We are about to launch our own crowdfunding campaign. We didn't want to- we wanted to be funded internally, but we can't allow the commies to beat us to the punch.
WE CAN'T HAVE A TANK GAP
We will reward contributors with rides in the armored vehicle(s) if we are near them during a riot or protest, options to play music of their choice over the loudspeakers, and designs / camo / names of their choice temporarily installed.
Trump and the federal government are so fucking worthless they will let this problem fester and grow until it becomes so severe that there is little to no hope it can ever disappear. Sort of like the nigger street gang problem.
Isaac Lee
They're trying to money launder since their patron got shut down
Jordan Nelson
jesus christ hahaha! this is better then any comedy act ive ever seen. keep on doing you America.
Jayden Anderson
I'd like to to visit SA and take some photos in 7.62x51mm film if you catch my drift.
Alexander Martin
>TFW you will live to see the day right wing and left wing retards Duke it out in armored warfare Feels good man
Andrew Smith
Yesssssss
Elijah Cox
Why can't we get that Occulus Rift guy to buy it?
Imagine commies getting out-bidded at the last second by a far-right capitalist. top kek
Kevin Sanchez
This is funny. I'd love to throw a molotov inside and trap the crew.
Landon Morgan
We will probably use BTRs or BRDMs or maybe a Cadillac Commando if we can get ahold of one.
TREADS FUCKING SUCK FOR STREETS.
Wheels make it easier to be street legal. We'll equip them with 360 degree camera coverge, water cannons and fire suppression systems- molotovs won't work, the water spray can knock masks off ANTIFA, and you KNOW they'll try to molotov us. The moment one of them does, we hit the fire purge button, spray the mask off the cunt who molotoved us, and then their face is recorded and they face MULTIPLE ATTEMPTED MURDER CHARGES.
Also the ATF will shoot their dog because a molotov is an unpapered destructive device.
Jackson Richardson
You're both so stupid. I don't really have words for this...
You can get free US tanks. Why would you buy a Russian one?
Nathaniel Gomez
LARPing
Isaac Hill
>park it in front of the WH Do it faggots. Would be a great happening. I can only hope for comfy threads watching leftists getting fucked by the Secret Service.
Ayden Wright
Worse, paying 50k for an outdated tank that can be stopped by a single molotov...
Nathaniel Murphy
LMAO >tfw both sides crowdfund private militaries for armored warfare in the streets of America
was this the jew plan all along?
Juan Williams
>summer 2021 >You are enjoying a nice day outside when you see a t34 rolling towards you >Oh no it's antifa >Next you thing you know a giant explosion hits the tank >Antifa can't escape since you know it's a Russian death trap >As you are watching the tank burn you see a half track towing a AT gun peel out of the bushes >You can hear them blasting gas gas gas as they drive away Such is life in America
Jackson Gomez
Steal tank once they get it. See how they like getting their assets seized.
Blake Murphy
If they don't bring a hammer it literally won't change gears.
Jackson Young
We're gonna use a-political language on riot.tours so that some of you devious gentlemen can convince the commies that we're the one they're supposed to donate to.
Levi Cox
>Take the fight to the streets >purchases one of the worst vehicles for urban warfare
Jordan Barnes
Only takes 200 bucks to make an IED :^)
Jose Powell
BEST NAME IDEA WINS ART RIGHTS FOR A 4"X4" SQUARE ON THE FIRST ARMORED VEHICLE WE FIELD:
current contenders are FREE WIFI, THOT PATROL, and PARTY VAN
Parker Green
I await the day.
Nathaniel Powell
>raise 8k for tank >person in charge steals the 8k
expect it.
Tyler Lee
>antifa buys T-34s >alt right buys 88mm flak
Elijah Miller
Not gonna lie, that's cool as fuck.
Liam Roberts
dumping based BRDM-2s
Brody Jackson
Doubt they even know how to drive it work it and maintain it. Hell, id bet they don't even know how to fuel the damn thing up! They're gonna destroy a piece of history.
Nathan Thompson
...
Hudson Reyes
...
Carter Richardson
A BTR can carry even MORE shitlords into battle
Ethan Watson
We've already got tanks tho
Ayden Reyes
Apart from the fuel cost, what is ANTIFA using as ammo for the main gun? Dildos and bongs propelled with a hairspray/air mixture?
Jacob Fisher
Silly ANTIFA, why do you need weapons more potent than caltrops?
Grayson Jenkins
>buys tank >forgets to fill out the import paperwork >$100,000 fine and go directly to jail >atf shoots everyones dog
lol, good luck
Jacob Young
>antifa claims that an IS-3 is somehow government property >steal it from a Russian tank museum (???) >fuck
Nolan Cook
This, however, is our mechanic's holy grail.. a Panhard VBL
(we probably won't be able to get one and even if we could it wouldn't be a good choice- it could be tipped over by a large crowd. main use is zipping around fast + bulletproof as a scout vehicle)
canada cant even get a few submarines in the water. how is antifa going to keep a tank operational? im pretty sure the university of california system doesnt churn out a lot of cavalry types
Tyler Williams
hvy mg's, and medic/command version if you got ham radios.
Cooper Foster
No, that guy's an enormous faggot and a total joke in the US armor collecting/restoring community. I guess you saw some cool youtube highlights of his collection though, thanks for contributing
Tyler Wright
That or FPS Russia if he hasn't an hero.
Connor Johnson
FPS russia was always a faggot
Stop suggesting meme-tier internet personalities guys, all the real useful authorities on shit, you're not going to know about as a casual youtube surfer
Ryan Richardson
Well if he's a huge faggot by the in circle, then that's the place to loot I guess
>2035 >antifa and alt-right freikorps are clashing in the streets with surplus BMPs and Bradleys this timeline was a grave mistake
Justin Bailey
I'm not aware of any tank or armoured vehicle owners outside the UK that'd be willing to contribute, I'm trying my best.
William Cruz
>MFW Trump brings back Panzerfaust manufacturing jobs FPSRussia wasn't even a Slav.
Ryder Phillips
what are private security companies? oh so scare, so spook
Kevin Ward
needs to watch the vid of the guy in L.A that stole that tank and went for a destructo joy ride...I remember watching it on the news while he was doing it
Isaac Mitchell
>Implying you don't want to run over commies with a super spooky Beautepanzer MKV tank
Hudson Morales
It is a fucking t34.
I'll go to the store and get some explosives, that shit would take care of an outdated piece of shit that could never last more than a few battles and give the crew horrid space...
Hell, I don't need explosives, it is hard as hell to get out of a t34 in comparison to m4 variants. Toss molotovs on that shit and they'll be done
How about we crowd funding a helicopter instead? We could use it to give rides to people and drop barrel bombs.
Brody Mitchell
Harder logistics but if you have the capability they are nice, just make sure to replace that old stuff with something newer like ar650 or better.
Jose Johnson
yes
Wyatt Clark
hilux's can't pass US standards?
Zachary Walker
best car chase ever!
Cooper Barnes
Of course, though logistics shouldn't be too hard as Ebay now sells any kind of motor part known to man. I can confirm I've seen 40s era engine spares on there.
Caleb Ross
K There's already weapons, tanks and arty in hands of private citizens that would destroy that where I live. I'm somehow not worried.
Levi Thomas
your really fucking doing it with a template website full of ipsem fill.
you kidos sure do take larping to anotha level
Blake Gomez
If that is indeed the tank they intend to purchase, they ought to be aware that it appears to be lacking exhaust ports on the rear, indicating a lack of engine. They are attempting to purchase a museum piece.
Landon Cruz
M8, I'm on your side you faggot.
Grayson Hernandez
Also keep in mind, most cops hate ANTIFA protestors and would probably allow this to be the front line. We're not even getting into possibilities like getting licensed as a private security contractor and getting LE powers during civil unrest, literally contracting with the city where there is a planned protest
"Our vehicle fleet will be used for evacuating or re-supplying store owners who are staying with their property to defend it from vandalism, safely transporting members of local government who could be blocked off from their own homes, and providing valuable real time intelligence to law enforcement."
I can think of many city councils who would accept that as long as you frame the pitch in a way that butters their bacon.
Brayden Powell
I guess you can get it through grey market used sales stuff, or there is a newer legal 2014 version i guess.
Jaxson Peterson
Shhh don't tell them let them waste their money
Dylan Edwards
that's not russian but american
Caleb Gomez
>your really fucking doing it with a template website full of ipsem fill.
Website was set up a few weeks ago and we haven't worked on it beyond setting up a standard template. we're mechanics and technicians, not web designers, it'll all get fleshed out with info as we proceed
Nathan Clark
I thought you were reporting me to the fbi or something.
Nathaniel Edwards
You could probably buy engine spares from some third world shithole.
James Jackson
Weekly thread?
Luis Flores
Oh ok thats good news then, half tracks have a special place in my heart.
Nicholas Evans
It was called ww2, then Vietnam. Didn't turn out too well for the right.
The right always gets btfo by the left when things get real. Every fuckin time.
