I think the mass media is giving preppers and happeningfags or whoever the fuck is listening a blatant warning about a coming disaster or event.
Seriously, look at this shit. Its on the front page of Google news. >A total solar eclipse is happening Aug. 21, and here's what you need to know. >Need to know. What would you need to know? It's an eclipse, they happen, everybody reading the news knows what a fucking eclipse is. Now I let that slide, because its probably just them saying what you need to know when it is brought up so you don't sound like a dumb-ass if someone brings it up. I mean I guess it could just be a slow news day right?
BUTTTTTT
Then I went into the actual article and scrolled down to the bottom. >washingtonpost.com/solar-eclipse-2017/?utm_term=.24ca5cb76f96 And almost every single one of the subpictures has a title that is fucking dead on "HEY MOTHERFUCKERS WATCH OUT SOME SERIOUS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. >To prepare for the Aug. 21 solar eclipse, >make sure yours are real. >A way-too-early solar eclipse >Don’t be blindsided during the eclipse >the solar eclipse is already altering real-world behavior >An omen of doom and source of awe: >the eclipse is coming >happening Aug. 21
THIS ISN'T JUST ON GOOGLE NEWS TOO. ALMOST ALL OF THE MEDIA COVERAGE IS WRITTEN IN A DARK OR FOREBODING MANNER. Look, I'm not some crazy mother fucker but I don't believe in coincidence on this level. Why the fuck would a solar eclipse for the US be on world news on the front page of the most visited internet news site in the world: Google News.
And yes, I have noticed an increase of happening and /comfy/ Threads lately as well as several new eclipse coincidences infographs.
get ready ;) also ausfags partial eclipse tonight, FULL eclipse seen from russia and china etc
Julian Sullivan
Also, THESE ARE IN ORDER. I did not arrange them from the order that was on the article from my screen. This was the third thing that made me start sperging out here. Seriously I balked at Y2K and shit is sending me shivers.
Jonathan Powell
Yeah I don't do that. But thanks I guess.
Austin Cook
NASA is up to something. They've been shilling their eclipse app that literally just "takes temperature in your area during the eclipse ". My ass. They're also sending jets out to follow the path of the eclipse across the states. Bombing run? They have those laser things attached to the nose.
Zachary Garcia
>trying to hijack our co creative power to create devastation
Nice try cia fag
Go jerk off to ponies loser.
Jaxson Fisher
Also, the reason it's such a huge deal is that the last time one happened this big was 1918. Usually just partials or not at all, this one cuts the US in half and you can see the total eclipse for almost a full 3 min. Personally I think the terrorist cells are going to activate with the "black sun". Getcher shotties ready boyz.
Lincoln Martin
>They've been shilling their eclipse app that literally just "takes temperature in your area during the eclipse ". Uhhh, what is it called? I am going to download it. If NASA knows something I want to know. Also there is a slim hope that it is benevolent in purpose and it might help in the event of a happening. >Bombing run? Idk man that seems a little low scale for all this hubbub. I think if it is true that this is a warning, it would be because some faction within the control structure wants to save us, and therefore it must be something huge, like next level huge, either some terrible new weapon or disease.
Kayden Hall
>ponies What? Since when are happening postulation threads involved with ponies?
Jordan Gonzalez
Are you retarded? NASA is the enemy, it literally means "to deceive " in Hebrew
Josiah Peterson
BUMP
Brayden Harris
Schizophrenia is a hell of a disease.
Jordan Diaz
Well, we had an eclipse here in 1999 and I remember it was pretty fucking big news then, too.
Not detracting from what you're saying but just pointing out it is fairly newsworthy.
Cameron Watson
Fuck off cia nigger, get a real job.
Jose Harris
>Getcher shotties ready boyz. Indeed. More importantly get your fresh water, food stores, and radiation resistant shelters ready. If this shit goes nuclear we have long radiation filled winter ahead of us. >IN GOT WINTER IS ALMOST ABOUT TO COME. Nah just kidding. But seriously. Nah brah I'm just fucking with you, but really, get your house in order.
Ethan Phillips
The eclipse is simply the signal to begin the end. Strap in for September 23rd.
Gabriel Young
I don't fear the black sun.
Bring it.
Jonathan Ross
Oh I'm all good, got started when I found out BRICS is going to demolish the US dollar. Got food, water, tools, and over 100lbs of brining salt.
Dylan Long
No, it means: National Aeronautics and Space Administration you sperg. Take that retarded shit elsewhere. I run a clean happening ship here. I am Captain Happening. Or Cap Hap for short.
Nathaniel Lewis
This desu
Christopher Myers
Enough already, which is it? August 21st, sleeper cells go active and start with Bowling Green, KY? Or we wait a month and have disclosure/9/11 2.0?
Either way, if you don't at least have a firearm (and the ammunition for it) you might as well write yourself off entirely if your preps have been weak otherwise.
Thomas Baker
>greentexting a link
babby's first thread?
Colton James
America is Babylon, End Times are here, get right with God and believe on our lord and savior Jesus Christ before its too late
Jaxon Jackson
>can't use Google Fucking idiot
Samuel Reed
>A massive atmospheric experiment is planned for August solar eclipse
Robert Cooper
>Schizophrenia is a hell of a disease. Yeah it is. And if it suddenly for no reason started to go on the front page of news organizations I would be like: "Okay well what do they know that we don't that makes this so exciting or relevant to world news?".
Juan Flores
Both you and i know that no CIA employee tries this hard at his job.
Charles Murphy
Old Gods awakening imminent.
Elijah Taylor
*Batman Voice* WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?!
Nathaniel Jackson
Wow I'm done here, mods ban this 11 year old please Sage goes in all fields
Gavin Johnson
Thought it might be already with the Schumann resonance going off the charts.
Adrian Parker
Oh shut up you nitpicking twat its one mistake in in a post 10 times longer than the average. I don't believe in god but I do believe in sentient beings more evolved than ourselves. I think the bible is an attempt for the people of their age to explain aliens influencing mankind and Jesus was engineered by them to show us the way forward as they themselves would be to terrifying at that age. >Look up stupid shit on google brah it proves you are wrong. K
Jordan Evans
>Is such a pompous condescending prick that he can't help but freak out when someone uses a good ol fashioned batman reference. Jesus who pissed in your Cheerios fuckface?
Evan Mitchell
Satan's trips of truth.
Alexander Cruz
More like Satans trips of Deception. Happening is on. I declare it. I am going to shill this every second I can while abiding by the board rules to maximize exposure.
YOU WILL ALL DROWN IN HAPPENING THREADS I WILL FUCKING PAY CHINESE FUCKS TO DO THIS SHIT IF I HAVE TO
ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF COMFY
Daniel King
Trips of truth happening canceled or accelerated I'm not sure which.
Lincoln Wood
ACCELERATED!
Adam Bailey
well be fine
Nathaniel Morales
Because it isn't just a regular eclipse, its kind of special due to its rareness
Oliver Robinson
ALSO EVERYONE GO TO THE WIKI PAGE AND WATH THE GIF OF THE SHADOW.
IT CENTER PERFECTLY OVER NORTH AMERICA.
Bentley Gonzalez
We had a meeting at my work about it. Manager was warning everyone that people are going to be acting crazy on the eclipse.
Colton Wood
The fear is starting. Maybe it will be the spark.
Christian Wright
This event represents the transfer of power from the (((lunar))) to the solar (nazis).
Hey op, you talk like a nigger. Stop your cultural appropriation. Race mixing is not for us.
Caleb King
>tfw I live in the path of the eclipse Am I one of the chosen ones?
Bentley Parker
>Go jerk off to ponies loser. There's literally nothing wrong with jerking off to ponys.
Justin Richardson
It's partial for everyone, it's just at a better time in Asia (around midnight) and Europe (early evening) rather than early morning.
Jack Davis
keep hearing about it. lucky muricans going to die sooner..
Alexander Edwards
Live in California bruh , this just how we speak.
Dominic Wright
all internet everywhere will be disabled and hillary face dotr, while north korea is simultaneously bombed out of existence, china invades india, and russia takes all of ukraine
Brody Lopez
What better place to start than in the land of the brave eh?
Dominic Brown
I'm not anywhere near the eclipse so I'm safe.
Alexander James
thats not how it works buddy. shits about to go down
Caleb Fisher
YELLOWSTONE BETTER ERUPT!!!
Dylan Baker
Lol. What job? I know that police/ambulances in this country put extra staff on for full moons (apparently) so we obviously do get affected by these things
Justin Brooks
I'm right in the line of it. Am I fucked guys?
Jace Morris
>Hillary Way bigger than her.
Joseph Ramirez
nah. perhaps some tsunami will hit the rest of us too. we will all endup shitposting in heaven with fuhrer.
Connor Thomas
The only thing that's going to erupt are peoples eyeballs as they attempt to view it using Chinese made eclipse glasses
Hudson Hill
yea.. i bet when it does happen you whiny beta pussies will scream in fear.
Christian Nelson
>waschlomo post Go spew your schizo shit on x faggot. Its just a bunch of buzzwords to razzledazzle the retards that read the article who dont know anything about eclipses. Do you irresistably click whenever you see a clickbait video or link saying "you must see" in the title? It's common practice. Plus they dont want to get sued by any aforementioned retards that happen to go blind from looking directly at a total solar eclipse.
Matthew Hall
do you have ammo and guns otherwise you are just storing someones shit for them
Mason Cook
Go get some medication for your mental illness, burger.
Joseph Bailey
Bet as much as you want to.
Henry Mitchell
I live in Australia. We have worse things to fear. Plus I have been getting ready for this (Plus other) situations for years
Liam Ramirez
8=========D~~~~~~~~~~> \('-')/
Nathan Jenkins
No, man... You're supposed to be in the line. Everything outside of the shadow will be affected.
Adam Adams
LET ME HAVE MY APOCALYPSE THEORY YOU TWAT. WHAT HAS FUCKING PIZZAGATE OR SANDY HOOK SPOILED YOU ON THOERIES?!?!? Nice speech. And yet here you are posting in the thread. Why? If you don't believe it just fucking ignore it.
Julian Russell
?explain please
Gabriel Adams
possibly for horrible death
Jayden Perry
It's just light, or lack there of. It can't hurt you. You guys need to calm down.
Austin Price
Its nigger speak. Stop it. You're white. Liberals hate cultural appropriation as much as we do.
Lucas Martin
The more scared people get the likelier that they will perceive normal events to be true. In that way every Apocalypse theory has the potential to destroy the world.
Lucas Reed
i also live in Australia. i get attacked by fucking bindis in my own home every day, there is nothing better than having that sharp painful feeling. I don't have an air conditioner nor a heater so the temperature fucks with me aswell, we cant even carry around a knife outside, how the hell do you prepare?
William Brown
Guys, i need to tell you this, Russia, China, and the US just dropped more sanctions on NK, The sanctions targeted exports, the sanction took cost 1 Billion of north Korean exports. When we established a trade embargo on japan, pearl harbor occurred shortly after.
Aiden Butler
This is some heavy summer Sup Forums shit right here
Colton Jones
By stocking up supplies,green house etc. Weapons that you can get in your state.
Michael Rivera
typo
Ayden Moore
good thing the best NK can do is hack HBO or Sony and release some movies early
Zachary Ward
>MAINTAIN RACIAL AND CULTURAL PURITY IN ALL OF YOUR EXPRESSIONS WHITE MAN. COMFORM TO OUR WAY OF LIVING. Nah fuck you. I will talk however the fuck I want to talk and any man who does less is a fucking coward. Go climb back into the intellectual suburb you came out of.
Alexander Campbell
*Normal events to be superstitious.
Colton Cook
Well, this eclipse won't go away after a few minutes.
It will last 3 days.
You know why.
Cameron Hernandez
Bank. Wasn't worried until then desu.
Easton Hernandez
This is some beforeitsnews-tier autism.
Justin Hughes
It's the mark of the beginning of the 7 year tribulation. Exactly 7 years between the 2 eclipses.
All the pieces are set in place. Get ready.
Benjamin Hill
Don't be jealous of my (You)s. its in the bible.
Lucas Brooks
summerfag, out
Jaxon Williams
>eh? I see you maple nigger.
Gabriel Clark
>Get ready
Either you can roll with the punches, or you can't.
Doesn't matter how much you prepare.
Adrian Ramirez
>Why. If you know you better post that shit. A lot of people relying on your cryptic ass.
Levi Cook
Nothing happened with the blood moons and nothing will happen with these. Stop using astrological events to promote your nonsense.
Cooper Reyes
>Leaf Actually "eh" is used in common parlance in several places in the US.
Easton Martin
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Isaiah Gray
Still waiting, I want an answer you slide thread wanting motherfuckers.
Gabriel Wright
Black Sun is a good sign for pro-White organizations. 666blacksun.net/
Blake Wilson
Shit Idk man I'm just a nigga who got a little high and started a thread about some news articles. I aint no Illuminati mother fucker.
Nicholas Edwards
I will only say this my American bro, better have your guns loaded and ready to shot niggers.
Trump prevented the Great Tragedy just by "accidentally" mentioning it some months ago.
But bloodlust cannot be sated that easily.
Something is bound to happen, even if it is not what was supposed to happen in first place.