Largest empire in history

>largest empire in history
>on winning side in WW1
>on winning side in WW2
>US elites mostly made up of people from your country or their descendants
>save on an island
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>now a non-white police state shithole

If karma would exist I'd say it's karma for constantly conspiring against the countries they're the closest related to like Germany and France but it doesn't, so how did Britain become so shit?

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>>largest empire in history
Mmmmm, I'm pretty sure Spain had more empire.

>>Now a non-white police state shithole
You have Churchill to thank, now apologize to this man for making things worse after his own folly:

youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs

And all previous Spanish colonies are complete shitholes, compared to the English colonies which are only mostly shit

>Germany unironically calling Bongland cucked
You've got JOKES, Hans.

Mate, Look at the anglosphere now. The same culture and common law that paved the way for the rest of the world. The English civilised most of this planet. Imagine if the shitty French were the only ones who colonised....

They got Jewed OP. But they're still your brothers and ours too. We're all in the same boat together but they happen to be in a worse place then we are right now. You're not far off Hans. And desu neither are we as far as rights go. But either we save all of us or we save none of us.

pic very related

But people know why Germany is this way. It's more interesting to talk about the reasons UK or Sweden changed so drastically.

Who needs their bag searched before entering the village market Hans?

>Rome
>Cause WW1 and blamed Germany
>Which caused WW2
>US made up of Europe as a whole, bit just England
>Now the shit hole it should've been from the start

>Ravaged the world for spices they don't use (besides the top chefs)
>Took over lands they had no real business stealing
>Introduced drugs and alcohol to otherwise peaceful people
>Killed/enslaved/raped anyone that didn't have white skin
>Created guns which serve no purpose other than killing, other tools were fantastic for hunting and had multiple uses

And finally
>No lips, hips, breast, age poorly, horrible teeth, physically weak

At least they made Radiohead.

At the height of their empires the Spanish and British held 13.5 and 35.5 million square kilometres of territory, respectively.

The second largest empire in history, in terms of land controlled, is the Mongol empire at 24 million square kilometres.

The reason you probably think the Spanish empire was larger is because there are many more Spanish countries today than there are English. The difference is that Paraguay and El Salvador are about the size of postage stamps whereas Canada and Australia are the second and sixth largest countries in the world.

You can understand the power and influence of the British empire by the simple fact that pretty much everyone speaks a little English. Look at all of the different flags you come across on Sup Forums -- all speak English.

Nobody in China speaks Spanish.

I Fking hate U.K, it's a lost Islamic police state that rather arrest critics of Jihadist and the government. Pathetic people and Island

Germany and Britain have the same problems right now for the same reasons: you have women as clergy in your church.

Don't worry Kraut. Arthur's coming for his encore tour.

>now a non-white police state shithole

You do realise that London is just a city in the UK, not the whole country, right?

breitbart.com/london/2016/08/25/record-27-5-per-cent-uk-births-foreign-born-women/
and that does not include women that have migrant background or foreign men and men of migrant background

Mate, the entire country outside the rural areas are rampant.

I'd disagree but then again I don't spent a lot of time in the south of England.

Dude try posting an "offensive" social media statement in the fucking cotswalds and see how quick two fat dyke policewomen show up at your house

>he thinks only London is a problem
England is cucked beyond belief. Scotland and Wales should get out while they still can...

>Dude try posting an "offensive" social media statement in the fucking cotswalds and see how quick two fat dyke policewomen show up at your house
Never?

>how did Britain become so shit?

The fucking irony of this coming from a Germ.

Congratulations, you finally got what you wanted on your third attempt, the complete and utter destruction of Europe.

South England (No London) should also secede and problem areas like Brighton need to be dealt with.

the muzzies will protest to remove the cross in that flag and change it to pic related

*on

Do you think your Sup Forums fantasies apply to real life?

Nope spanish was the first "big empire" and british tried to eclipse spaniards, but definetly if you count all african india australia and canada, its much bigger for sure

>uk
>white

top kek

Enjoy ur caliphate

t. 52%

Fucking beaner, Spain only has South America and the Philippines, we had half of Africa, North America, the Caribbean, Australasia, Hong Kong, Southern Asia and countless islands around the world

>t.100% arab shitskin

stay buttblasted mohammad

>on winning side of WW1
The wrong side won. Hindenburg and Ludendorff did nothing wrong

uk is 90% white british. meaning 9 out of every 10 people in the uk is white british

>that picture

ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/bulletins/babynamesenglandandwales/2015-08-17

while this is pretty fucking terrible you may notice there are no arab names in the girls list and yet mohammed is the most popular boys name, this is not infact because muslims do not have female children (as it has been hypothesised previously) but in fact that they name ALL of their male children some variant of the prophets name. mohammed, muhammed, mohammad, muhammad, mohamed, mohamad, muhamed, muhamad, mohams, mo, muhammat. since normal humans cant tell the difference between these we just consider them to all be the same, which of course being non-white sub-humanoids they are all the same.

So 1 name out of 20 in that list is foreign and that's only if you aggregate all the different spellings of that name whilst keeping different spellings of the other 19 names in that list separate as well as all the nick names. How exactly is that worse than being a minority in your own country?

that pic of yours is for UK nationals only

This is for everyone

Don't ruin the fantasy for our tabloid-loving American friend.

It's simple maths you cucks.They have more babies than you.In few decades they will be majority like germanistan

They don't though hence why all the other 19 names are English

>that pic of yours is for UK nationals only
No it is not. But that pic of yours not only considers Muhammad but all versions thereof. Also you realise that literally every sandnigger names their first son Muhammad? I wonder what US statistics would look like if every beaner named their first son José and every nigger named their's Tyrone.

Does this even matter?

They are mudslims no matter what they will name their kids and they are going to be majority

It's only a Islamic shithole because it joined the EU, thinking it was just an economic union until Germany demanded they take in thousands of refugees

Pretty much every single problem in Europe since the 1800s can be traced back to Germany, everything from tranny and gay rights acceptance, communism, love for Arabs, you name it. Even Hitler loved Arabs and I guarantee you if Nazis won we would still see shitload of shitskins in Europe because they also hate jews. Germany has always been Europe's virus.

We have less to worry about than the continentals since we're the only one's who've managed to leave the EU. We certainly have less to worry about than you I'm afraid.

They shan't be since paupers aren't allowed to get citizenship in the UK any more

What if what if... Turns out they don't and those filthy sand niggers you let into your country actually do. Alternative/Bastardization of Muhammad or not, its the same shit and it sure as fuck isn't Johnathon... Wake the fuck up

If we aggregated all the different spellings and nicknames of English names Muhammad wouldn't be there you cretin

>everything from tranny and gay rights acceptance
i'm pretty sure this came from the us, mate.

non-white immigration to Britain started in the late 1940s you dumb mestizo, nothing related to the EU

>aren't allowed to get citizenship in the UK

who the fuck cares about citizenship?

Mudslims bully you all the time now and they are minority and you doing shit.When they will be majority they will destroy your pathetic cucked ass

youtube.com/watch?v=ra45nX9JmW4

>who the fuck cares about citizenship?
Migrants do since they'll be kicked out after 5 years for being paupers

You don't get it,don't you?

The problem is not the rapefugees and immigrants.The problem is the non white uk people who already got the citizenship.They having more babies than you

They're not though that's your fantasy version of the situation you've acquired from other thick Americunts who don't know one thing about British domestic politics

>countries they're the closest related
I don't remember ever conspiring against Canada, Australia or New Zealand.
>Germany and France
Fuck off, continental cuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Hirschfeld

I didn't say nonwhite. I said Arab shitskins. Now go practice destroying Europe again for the, what is it, 4th? 5th time?

It's not karma. The three major european powers(england,france and germany) are constantly throughout time in a struggle(and therefor war) over becoming the ruling nation of europe.

FUCK off krautkike


Everyone in Europe hates you

>Rothschild controlled empire
>On wrong side both wars
>US elite almost all Zionist

You were on the losing side in 1939. Churchill, whom your cuck island keeps praising, has sold your empire and paved the way for the full third-worldization of your country.

Hitler offered you the deal of the century, your decided to die for the jews and democracy.

false, literally just google empires by land size

we outdid them significantly plus the territory we controlled is significantly more relevant than anything they did.

the UK is significantly more homogeneous than the US is, not to mention the fact that nonwhite population is clustered around cities. The US has the same problem but to a lesser degree, as rural areas of Texas etc are still prone to Mexican habitation.

"Asian".

You conquered the world, yet you can't differentiate curry-niggers, chinks, pakie-rapists or sandniggers.

Sad.

>curry nigger; 2.3%
>chink; 0.7%
>pakistani; 1.9%
>sandniggers (bar Pakistan) would probably classify as 'other asian';1.4%

Pakis and Arabs came under the same acts as the other non-whites, which again were not related to the EU. And Hirschfeld was a Jew.

you mean die for monarchy, right? ww1 was a significantly more important event in shaping world politics and it would've been much better if churchill, edward grey and a few other individuals like moltke were never born and we didn't engage the germans beyond the marne so they would've taken france and then just finished off russia

no need to get butthurt just because neetsoc is a literal meme ideology that will never be implemented in the rest of your life. it's impractical on a geopolitical landscape, particularly if everyone gangs up on you when you invade poland and kicks your ass

I don't even know what you mean. Britain entered the war and it was retarded. As stated Hitler, such a move would be lethal for the british empire, and it was.

Anyone with two cents of knowledge about the facts knows that it is the US who pushed Poland to adopt a hardline against Germany. England became the jews useful idiots in the conflict, thanks to Churchill.

What was and is impractical to this day is this liberal-democratic lunacy that is destroying the West in record time. As for the future, we'll see.

not particularly, the point was to draw a line in the sand - it would not have stopped at Danzig, it didn't stop in sudenten

munich conference would have been the time to take it differently, or back to ww1 as i noted previously - at this point the reason we lost the empire isn't due to WW2 as much as it's due to liberals causing an uproar when we considered military action against the independence movements in india

also i'm not against despising the US, much of history would be better if they and the UK didn't get involved in WW1

>winning side in WW2

What did the UK win?

Front row tickets to the cuck show?
Fuck this, Bolshevism really was the greatest threat and at the very least it should have been terminated utterly.

Nice 2001 census you fucking moron
2011 put us at 79% down from 87%.
Migrants have higher birthrates, meaning they are grow expodentially, whites are an aging population (large % old people dying off) and 2013 saw a record number of migrants to arrive in one year (thanks based conservatives).

Based on that where do you think we are now and where do you think we'll be by 2030?
Wake up. We're not fine and dandy. Doesn't matter which "white" country is more cucked.

Dont remind me Hans

they bent the knee to globalist bankers.

Karl Marx, Maxamillian Robespierre, Nietzsche and Voltaire are prime candidates for contemporary degeneracy.

Although you may classify yourself as a classical liberal of enlightenment values; your ideology helped pave the way for our current progressive systems.

Now you would be right in that they would rally against the ignorance of our current political systems, however their core tenants are historically intertwined with the radical left.

Going even further back, the similarities between Christianity and Socialism are one of close kin. Perhaps were it not for the Christening of the Roman Empire we may not be in this awful predicament.

Hitler proposed you to build a european empire, Britain ruling the seas while Germany would have been the continental hegemon. You prefered to behave as if you were fighting Napoleon. You ended up losing everything, Poland and half of Europe included.

It is not by accident that Churchill was the only man to be name honorary citizen of the United States : he was one of them. He sold out the whole empire, allowed the US to replace in every strategic colonies or so.

But yes, now Gdansk is polish.

>Tfw both King Arthur and Arthur Harris killed German scum

DO IT AGAIN KING ARTHUR!

But where did all that gold go?

>you preferred to behave as if you were fighting Napoleon
We were. Balance of power policy. Letting Germany invade most of Europe would give rise to a significant threat.

Heh, ignore the statistics which prove that the UK is more white than my shitty country. Instead, look at this statistic which implies my narrative.

Sargoy's right, you American 'right-wingers' are just like your enemy, the left.

Does it matter who's more white? Our country is filling up with foreigners and another country having more foreigners doesn't fix that. see

their colony is now an immigrant shitfest

Lets not forget the amazing British architecture

Great move, now you're too irrelevant to be threatened by anyone, pakies excepted.

I agree going to war in the first place was stupid. Also if France hadn't declared war too they wouldn't have been invaded. And they wouldn't be as big a problem.

are you insinuating that i think we are fine? if so, please point me to where i claimed this. furthermore, i don't live in any of the shithole cities in england; i live in comfy 96.02% white scotland.

The Grenfell Tower fire should be the wake up call . Nobody has a clue how many lived there, who subletted, or how many illegals there were. Many won't come forward for fear of deportation, and most residents believe 80 deaths (official figure) is nowhere near high enough. Now imagine this mess countrywide. Nobody has a clue how many illegals there are here, and no community of muslims will give up a fellow brother.

Your government put a huge pressure on France to go at war over Poland. French hesitated.

Remember the case wjere mudslime fucked raped amd came inside a girl and made her kebab which he sold to uk citizens and got 250000 pound reward ? Uk is incredibly cucked. Its atleast germany level possibly more cucked.

True, I'm just sick of these yanks being absolute cunts about all of this.

I'm glad you foreigners don't know the true purpose of the shard and Walkie Talkie.

I will remind you Britain owned literally 1/3 of the world at one point.

Spain at its height owned ~5 Million Miles of Land
Britain at its height owned ~14 Million Miles of Land

Sure it's not you country who accomplished something Europe was ruling the world while you were still negroids with spears and no construction.
You shouldn't even be allowed to talk. At best your ancestors are English criminals at worst you have negro blood

Non-white LOL are you fucking stupid, in the last national census it was 80% white across the entire country. In most rural areas around the country it's between 95 and 99% white the only reason the numbers are so skewed is because of several large urban areas like London and Birmingham which are disproportionally non-white compared to everywhere else.

Did they stop teaching math in Germany or something?