This is a thread for Englishmen and Englishmen alone. Americans, Canadians, Australians...

This is a thread for Englishmen and Englishmen alone. Americans, Canadians, Australians, and New Zealanders of English ancestry are welcome.

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>Englishmen
You mean Muslims, right?

England is the greatest. Much love from your first colony Newfoundland.

>england
>English
Pick one

Oh yes, i can post in this

How you do fellow anglos?

I'm half English half Irish what do I win?

chances are these people are from countries that are less white than the UK

There is no place less white than the uk

A jacket potato

My family tree shows my family is from Northern England mostly. There's also Ulster Scot and French Norman in there. I've always seen the UK as my brothers across the sea.

show me your flag then

Surrey standing by.

Am I welcome?

Anglo New Zealand checking in!

We've still got your back. Not sure why sometimes when I see what you have done to the motherland.

Sassenach cucks.

>broadly Northern European heritage
>identify with England because it was my country's cultural predecessor

can I join?

Oh we're posting DNA tests now?

Youre a failed empire.

All Empires fail. If you'd ever had one you'd know that.

>failed
>greatest empire of all time and will probably never be surpassed
really made me think

Hello my Anglo brothers, How are we going to stop our genocide by Mexicans and Muslims?

God damn Anglo, you beat me

>greatest empire of all time
We're talking about the British Empire, not the Roman Empire.

Umm sweetie

England was already in freefall.
You need to read about Churchill.
He forced Hitler into war and it still wasn't enough.

We can't because your country wants it to happen and your country still holds all the Aces and will for the foreseeable future.

Reporting in.

>by far the largest empire
>by far the largest amount of subjects
>by far the largest amount of wealth
>by far the largest army
>by far the most influential empire, even today

>europe vs the world
heh u fkn briTS

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these people have autism, dont bother m8

>largest

So? Quality over quantity, baby.

>most influential

It's past your bedtime.

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Not in the same league as Granville Thorndyke, but I love this man: youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc

arrogant English scum! defilers of Wales! you shall receive your reward in the fires of Hell!

Fucking Churchill.
>germanic blood-brothers tore each other apart
>so bolsheviks could conquer half of europe
>so jewish media and cultural marxism could dominate the western "democracies"

Sick.

britain literally spawned canada, australia, new zealand, the USA. if that isnt influential then youre a fucking retard

But everything that makes an empire great relies on the size of it, hence the term empire.

>It's past your bedtime

>led the industrial revolution
>led the colonial era
>created the US, the most influential country of the past 100 years
>English is the lingua franca and will most likely remain that way forever
but yeah romans gave us roads so they're the most influential :DDD

Show your true flag to the Queen, son.

Irish spy here checking in on yee lads.
Everything looks in order.
Carry on.

Based Englishman hahaha, this video never gets old

Nice little "book" on the subject if you lads are interested anyway.

Reminder that all Lowland Scots are of Anglo, Nordic and Brythonic descent, just like the English. The real Scots come from the Highlands.

>Englishmen only
>plus all these other people

the cuck stereotype really applies sometimes, huh

50/50 french Brit here

A+

>all Lowland Scots are of Anglo, Nordic and Brythonic descent

>I went to school in England

The post.

burn the English fields and raise the flag of Cornwall. The Cornwall empire will rise again

>The real Scots come from the Highlands.
that must be nice for the 17 people that live in the highlands

95% isn't even that white compared to other counties

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This. Scottish people are cringeworthy when they try to act like real Celts like the Irish or us Welsh.
So the several maps that show heavy Anglo and Nordic settlement of Scotland are lying. Plus, the Picts and Gaels only lived in the Highlands unlike the Brythonics that lived in the Lowlands.

>more influential than roman empire
>implying

The absolute fucking state of british mentality never fails to disappoint me baka

Beware the return of Longshanks.

youtube.com/watch?v=CyuC0Io2E2g

Anglo Burger reporting in

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ur mums gobbled my knob the other day

That fleet better not cost 36 billion

Hey, honour the Anglosphere, bud.

Wrong

well said friend

Ameriniggers fuck off, this is a Muslim thread.

spoilt my ballot with BUF lightning strikes. represent.

(I'm in a 75% Labour constituency)

>by far the most influential empire, even today
no that's the American empire

That mad is fucking retarded. It's literally using the modern English-Scottish border instead of Hadrian's wall or the Antonine Wall.

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

>Swedecucks

Ohohoh, I see where Australia gets the bants.

>Spawned USA
>By treating the colonists like shit

Hey cunts. I'm Scottish heritage, whale oil beef hooked.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Britcucks

i'm from pakistan, that counts as english nowadays, right?

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Like i used to say to the physical instructor at school 5 MILES ? thats not a run ts deportation

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>he says whilst speaking English

see impress me with your polack education

What a hero

Have the Irish done anything of importance, ever?
Really struggling to see how they are any sort of important part of the Anglosphere

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Virginia Company of London member reporting in. Sixteen generations and the Indians haven't killed us yet!

>mfw I actually live in Luton

feels

You poor cunt

fake and gay

The important thing is that they're there. Does anyone know ... Maine, for anything? The important thing is that it's a state.

Hard Brexit

Bilateral Trade Pact with USA

but but my mum says im pretty

Keep faith, brother.
our time will come.

I wish
I wish that I could wake up in a timeline where Roman Empire never fell apart

>latin language
>roman legions
>praying to mars
>no more christ cucks
>The Hebrew fears The Son of Mars
>More advanced technology
>killing celts as a sport
>glorious architecture
>once again, glorious latin language
>No islam

And mine the channel

Feel bad for you pal, flew into there when I was visiting my girlfriends mum and dad in Belfast. Christ it's awful, not a white face seen at all when I drove through the town.

They see us Anglo, they hatin'

Anglo are scum of the earth. ENJOY YOUR KARMA

Fuck off Ukie

BYEEEEEEEEEEE

Slavs aren't white. Ukrainians are slavs

overrun by sandniggers. Cor blimey!