Flesh eating bugs are taking over Australia beaches

Flesh eating bugs are taking over Australia beaches.

They create tiny pinholes around your fleshy parts and make you bleed profusely.

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The earth is countering the disease that is humans

Can't do it fast enough, fuck humanity

good

you emo fags

underrated, spooky as fuck

do they know what it is or is it some new species ?

>be australian
>bleed to death
Glad to be american where I'm just shot and it ends there

The proud abo man's beaches reject the greedy little white devil!

they're sea lice. these little cunts have been doing this forever. how the fuck this kid sat there and got that much damage done to his feet is the real question.

Literally everything in Aus kills people.

>Go to Australia
>Go swimming
>Get eaten by bacteria

DAY OF THE KANGAROO WHEN?

Sea lice. They're coming to shore en masse like never before because of Chinese overfishing. They are starving.

This, thank you.
Now please, no one bump such a shit thread any further.

Interesting, he must have severe foot odour for those sea fleas to attack him like that, they usually only eat dead meat or Americans.

*tips fedora*

end of times right fucking here SEPT 23 2017

Down to shit anglo genes and weak, thin skin IMO.

I'm 4th Gen Aussie and my skin is like fucking leather from the sun and whatnot.

stop spreading garbage you retarded fuck! these were small school of lobsters and there is a video of a guy going to that beach and getting some and then showing on camera how they attack a piece of meat! This moron stood in the water and felt them prick and bite on him yet he thought it was because he was standing in cold water is the reason why his feet hurt so much!

WW3 NOW! PLEASE! NOW! SO I CAN MURDER MORONS LIKE FAGGOT OP!

I for the life of me can't tell if that's a man or a woman.
What the fuck Australia?

he has nice feet

Man, dumb cunt.

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THAT STORY IS FULL OF SO MUCH BS

why not both.jpg

Sure coulda fuckin fooled me.
Cut your hair.

Maybe because your mother looks like a man/dog got you confused? fuckin bitch

He was stoned

ISIS/mossad please use these flesh eaters in one of your execution vids

I don't know how you do it Australia but your always in command of the bantz

he stood in the water without moving for like 30m

meanwhile, he got chomped on by a shitload of sandfleas. then, he decided to scratch his flea bites and made them bleed.

if you've ever gotten bitten by a fuckload of fleas before, this is what it's like except its sea fleas, which are worse than the average cat flea but can easily be deterred by not soaking your feet in australian waters for 30m like you are a fleshy teabag

straight out of a fucking horror film

Someone should remind this fag planet who has nukes.

>Glad to be american where I'm just shot and it ends there

not if we can get you to the hospital quick enough, goyim

why cant the UN just nuke that horrible island?

Men can have periods too

No. It's not. They say it's like them, but they suck blood like normal fleas, they don't eat flesh.
Oh. And last year someone made the flying bugs eat people too.
"Spook"-y?

White People in Micronesia. Makes perfect sense.

México in charge of deciding who gets nuked!

Wipe away the blood so we can actually see the damage.
I've knocked scabs off that nearly bled that bad, lol,

>slightly wounds a single human
Wow, what a good defense mechanism.

build a wall around mexico and then fill it with sand fleas. it'll take about two hours before the sand fleas kill themselves trying to jump out

this looks and dresses like a grandma

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They sure look like sand lice.

Please tell me this shit hasn't made its way to South Aus yet

Ever heard of tourism

Nature responding and fighting back Australian menace. Finally.

True that

do you wear thongs? post pics

It's a miracle called stigma.

DUDE SEALICE LMAO

When are we going to realise that Australia is not a place where people are meant to live and simply give up on that godforsaken place? Might rather colonise Antarctica.

>gooday

What the fuck is this shit

Fucken unaustralian

In rest of the world wars are fought against people, in Australia it is either a bird or another creature of the animal kingdom. Time to mortar the beaches.

the relative habitability goes something like Antarctica>Australia>Chicago

Was your mom part of the lost generation?
Grandparents maybe?
There has to be some abbo in you, considering you look extra subhuman.

Koalacaust soon

Try it cunts, if the wildlife can't kill us you lot sure can't

This has FAKE NEWS written all over it.

But I thought Austria was landlocked? Is this happening around lakes?

THIS IS CLICKBAIT TO DETRACT FROM GOOGLE THREADS. (((GOOGLE))) IS AWOKEN. WE HAVE CALLED THE JEW OUT BY NAME! ALL ANONS TO GOOGLE THREADS NOW!

>Going to the hospital because your legs are bleeding a bit
Just wash it out, glob on some bacitracin, wrap it in gauze and put your feet up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the microbial jew

Be quite you poof

The disease is niggers.

I don't think God intended humans to live on Australia.

Grant me repeating decimals and every puddle in Africa gets based flesh eating bugs

that's the jew that'll get ya

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I'm pretty sure something about this was written about in the Book of Revelation...

>chicago
>not chicongo

Man with low testosterone and high estrogen levels

Dude probably feels like shit constantly with fatigue, uncomfortableness, anxiety, depression and other fun things that coms with it

He looks pretty happy. You can't fake that sort of smile.

Nukes are a surface problem like a rash. The Earth will recover in 30 years after we wiped ourselves out maybe even sooner now that eco systems have made a work around due to the toxic waste spills.

LOST

That is one handsome lady.

We could dismantle it completely while building the dyson swarm.

That's rich coming from someone who lives in North Mexico.

Kay's Good Cooking?

fake sage bullshit. Tiny organisms that thinned the blood would cause tons of tiny streams and only after a ton of time. This is fake news to detract from google war. Fuck you, and I will never forg sage sage sage Peace be with you, though, faggot

>going to the beach to paddle with your feet
>not going to the beach to pick a fight with the incoming waves

This is natures way of telling him how much of soft cock he is

No you can't.

The answer is he drank too many Foster's

Good, fuck Australians and their nanny state

Fuck off, Agent Smith.

the aquatic life is the best here, it's a risk we must take

Edgy

that's just wrong, you don't have Peppermint Angelfish in your reefs.

COULDNT EVEN GET A REGULAR BEACH

To think, in 100 years, Dublin could be a radioactive bog covered in alder, rushes and gorse....


> gives me something to look forward to

Sea fleas my ass. Thing is that we have to wait for next attack, if same thing we got something new in waters.
Guy didn't felt anything telling me that those critters have some kind of numbing agent in their bite.
GMO ocean killer, all abo enablers have to stay indoors with their abo bulls.

U wot m8? ay throw some shrimp on da fuckin barbie ya cunt.

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That's what I thought. My grandfather was in a Jap POW camp, and those fuckers apparently lived in the walls and would come out at night.

He didn't really like Japs.

>be Australian
>even the beach tries to kill you
What else does nature have to do to tell you you're not welcome. Maybe it should have put up a sign saying FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Junji Ito was right.

Lovecraft was right.

The true happening is upon us, mates. Will you swim or will you sink?

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lol ha ha. How do you guys do it? Seriously i want to learn from a master what's your guys secret down there?

I know RIGHT IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR LIKE WTF!