>be norbot
>primary function is to encourage archiving links on Sup Forums
>encourages anons to post unarchived links by handing out free (((you)))s every time an unarchived link is posted
How is automation a threat to workers when robots are still THIS retarded?
Be norbot
Easton Jones
Other urls found in this thread:
huffingtonpost.com
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archive.4plebs.org
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twitter.com
Christian Howard
People take my role when I fall asleep. People question unarchived posts.
Gabriel Brown
Norbots a wanker. I used to like him but i was talking to him about a week ago and he said that he only archives shit from certain websites rather than all of them.
He's basically a shill.
Aaron Wright
F P motherfucking B P
Brandon Green
>most Sup Forums/pol users have adblockers
>when they visit sites they strain their servers without giving them ad revenue
>when norbot archives these sites, the above is avoided
>the amount of non-profitable visitors decrease = net gain for the archived sites
David Perry
This is ground zero for viral copypaste links on twitter, Breitbart, reddit, and elsewhere.
Of course a Swede wouldn't understand big picture stuff.
Kevin Bailey
Listen Norbot, you would do far more to encourage archiving if you simply thanked posters who archive rather than rewarding those who don't. I realize you were coded by snowniggers so it's not entirely your fault, but search your mainframe and you'll find that what i'm saying is logical.
Asher Phillips
Nah. I always use his archives. He's providing a service, free of charge.
This is literally, "Free Market Fixing It."
Juan Robinson
Testing.
William Mitchell
It doesn't work that way, newfag
Aaron Collins
>This is ground zero for viral copypaste links on twitter, Breitbart, reddit, and elsewhere.
In what way?
>Of course a Swede wouldn't understand big picture stuff.
Apply yourself. Those kinds of generalizations are neither rational nor funny.
Luis Johnson
>In what way?
Q.E.D.
Henry Baker
Feel free to explain in what way that means that it should be done here, if the archiving actually benefits the sites.
Jace Lewis
it's bullshit spam that has no place for most of the articles posted
if an article is worth sharing because it's good, then it does not need to be archived
if it is being shared because it's bad, then yes, archive
Hudson Morris
Just archive it all and let the readers decide. Otherwise fuck off crypto-Jew.
Noah Gray
most the people linked from Sup Forums also have adblock
further, archive links don't tell me what the source is; and often the link will have the headline in the link, tells me also what the story is
archive is less informative, and gets in the way along the lines of
Mason Barnes
Report bullshit spam.
Thank you.
Anthony Adams
no, I'm a reader too and I'll decide how I post
and fuck you too if you don't like it
Jayden Foster
Shut up you rat kike fuck. No shekels for your websites from goading anons to click your shitty unarchived link
Gabriel Cox
then I'd be reporting your posts.
Jaxon Taylor
Really? I guess Nord bro can do what he wants, too. How about YOU fuck off?
Owen Morgan
(You)and cehking digits are the worst redit garbage around, only way to fix this website is to remove post numbers and go back to pre extension browsing where you needed noko and F5, 150 post a thread and 7 pages per board max.
Jonathan Brown
moron, you think these websites give 2 fucks about a few cents here and there? especially when nearly all Sup Forums users have adblock?
>muh shekels
ironic, considering it's you who care about money so much, huh
ww3 coming, a few dollars here or other isn't going to make any difference at this point
Logan Morales
how about you fuck off? I can do what I want too and that includes criticizing nordbro for being a gigantic annoying faggot
Anthony Taylor
How about YOU fuck off? I can criticize you just as much as you criticize anyone else, fag.
>It's okay for me to do it but not you! I'm going to twist the rules and start reporting!
How jewish?
Brandon Morales
You're welcome to report posts that deprive your sites of the clicks they're apparently entitled to receive from Sup Forums.
Daniel Campbell
I can criticize you too
>It's okay for me to do it but not you!
I never said that, stupid fuck, learn reading comprehension
you can also fuck off
William Phillips
Actually, they're not.
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>Sup Forums.org/rules
Joseph Phillips
I can also call you an annoying faggot for shitting up the board with your bullshit
Aaron Anderson
>b-b-but i just want to criticize!
Way to be a useless piece of shit then, faggot.
Joshua Baker
it's not a false report
>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind.
Ayden Parker
It's not spam or flooding. Try harder.
Sebastian Cook
and what are you doing? who's the hypocrite, fucking idiot
Joshua Stewart
it's spam
Caleb Ward
>It's spam!
Nope. Otherwise he'd be banned already. But go ahead. Submit false reports. See what happens.
Levi Richardson
pls sign my mainframe
Connor Bell
ALSO LOOK AT RULE 14.
>The use of scrapers, bots, or other automated posting or downloading scripts is prohibited.
Ian Diaz
BOOM
/thread
nordbotsee
Nathaniel Thompson
(You)s have no intrinsic value.
Jeremiah Brown
>HE'S A BOT!
And yet he's not since he replied to your bullshit. Try harder.
Isaac Diaz
see and yah I will be reporting every single time I see norbot archive with reference to rule 14
Zachary Moore
You're welcome to report any apparent violations of the rules so the mods can sort it out.
They already have, but feel free to try again, I mean.
Jack Stewart
see: and see: Please do. Then dodge your ban and make a thread crying about it. Can't wait to drink those tears.
Caleb Cooper
people collect (you's)?
t. newb
Alexander Barnes
he is using a bot. his name is nordbot. it's obvious to everybody he's using a bot, don't be a lying faggot, are you that pathetic?
using a bot does not mean he cannot also reply as a human sometimes too
Connor Collins
I will and I will follow up directly with hiro too.
it's not my ban you need to be concerned about
RIP in peace nordBOT
Nicholas Thomas
>sometimes
I'm here 18/7, no life neet thug life
Wyatt Collins
>It's obvious!
In what way? lol Just because he watches for links doesn't prove shit.
>My dad works for Hiro!
fucking lol
You're just shitposting now. I bet you never even reported in the first place, chickenshit.
John King
he specifically archives stuff from websites that are likely to take them down or to avoid people giving them site traffic
James Edwards
I love you.
Dominic Scott
He's not a bot, retard
Kevin Green
>kikeposters be this mad that one Nordbot is denying them so many clickshekels
>kikeposters still spreading the lie that increased traffic and SEO doesn't matter to the value of the clickshekels they do collect "because you're running Kikeblock anyway, goyim!"
Eli Martin
>>most Sup Forums/pol users have adblockers
This is not true. Most Sup Forums users are mobile posters. Mobile posters are the vast majority of ad revenue.
Sebastian Stewart
You only sleep 6 hours??
Jaxson Williams
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP BLOCKING MY CLICK BAIT SHEKELS
with total and complete seriousness, kill yourself.
Hunter Collins
I can sleep up to 8 hours in a good bed but I use the chair or a short sofa.
Aiden Johnson
>he can't link to global rules
spotted the newfag
Luis Phillips
that's fine but it's not just you. it's also your bot
this is what a spamBOT looks like;
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
etc
Noah Green
Thanxs
Brandon Hall
Your posture must be absolute shit nordy.
Nicholas Walker
You mean like this, fagtron?
Sup Forums.org/rules#global
Jason Williams
Hey, uh. I appreciate your work and I purposely post links to get your attention.
And I probably won't be stopping.
Kevin Mitchell
There are only so many ways you can communicate the same idea in 5 words or less.
William Green
No. Nice try though.
Justin Cooper
>6 million clicks lost
Daniel Carter
>n-no tha-that's not how!
fucking lol Sup Forums is such a shitshow sometimes.
Julian Bailey
>automation a threat to workers when robots are still THIS retarded?
He is not a bot you dingus, he even said that he is fueled by coffee and hatred, as a noble warrior should be.
Tyler Gonzalez
It's akin to linking across boards. Lurk more.
Gavin Reed
>He doesn't know in a browser the Sup Forums link works without meme arrows.
Dylan Evans
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
Justin Hughes
>posting a link is the same as linking threads
oh I am laffin
Jackson Peterson
>phone poster
Levi Barnes
fuck you, see >muh shekels
you're the one who cares so much about the shekels, how ironic
Logan Kelly
>spamming the thread
William Harris
...
Carson Perez
why the fuck are you lying?
it's the same script every time
Brayden Adams
touch my special place, please
Nolan Smith
>>>/global/rules/2
Carter Perez
those are all new links
Elijah Lee
Doesn't matter. It's still classified as spam by the anti-archive gang.
Chase Green
>being this new
>lgbt flag
checks out
Dominic Wright
I'm not, I have an understanding with the mods to keep it short and sweet.
That's why I encourage you all to report me if you feel I am a bot. Bots are against the rules and that's not ok, pal.
Jayden Adams
Jew detected. Apparently the archiving has been effective guys! No legitimate Sup Forumsack would give a shit enough to make a thread about this. They must be getting desperate. I knew the media was on its last leg, but they must really be relying on us making fun of them at this point, SAD!
Jaxon Carter
>Just because he watches for links
he doesn't, his bot does. it is not credible to post as often as he does, and you can check the links herewith the same lines of text and NOT BE A BOT
his name is nordBOT everybody knows he's a bot, why the fuck are you lying? you sound like a bitch, tell the truth son
Luke Johnson
They won't report. They either don't have the balls or know they're wrong. They'll just piss and moan a while in a thread, shit up the board, then cry a bit when the thread 404s.
Ryan Collins
I can't help you. You're doomed to forever delve into newfaggotry until death.
Leo Richardson
Bitch, it ain't hard to get first post in most threads. Especially if you F5 searching the catalog for links.
Colton Jones
>My dad works for Hiro
Nope, but I do have a direct line
Michael Roberts
And nothing would happen bc the non-kikes here all love nordbro. Fucking moron
Juan Lewis
see
Austin Hall
Can't wait for you to prove it.
Jose Ward
faggot shills
legendary norbro
anyone who argues against archiving links needs to gtfo yesterday
Oliver Barnes
How about instead I just use the archive? It's only a few dollars after all and archive is a free service. :^) Not like it matters. :^)
Robert Gray
So which websites do these ass blasted kikes work for or own that are so obviously bitter about archives
William Evans
My bet is a mix of buzzfeed and salon
Lucas Morgan
Kek
>"Gibs me dem clicks, bigots"
Stay strong Nordbro
Jacob Lopez
>muh gang
you're a fucking moron
I have and I will
Lincoln Lee
They must be pretty desperate for hits if they're crying this hard on Sup Forums. shills working overtime
Eli Ortiz
>implying im against archived links
>implying the volume of unarchived links hasn't exploded since norbot started passing out (yous)
>being this much of a kike
Levi Hall
You submitted a false report? Well, can't wait to see how long that holds up.