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Why would I have questions about Nepal?

what do you guys even do?

Why did you guys start this water skiing forum in the first place?

Do you think the DNC had Seth Rich murdered?

I don't know, maybe you wanna know more about the world you live in?

well, think Poo in the Loo tier, but maybe a bit better, but I do hate most of my countrymen

Yes, the certainly did!
They are all controlled by the jews I tell you

Show your flag, then we talk.

>Why did you guys start this water skiing forum in the first place?
Because we wanna hate on Jews too

Do you aspire to join the Gurkhas and serve HM The Queen?

I like the idea of a Sherpa sitting in Nepal brooding about the Jews.

I went to a Nepalese takeout, the guy working there looked Thai but spoke with an Indian accent, why?

why is your country such a Marxist shithole!!! I expect trannies in the west. I was followed by a gang of manly looking people in dresses and what not. Also, I'm not paying you commies money to climb some stupid mountain.

I personally don't but I know a couple of friends who would like to do that. I do hope to visit UK someday. i have mad respect for UK though, especially those Generals and Commanders you guys sent to fight against us. Really good sport. And i love you faggot's Cricket team

I think it could be because he grew up in India or maybe foothill of Nepal where there are like millions of Indian trying to rob us off from our own land. Kind of like Europeans with the Rapefugees really. That could be.
Thai looking guys who live in Mountains of Nepal have different accent.

why that flag?

England are destroying the South Africucks at cricket as we speak

well, I mean the parties tell that they are communist, put they are socialist und we all know, socialism doen't work. And regarding Trannies, if you come to Nepal expecting anything other than good people and beautiful sceneries, you yourself are an idiot. We don't have anything to offer

Well to be honest I don't know, but something something, muh Ancestors, people here on the streets geniuenly believe they are Aryans, but wether we are shitskins like Indians, that's for Sup Forums to decide

Thanks, srry to hear that they're trying to zerg rush you. He definitely sounded more Indian than any other nationality, I know because I have worked with so many of them!

Have you been to any western nations? How does Nepal compare? Also, what's your religion?

sad desu!! I'd like to help you guys reinstate the monarchy. How popular is the former King these days? Back in the days I knew a friend of a friend who used to pay this Nepali dude to make anti-monarchy, anti-hindu rap/songs to turn the youths against the monarch. Guy literally praised Mao for money.

well, to be honest , I just wanna be at the Lord's. Englands are pretty medicore, and I think it's no secret.

one thing I noticed is that Nepalese are a lot more "libretarian" than other third world countries. By this I mean the general populace and not the political structure. Druggies are to be found everywhere. Lot more "civilized" than Indians though, definitely!

I have been to Germany. Germans were nice people, well I would say, from Infrastructure and stuff, Western Country are miles forward, but I cant see myself living in Germany, too much of you know 'political correctness'. And are there even any western countries left, where you don't see those muslims musliming around, and live in peace?

yeah, but that would be a bad Idea too.
What we need is a good old fashion dictator, and i am not even kidding.

Can you float and read minds and other cool stuff?

Yeah, I mean, we are more like, you know, buddha on weed. because people actually jerk of here to the idea of peace.

Most of the USA is great. I recommend the South or the Midwest.

I can definitely read minds. I once killed a Tiger with my bare hand. But honest though, I do have heard about some 'gurus' doing crazy stuff,but I am more of a science kind of a guy. I mean, I can write mad codes und design crazy circuits

What's the difference between a Monarch and a Dictator? Or is being a republic really that important over here?

what i fear is, i would just be another curry nigger to the crowd, but I would definately visit the US some day. Have heard good things about Southern Hospitality

That's cool too, I guess. Not as cool as floating, though.

well, I mean we did fought a civil war for around a 10 year to get rid of Monarch and well having them again would just be a dishonor to all the lives lost then, although they were commie lives and worth that much, but then again thier family, friends and relatives must have loved them, so they must be honored.
How can we even compare the splendity of dicator like Hitler with some filthy monarch?

>Dipendra proceeded to a small bridge over a stream running through the palace gardens, where he shot himself six times in the back and once in the left hand, which left him critically injured

What was the deal with the royal massacre especially this bit lol

Do you Gurkha?

Also, do you know any Gurkhas?

Why do you mountain pajeets shit on freshly dug water wells?

The whole thing was staged, the brother of then King wanted to get the throne, and he staged a coup and put all the blame on his own son, who was a drug abusing retard.
The king who got killed was chill dude, and doing good stuff, and the new king who then came, fucked us in the ass

>honoring ded commies
lol k.
anyway if u guyz wanna start an anti-commie revolution or march or insurgency or anything post it on pol. I'll come running back no matter what shithole I end up in. Nepal has good potential.
Keep making breads like this regularly tho. I'd love to know what's going on!

I dont gurkha, but I have friends who gurkha. pretty badass people
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No we don't, but I cannot deny the possibilty that there are people living the bordering region with India who poo in the loo.
and for fuck's sake, I don't even know a single nepali guy named Pajeet, Juan, find a better insult.

You tend to a household deity/altar?

how close to the himalayas are you? what altitude are you at ?

well it's more about honoring thier family and friends, who had little to no part on all that.
Thanks. I knew, I could count on Sup Forums

>gurkha. pretty badass people

>manlets
>badass

i've met few nepalshits in london
they are liars, without honor, backstabbers first class
women are easy, like free prostitutes, very horny, not too pretty though, and not white ofcourse

How often do you shower? I work with a Nepali, very nice and hard working guy, but shit, his BO is a bit much.

LIES!!!!

Why the fuck are you people listening to the lying OP when he's hiding his flag

yes, finally a wild sauerkraut appears.
I do. Our community has a sort of yearly meetup where we worship this god and offer him a sacrifice.
Ich kann auch Deutsch übrigens

I have a theory in this.
See after the massacre. There was immediately rumors afloat that the dead king's successor was guilty. Many Nepalese latched onto these rumors immediately as the dead king and his family were well respected. In order to oust monarchy it was absolutely essential to kill of the popular king and also those who would immediately take his throne (his sons). The new king took throne with the rumors still making rounds. Then it is at this same time that the Maoists start making progress in their rebellion.
There us definitely some deep fuckery in this.

I don't know much about the resulting effects but I'd like the Nepali poster to answer: Who's benefitting the most currently? By this I mean external forces?

Do Buddhists get sick of Muslim shit, too?

I live in the top of a valley.
I am not even lying, this the view

OH! And do y'all have bantz with the Bhutanese?

I am sorry, you had to make the negative experience bro. I hope you get to meet better people in your life.

Do you have to earn the right to own Kukhri or one can buy it or simply inherit it?

'Sup neighbour, how's the china-india dick measuring going over there?

i try to shower as often as I can. Browsing through pol has made me consious about the BO of brown people, and i never leave house without making sure that I acutally dont make people uncomfortable with my BO

well, I have no problem with them, but I don't like the fact that they are flooding Europe in millions. When I will be visiting france or sweden or Italy, I dont wanna see Burkas everywhere, I wanna see some fucking French Bastards

I bought one last week. I'm not even Nepalese.

Why your flag looks funny?

Madhesi?

How's the ratio of old sherpas to young sherpas? Considering that most of the expeditions on Himalayas rely on older sherpas, which in turn provides for their sons that do not want to become sherpas

Why do so many Nepalese people come to Belgium and act like they are Japanese to open fake sushi restaurants?
Is it some kind of Nepalese mafia?

I don't think he's aware of it, same as a Bangladeshi coworker who laughs about how I smell nice. It's called a shower and deodorant, it's not difficult.

>bantz
Bhutanese people believe in ethnic homgenous Country, and they displaced all the nepali speaking people, who lived there. That's about that. I guess, I understand that but I don't respect that.

Nepalese in Japan mainly work in Nepal-style curry shops. That shit doesn't fly here.

The Indians.
Must of us believe that it was all backed by India because have unstable political Landscape is to their advantage.

you can buy it. But the ones used in battles and from those great warriors, they are almost like Museum piece. So you won't get to buy that

Almost every sushi restaurant in Belgium is owned by Nepalese pajeets who pretend to be Japanese

Be honest, how are black tourist treated? Do you believe that black lives matter?

well, its a bit funny, but its okay I guess.

is there Jews in Nepal?

If that fools people, they've got it coming.

Das hätte ich nicht erwartet! Hast hier wohl mal gerarbeitet was? Wäre aber assig meine weiteren Fragen auf deutsch zu stellen.

Nepal posseses a historically grown multiculturalism with your over 124 languages and peoples who often seem to occupie a niche in society with their community reinforced by caste if my superficial reading about your country didnt gave me a false impression. Does modernity softens that up, blending you into a slurry as it is tried to in the west (and was achieved in places like america) or do you think nepal can thrive under these conditions while retaining the old clusters of identities as you always were accustomed to them to some degree already?
Is your community family, ethnical or solely regionally/religiously defined?

show us your real flag, faggot

What's a Nepal?

Have you washed the maoist mess out, or they control the country now ?

nah m8 just a volunteer fag with too much time and too little brain.

Hey, nipple why is your flag retarded?

Whats with the meme flag?

i think its because people who live near the mountains look like eastern asians, and could easily pass as Japanese or Chinese or what not, and they are just being clever and using it to thier advantage, rather than selling some shit-tier indian food, which is not even Nepalese

u know amit we don't pay u for making ama threads in Taiwanese dog rearing websites

get back to nightguard duty or u will again go hungry this month

Wew. Rare!

2 actually
Can you switch your flag to your national flag, I wanna screenshot it for my collection
Also, why is your flag so fucking complicated to make?!

are you white?
describe an average nepali (physically and mentally)
what do you like and what do you dislike about your cunt?

I have nothing against honest, hard working black people who are struggling to feed their family in this messed up world. But Niggers, I despise them.
And I think as black tourist, you will see people lining up just to take your photo.But If I was not loaded with Money, i wouldn't advise you to visit Nepal as a black man

Tell us about your religion. Is it true that there's a demon mask somewhere and that once a guy who sat like a lotus for a long time beat the Chinese army by himself in the 8th century?

NO, and I like it that way. No Jews, and a very little Muslims

OP has been asked multiple times to switch his flag, and of course he fails to deliver because he is some larping little bitch.

Luckily there's an actual Nepalese in the thread.

I've been to Nepal, mostly Pokhara and Kathmandu but spent a few weeks in the mountains too, very nice country and the Nepali people have some great banter

Stayed with a Gurkha who fought communists in Malaysia but got kicked out of the army for beheading a rebel he was supposed to capture

I lived with a few on different barracks, all seem good lads and respectable

How much does caste matter in Nepal? Both historically and in [current year]?

>beheading a rebel he was supposed to capture
he merely spoke the only lingo death cultist understand

whats the average nepali hooker go for.

City and then in the country

well, I don't see a problem with ethinically heteregenous country, as long as all people at least speak a language and can agree on basic shit like what's humane thing to do and what is not. But I do think, its good that people from different background can get together and not be scared of losing thier identity. I would say, the defination of family is really ethinical and religion although important is not something you associate with.I have never seen a Nepali who was flaunting his religion or stuff like that.
Ich arbeite halt in Tourismus und ist von Vorteil Deutsche Sprache zu beherschen, weil die meinsten Tourists in Nepal kommen aus Deutschland. Did I get that right?

fucking WEW...the black money ofshore paradise has graced us all !!!

Different user but follow up: Does caste translate from country to country? Like if someone is a Brahmin in India does that mean they're a Brahmin in Nepal/Thailand/etc? Or does it vary based on culture

still doesn't answer my question.

Hooker prices. Everyone wants to know.

There is a new nepali bartender here, she's kinda cute, 19ish.

Wanna know at what price i can rock bottom her at.

if the prices are good, maybe next vacation might be to nepal.

come on nepalise guy, dish on the hooker costs.

thats like saying if you are black in USA, are you also black in Vietnam?