I just got my DNA results back. Thoughts?

I just got my DNA results back. Thoughts?

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>3% Middle East
Well salam

>Asia 8%
An hero pls

>Iberian peninsula 3

U jewish

Nani?

Allahu Akbar, Mohammad.

You're on the watchlist.

That's probably from my Italy/Greece part.

Your country is 3% Ashkenazi, and so are you.

Acceptable. Don't get down on yourself. Even if it was 100% European, people would nitpick the regions. Sup Forums doesn't think anyone is white.

That's not how percentages work, I though you guys were supposed to be good at math.

It tests for Ashkenazi though. I didn't get any.
Thanks, bro. Yours are pretty cool too. I was honestly surprised I wasn't German.

Fucking terrorist

tfw jewish ;_____;

>Thieving kike steals yet again

At least you're 100% European

1% is meaningless for a test like this, could just be a statistical error

give those quints back ya kike

Fucking checked

Also anything below 5% on those tests take with a grain of salt. I know for a fact that my dad has a Native American ancestor. We have the paperwork proving it, and so does the Choctaw Nation, yet the test said 0% native. They're just guessing

sickening get

I know that feel. Came back with >.1% Jew. Not one drop.

>the feel when you are only 99.9% British

Bullshit, really? Damn, I thought I was pure.

You can hold yourself to whatever standard you want. All I know is that one drop ruined thousands of years of pure beady eye Anglo and Scotch bloodlines.

How much did you pay the kikes to tell you that you weren't white?

Also, 3% middle eastern? As far as I'm concerned you're slightly elevated above those sand nigger animals, you won't hang, but you'll be sterilized.

not bad desu

What's the costs for a dna test?

I didn't pay anything. It was a birthday present.

For Ancestry DNA, it's like 80 U.S dollars. I didn't want to give my genetic info to (((them))) so I just had my dad do it since he is former military and the government already has his DNA on file.

Italy/Greece are the cradles of Christianity, Tyrone.

You're probably more middle eastern than me.

3-8% middle eastern and the rest pure white is a good mix. far from tyrone. better than being 3-8% black, ameri-indian, chink, poo etc

Most of them were probably indentured slaves anyways. lolololololol

are burger really this insecure about their witheness that they have to get tested by dr goldstein to prove they're white? fucking larping niggers

Lel this

No, I just think it's interesting.

Kill yourself. You are NOT european.

But in this case what if your momi is mixed? Wouldn't you be too now? It's like you have 50% of the whole test

Daily reminder middle-east was bleached by south europeans

No, she's a native German and she has family marriage and birth documents going back hundreds of years. It would be a waste of money to test her.

Thanks for proving my point

MAAAAH
SKIIIIIIIIN

But he said otherwise

He just proved my point that Sup Forums doesn't think anyone is white.

Sad

Fucking arab.

you gave them your DNA

now it's in the central computer

THE BELLY OF THE BEAST!

>tfw American as fuck

Checked

Also
>Jew id
Wtf kek

They're going to use your dna to make ancestor simulations, which mean you could already be in one.

>Genetic structural differences only ever effect skin color
Double digit Moran detected

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where the fuck can I take this test? how much does it cost?

ancestry.com/
It might be more expensive for you because you don't live in America

Am i white ?!

lol €99, fuck that, pretty sure im full russian anyway

>Senegal

Why would you willingly give out your dna so people can (((analyze))) it. You are giving out precious info so they can keep track of you. Also they can also say you are part .000007 nigger and jew for the fuck of it. You have no way of knowing if they did not tamper with the results or not or simply put in other shit.

Pretty damn good.

I'm almost the same except family is Swedish.

what's wrong white boy ?

You're dumb

R8

.7% nigger

What do you mean? Replace the British with Swedish?

1 drop rule, you are nigger. How feel user?

KEKED

I used LivingDNA, you get your mother and father line immigration map too.

Race is more than skin

You are a lot of different things. Do you consider yourself Albanian or what?

>tfw pure white in the past 10 generations

Oh, I see. That's the path they took.

I don't know, what would you consider me? I only got these results the other day.

Yeah well Western European is what it said for mine but my family are Sjowall's from Sweden and some from Denmark.

Interesting to give your personal data to a fucking corporation so rotchilds can find a good option for their new livers.

>considering you are not a shill, hired to promote these globalist services.

hello my mixed race friend! you're welcome here because Sup Forums is a board of peace

You're almost the entire continent of Europe.

>its another "skin tone" makes you white episode
Why are coloreds so fucking retarded?

Thoughts?

here's mine

Wouldn't this test be illegal in France?

Mulatto/10
Truly an American. So progressive.

...

Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Skin doesn't matter.
Race does.

We're probably related, that's pretty close to what my dad's looks like

Cesspool DNA

donate sperm,
make women pregnant

Hello Kinsmen

80% British is pretty damn pure. Too bad about that West Asian part.

>Using Ancestry to find how white you are
>Letting the Jews take your DNA
>Letting them throw whatever they want in there

How cucked do you need to be to get a DNA test? It's a waste of money, if you look white you are white.

There's a nigger in the woodpile...

(My based grandpa used to always say that, wtf does it mean?)

>Letting them throw whatever they want in there
But everything adds up based on my family.
>Letting the Jews take your DNA
It's not run by Jews

A bit more euro than typical for a black american, but not extraordinary.

>Thoughts?

You are a fucking idiot to willingly add yourself to a DNA database. Don't cross the government now, son, they can put your DNA evidence on anything they want to now.

>Implying I'm a lawbreaking nigger

Niggers would steal watermelons and go behind the woodpile to eat them..... hoping for out of sight out of mind

If you're lucky they won't throw whatever they like in there. It's all ran by Jews, the Jews are going to sell your DNA to insurance companies and regulate what they want to give you.

Ya'll are fucking mutts

OK, anime posting kraut dick sucker

>Tfw 8% more British than you
>Tfw 8% more sandnigger than you

The truth hurts faggot

What the fuck is this!?!??! Am I a fucking abo!? This is bullshit!

That is very strange. It's probably a mistake.