CHINESE-INDIAN WAR IMMINENT!!!

The happening to end all happenings.

nytimes.com/2017/08/04/world/asia/china-india-border-tensions.html
archive.is/NjO2y

foreignpolicy.com/2017/08/02/how-long-can-china-and-india-avoid-war-in-the-himalayas/
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cnn.com/2017/07/03/asia/bhutan-india-border-dispute/index.html
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yahoo.com/news/india-china-standstill-over-border-dispute-153101768.html
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ndtv.com/opinion/3-messages-from-china-in-provocation-of-india-1721214
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news.antiwar.com/2017/08/07/china-preparing-small-military-operation-to-expel-indian-troops/
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zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-07/china-threatens-small-scale-military-operation-remove-india-bhutan-border
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Quick rundown

Sign of the times... leading to a culmination
youtube.com/watch?v=Tqymo0sVUwE

Bumb motherfuckers Bump

how much longer do we have to wait

POO IN ROO

Please, happenings, do happen. I am so tired of waiting. Do it!

Nah nuffin is gonna happen cunts. Chinks only want money, a war will loose them money, they will back down and the poos will be victorious.

2 weeks tops according to the chinks.

The only roo is like is Jews mouth.

Please don't mention it again unless shots are fired. This is the pussiest area in the world and India are probably going to back down even though half the world would back them up. THATS HOW PUSSY THEY ARE.

>mfw the world is getting better day by day and some chinks and poos fuck it all over

Launch it, Shlomo.

GO PAJEET MY SON - BY OUR HAND WE SHALL WIPE OUT THE CHINKS LIKE WE WIPE OUR ARSE

youtube.com/watch?v=yTdrmvmeRKo

POOS won the war it's over. Chinamen confirmed manlet cucks

India, please kill China.

Thanks. t. Hong Kong

pajeet brothers, please warn our fellow east indians not to go out to take a poo for the next few weeks..

Paneer butter masala or mapo tofu...

I'm having a hard time deciding.

>When you realise theyre gonna start WW3 on Aug 21st

Some of the Poos actually look pretty tough there desu, maybe they will actually btfo the chinks.

The belly of the dragon begins to drip

>China
>War
Top fucking jej

They forgot to mention how USSR BTFO them a few times.

Is this porn for eugenicists?

We will liberate you soon.

they are not gonna fight
>it goes in all the fields

YES YES YES

india has a very strong army, they could easly repel an attack

Yeah, sure.

Imagine the fucking refugee flows to the west if they go to fucking war! There will be millions and millions of them trying to get here. It would be a disaster for us because our govs will jew out, if money is offered.

probs nuke each other out anyway

Get yourself down there and start streaming when it goes down.

I'm fine with yo poos becoming world superpower if you put China in their place. Good luck

they have a strong army, but china would defeat them. in the last Sino-Indian war china won

Poo filled trebuchets?

i do not care if they nuke india but damn i like curry

I hope America does not get involved, trump shouldn't be trying to world police anything. If something like china vs india happens this will be a big test for his supporters.

Guys, I swear, Chinese've never won a war! And surely not against India!

>they have a strong army, but china would defeat them. in the last Sino-Indian war china won

Things were quite different back then,India was a socialist hellhole and half of the country only knew how to save themselves from Airstrike,nowadays we can start a hashtag campaign if our leaders go cuck.

Look at the K/D ration of the battle.

They're going to beat you, but hopefully you can wipe out a few hundred million of them before you're completely glassed

India would be trashed by China.

This.

Lets usher in the century of the poo.

Is India like crapy version of 3rd reich that fights against commies?

Poo's are our allies here

>two of the most populated countries go to war
Tbh this would be good for the world

My heart would root for India, but my brain would bet on China

if you poos know how to make something it is money from scamming people, half of your population has iq equivalent to that of monkeys..
>inb4 'burgers cant do shit hahahahahahehehehe hxd'

And hong Kong like asian version of Baltics and tibet asian Finland?

If India cucks China I swear I will never make a poo joke again.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgochina

YES! WHO SKYKING COMFY HERE

YES

This war could kill more people than all world wars combined.

No way Murica would let it happen.
Feelsbad

What the fuck is this timeline even?

Well, if shit goes down then please India do whatever you can to win and if you can't then take as many of them out as you possibly can.

>china
>communist
Pick one.

Fuck off. They are both pussy af. They ain't doing shit.

Well they are still authoriterian and don't alow Hong kong democratic ellections.

Calm yo tits, not imminent

geopoliticalfutures.com/china-india-road-war/

Both are packed with estrogen so you're a faggot either way.

Who do we root for?

This would actually be a fun war to watch. I think I'd be rooting for the indians.

I thought Romulans were just a fictional race

If there are massive casualties on both sides then totally. India has a low aggregate IQ score and China is scum.

That being said I would still be rooting for India in this case. I would rather have more idiots than more scum in the world.

>17th century
>relevant

Indians aren't pussies, they're constantly shelling the Pakistani army's border positions. It will probably just develop
into that, if anything.

how is paneer butter masala packed with estrogen?

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very much the crappy

Vote feggits!!
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Yes, they have a far brighter future than the west right now. Hopefully we can get rid of our own democracies before it's too late.

This, if anything I see both sides trading artillery fire for a while before deescalating

China is going to fucking annihilate them in desu

POO vs KUNG POO!!

why not kung fu? Slaughtered it man...

>kill paki civilians
>get BTFO later
>get BTFO by militants all over their country
>not pussies

Keep in mind that most people here might be rooting for you guys in a large scale conflict, but the confidence in your ability to win such a conflict is very low.

That being said, please give them hell if shit goes down.

because of this

Don't underestimate the Chinese ability to kill huge numbers of people. The US has done OK - Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Only 120,000-220,000 killed between them. Operation Meetinghouse (Tokyo bombings) 100,000 in a night.
But the Chinese blew that away when they broke down some dikes to stop the Japanese advance in 1938. 500,000 to 900,000 killed and 3-10 million displaced. Sure that was entirely Chinese casualties, but still big numbers.

g-guys?

and this

>t. Pakistani

What a simplistic view

I voted for you but I reckon you'll chicken out and let them win by the art of fighting without fighting.

and many more examples

Vote Pajeet!
DESTROY THE COMMUNIST CHINESE
BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Unless India leaves, it's gonna be a repetition of the war of 1962. My bet is on China.

>pajeets 10 votes
>chinks 2 votes
why do people really want this creepy dictator to win over this cool guy that gives us cheap iPhones?

My money on soulless dog eaters but will cheer for poos

Not a good idea afterall they aren't even in their country they are just helping with Bhutanese borders.
I dont know who would I root for in such war,i don't dislike either of them,I like chinese culture (taiwan) and i like pajeet to a certain degree

>citing the nukes for kill counts
They used nukes to midigate losses.
They lost / killed more people in the campaigns to take the first island and decided to nuke them to save lives.

> that nearly imperceptible smile

Maybe you're wrong.

If a real war broke out, it would put tremendous pressure on the Chinese and indian economies, which could prove beneficial for America economically, and for Trump politically.

Plus if he wanted to take military action against the DPRK, the best opportunity would be when China is distracted by a war of it's own.

Win-win for Trump to let it happen, the way I see it

>videos of people shitting

Stop being 12.

They can't lose here, because if they do, they will lose access to 7 of their states. That's why it will likely become an all out war.

>(((paneer)))

no u

Figured a stormfag would like the Indians more, given their high castes are basically Aryan and all.

Nothing will come of this though.

Which is milk.

>Dog eaters vs street shitters
>happening

What is this world coming to?

>poo dreams of beating the chinks
Honestly, it won't happen but a paki can dream.

My whole thing with public shitting is they never wipe themselves, do they just throw out those undies and pants when they get home? Wouldn't it be better to just fucking find s toilet

>that last look on his poo before they were separated forever

very romantic

Which comes from cows, which are injected with xenoestrogens in developed countries and is inherently Jewish as its vegetarian