Where would supernatural creatures like werewolves and vampires lie on the political spectrum?
Where would supernatural creatures like werewolves and vampires lie on the political spectrum?
Hudson Collins
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Eli Brooks
Go to hell
Nolan Martin
werewolves = conservative
vampire = liberal
Christopher Flores
Vampires = Right Wing
Werewolves = Left Wing
!!!FACT!!!
Eli Hernandez
And why?
Luis Miller
Canadians = werewolves
Because they love dogs so much.
Leo Smith
Left would try to a create a narrative in which they are the victims of society, and then they'd pander to imaginary needs and problems to win them over.
Joseph Howard
vampires are edgy emo kid/antifa tier
werebros would probably be based
Mason Sanders
vampires aren't as tribal as werewolves.
Werewolves value family/pack bonds very highly. .
Tyler Butler
What about trolls?
Jeremiah Mitchell
I'm thinking:
>Authoritarian-Left: Mummies
>Authoritarian-Right: Werewolves
>"Libertarian"-Left: Zombies
>Libertarian-Right: Vampires
>Large beasts like bigfoot would be apolitical, with a slight environmentalist leaning
>Troublemakers like faeries/ghosts would have a variety of beliefs
>Aliens would be technocratic
Aaron Thompson
Nah, Bigfoot for be Libertarian-Right
Ryder Fisher
No step on sasquatch
Landon Kelly
Vampires would mostly be leftists... because they'd virtually depend on human trafficking for survival.
Zachary Wood
Werewolves are fashy. That's just objectively true. Vampires are whiny and malnourished and lacking in vitamins. They're leftists. They leech off of the strong to survive.
Nicholas Roberts
Don't know about the werewolves, but the original vampire was Nosferatu (Dat profile). Vampires would be Cultural Marxists.
Pic VERY related.
Sebastian Thomas
Gas the vampires, crusade now.
>captcha is europa poland
James Sanders
>day hook nose
OY VEY
Gabriel Ramirez
Vlad is no leftist. Vlad impaled turks like the ass fuckers they are
Noah Morgan
Huh
Isaac Lewis
werewolves are based high testosterone alpha male chads.
vampires are weak scrawny beta male virgins.
Nolan Sanchez
Brayden Myers
>not wanting to run your own Subhuman Cattle Farm(TM) to make use of the lowest members of "society"
Logan Barnes
>hey guys check out this BASTE werewolf!
Ethan Miller
Kek
Asher Jones
Vampires = Democrats
Werewolves = Republicans
Aiden Sullivan
they would probably lie about everything in order to manipulate you
Dominic Baker
Vampires:
>need blood to survive
>virgin girl blood is the best
Conservative.
Werewolves:
>will eat whatever
They won't care.
Tyler Mitchell
Stop watching Alex Jones.
Ryder Campbell
Werewolves are furries
Vampires are Jews
Chase Green
I wonder....
Xavier Davis
Vampires are based on Vlad III, so Crusader right
Werewolves are dogs, which are obviously Natsoc in nature
Mummies used to be kings, so they're black rights advocates
Mainstream left are zombies for obvious reasons
Bigfoot is a libertarian redneck
Camden Gutierrez
Werewolfs, pixies, dryads etc. - anarcho primitivists
Vampires - Aristocratism
Mummies - Conservatives
Orks, Goblins - Communists
Carson Long
what do you think about skeletons? Maybe more libertarian imho