Stop masturbating user

Stop masturbating user.

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no

No

then help a nigga out christchan and come suck this big ol gorilla dick

Stop worshipping Joseph's wife's son.

but i just started, give me more time to finish

okay

I don't feel like pulling something from my badgadsden folder this time, someone else do it

Fuck of Christchan.
I don't need your stinking God to stop masturbating.

k for now

Okay.

No REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i just started because of that pic

Where in the Bible does it say to not masturbate?

gimme some ass or puss or something.
GIMME A HOLE TO FUCK

i fucking can't man
getting jacked made my libido skyrocket

Accept Jesus into your heart user.

No.

>jesus will make my fucktones of testosterone not affect my dick

There is, literally nothing wrong with masturbation.

I love Jesus and God but still i need the relief they cant give me.

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Good channels, hopefully they help people.

youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s

A true Gospel presentation. Hopefully those who haven't heard watch, and those who have can share this.

At least post something that looks good, jesus christ

No

Accept this gorilla dick in your mouth christchan

>Hating Jabami
No

Pope John Paul said it was ok
>best pope

Maybe if I had Christ-chan to sit on my dick every time I got horny.

user sex is for married couples.

What does Jesus think about masturbating at a sperm bank for procreation?

Fine. Today was the last day...

Salvation does NOT lie in the flesh

This annoys me on so many levels

like this, user?

I'm only doing it once a week now; and I'm feeling much better.

Ok

Then lets get married so I can use my sexuality as God intended.

Daily reminder that there is no evidence that you can give from the bible that says that masturbating is wrong. The sin of onan was not spilling his seed on the ground, his sin was disobeying God and being selfish in refusing to raise a child for his dead brother. He was having sex not masturbating.

Salvation is through god and his son.
I'm looking for relief through flesh, no man can give salvation.

Why is she so sleepy, Sup Forums?

Has one of the pol artists every drawn some sweet "Christchan with Husband" pictures?

They could be doing wholesome things like baptizing new believers, handing out food to the poor, teaching the Gospel.

Or

They could be bordering on erotic. Christchan and her husband are sitting on rocks at the edge of a creek/river. She has her shoes off and her bare feet are in the water, she is leaning on her husband, happy and they are talking about what names they might give their future children.

Stuff like that.

keep mastrubating, user

Already stopped

Christchan is not for lewds. Delete this

No.

Delete this

No

Good thing I just found my self a great Christian bride.

Guess I'm just gonna have to keep masturbating then.

MAORRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Repent user

Why are jewish pedophiles pushing so hard to remove bush?

Masturbating can't be that bad right? I find it somewhat hard to sleep if I don't rub one out. Laying off porn does feel good though.

Neuroscientist user who did ama earlier said best way to stop is to decondition by imposing rules like not masturbating in front of the computer or sitting down and only do so standing up.

I tried, Christ-chan. I really tried.

I which I could. Tell me how?

that trillby says otherwise

Sorry I can't

fpbp

Can't answer that question with any proof, but who wants to go eat and end up flossing?

I did, a while ago. I replaced it with a wife who together we get up to more degenerate shit than we could separate.

A vagina is made for a dick, not your mouth.

no shit. But the jew don't care. They're so sexual fucked, they're the origin of all sexual depravity.

amen

Late-night bible study

wy

Delete this swede

moe

someday...

on day 8

day 3

Is it wrong that the sleepy eyes makes me want to marry her? Like, I see her like that and I just want to take her in and let her rest.

forgot pic

she is weary from righteous work. it is a mark of diligence. marriage material

>stop masturbating
>test level drops
Yeah, nice try

Death to bio2D

Also ovulation I've heard. Why lipstick and eye shadow and shit is a thing, supposed to signal that's she's good for impregnation.

Let's imagine there's a dark power ruling the earth, a malevolent deity, let's call him Yahweh, he woudl have his very own people dedicated to evil, let's call them jews, to whom he would give power and riches so they can rule the Earth.
This malevolent creature would fool people into worshipping him by masquerading behind a religion of light and behind an alleged great prophet, let's call him Jesus.

How in the world am I even supposed to get a gf?
I thought this sort of thing was supposed to happen naturally but now I'm 24 and never even held hands with a girl.

49th day of semen retention here. Also lifting for the race war. Wake up, white man.

Try Church, user. I've heard if you're not complete shit and don't have a ring on your finger you're a hot commodity. Just do the work and find a based one.

And remember user, any sex before marriage is degenerate and any female that things otherwise isn't worth your time.

Achtung Juden

And I'd suggest listening to the Fatherland podcast, it's nice and /comfy/ and it's just good for young males to be listening to.

im in the same ship with you
i will be 26 next year and i can count the amount of times i've hugged a girl on one hand (not counting mommy)

K. Tell dad I'm sorry.

Oh, and get some sleep, Christ-chan. You look exhausted.

Yes user, those that explain the cons of the jews are jews because kike on a stick.

>posting a pic of this semen demon is supposed to make me stop fapping
>it actually makes me go faster

GET IT

>mfw several girls confessed to me
>mfw several girls flirted with me
>mfw I'm always to autistic to make something out of it

see you sound awfully lonely for someone posting from a country where rape is the cultural norm

...

I have been with my high school sweetheart for so long that I don't even remember how I managed to get a girlfriend. I don't think I could pull it off now.

M U H

But Christ-Chan is too lewd for me to stop
What do?

I've never been to church, I have no idea how to get involved at all, it doesn't seem right to go with the purpose of finding a wife either, I mean, I don't want to be there if I don't feel like I should be there.
But thanks for the tip, at least I'll check out the podcast.

Shit sucks, the worst thing is how sexual liberation is paraded as a good thing yet I have not had any benefit from it except being confronted every single day with things I don't have but my inner man deeply desires, I feel like pic related.

Friends user, get some friends. Join a church that isnt a graveyard of old people, befriend an older lady, they love playing match maker.
>dating a girl who doesnt live with her father still
Chaperoned dates are best dates. There is no valid reason forto a girl/woman to live away from her father/husband. The stay at home daughter movement is gaining popularity
youtu.be/ET2YcRdnZIo

Start reading her comics

You deny Christ, ipso facto you are a jew.

>cultural norm
not my culture, im a green-eyed blonde whitey

yeah i know it, i dont even talk to my grandma anymore because she always asks me "do you have a qtgf yet user" "when are you getting married user" and shit
i just dont get it honestly, im neither fat nor short (74kg 181cm), probably just ugly af then or autistic or some shit

Also says that lusting after a woman in your heart is adultery/fornication, depending on her marital status (and yours).