germany and Sweden have already started

Always same threads, always world still not ending. Fuck this gay earthquake.

But if americans do that im sure a few countries are gonna say "no thanks we'll get a wall instead"

The quantity is so tremendous that it would not erupt all at once, but isn't the structure of Yellowstone such that the eruption is 'efficient'? There are many volcano types and Yellowstone is the violent type is what I'm saying.

Virgin* women. Germany and Sweden can't count.

We are doing this in germany as we speak

Checkem

Fucking hopefully it blows up.

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reveal your flag aussie shitposter

Somebody has to do it, permavirigin fag.

That's exactly the reason the burger didn't even tried to suggest moving to Mexico, he knows that as soon that shit goes down in the US, the frontier doors will be closed for them the same way they did to us. Karma is a bitch burgers.

Well, a volcanic winter would solve global warming, no?

Australia signed a contract accepting burgers if Yellowstone erupts

Link/proof?

Good, you can keep the burgers.

You idiots. If Yellowstone erupts the Ash will cover a majority of the PLANET. The sun wont reach plants, crops will die, the air will be toxic and we'll be forced to fight and butcher to survive.

Good enough for me.
Kill everyone and take everthing

Not necessarily.

They better be well done burgers.

>Fears that deadly Yellowstone supervolcano about to BLOW after 1400 earthquakes hit this week

The actual number of earthquakes it takes to erupt it is 1488.

It's the "reset" button on the white race.
It'll destroy the americas, cause flooding and freezing worldwide as ash blocks the sun out.

Countries not adapted to cold weather (nigger countries) will suffer hardest, so sandlands will die out.

Europe will also suffer, but not as much. There will be survivors, to rebuild.

The US actually has treaties with Canada, Australia and Argentinia, to let such and such many million people seek refuge with them, if yellowstone explodes. Treaties that are paid in billions, by the by.

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We don't get sun here anyway

Sounds like a typical abbo

Earthquake swarms are a good thing it means the pressure is releasing, if we go like 6 or 7 months WITHOUT an earthquake you can feel free to shit your pants.

Dundee you might be fine, the southern hemisphere would be largely intact. However you'd have to deal with

>Mass amounts of refugees
>Competing with south america for global dominance
>Mad max cunts
Hope your ready to build an Australian empire lad.

Salty wetback

>The actual number of earthquakes it takes to erupt it is 1488.

I Pull Numbers From My Ass: The Post

Good luck finding those in this degenerate age of whores

Ah fuck
Heh heh

>Virgin
>Women
lmao

I had a dream last night about tsunamis so it's basically confirmed

>implying Argentina is immune to the wall and burgers will receive you with open arms.

Argentinians really are deluded. They even think they're white.

Be proactive user, buy a firearm and make your own happening

He said women you retarded faggots.

SALTY WETBACK
TACOS AND LOS ZETAS

>yelling in all caps
did I struck a nerve?

I DEFEND yelling at spics
Go Masturbate you Masturbator

Hi newfriendo.

Just deactivate the atoms

but argentina, you're the spics
>being this deluded he can't even accept his own heritage

EL CARTEL DE SINALOA

PORROS ESTUDIANTILES

I rest my case.

are their any good red pilled documentares of yellowstone?

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This is it isn't? The super ejaculation is coming! All these earthquakes were just the volcano's way of masturbating to big nigger dick orgasms.
Nobody knew what it was all a boot and this is the reason why humanity must be wiped out during the BIG SUPER VOLCANO ORGASM.

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.SUPER VOLCANO

And remember kids edging is bad mkay?

can we deactivate its almonds?

YOU DO NOT
LOWLY SPIC

Sup Forums is beta central aka half-women
so we just need 20.000 from here which will be easy

I won. u got mad.
I'll let you have the last word.

Implying Pol isn't full of emasculated fags larping as their ss husbandos

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NO,I DO IT FORCE
YOU FOREVER LOSE,YOU LIVE IN MEXICO

why couldn't it be california?

BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR. SUPERVOLCANO

Best Korea, you know what you have to do

Why?

Not happening.

volcanos are quarry waste from other times.
Imagine how big was the quarry.

Sometimes, waste burns inside by pressure and chemical reactions.

when will people realise that you need to shit bricks once tremors stop... the more minor tremors happen, the more pressure gets released.

Sexual energy builds up and explodes with dangerous levels of force

goddamn are we looking at a Madmax timeline?

Why contain it?

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You build a pipeline that goes from the golcano's mouth to the ocean

Holy crap I hope it blows during the full eclipse

so tap the caldera a few times and crack her open?

BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR.SUPERVOLCANO

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