>Claim to be an intellectual community
>Can't understand a simple comic made for children
Claim to be an intellectual community
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You have to give up something you love and maybe, just maybe, something bigger and not objectively better will materialize, yet you will never have the same connection to the original something that you loved again.
It's filled with skin worshipping retards, what are you expecting from stormfags. You can clobber those idiots over their heads with wisdom but they never learn.
>God
Okay first of all Jesus isn't God, this blasphemous doctrine was invented by the Roman Emperor Constantine in the 4th century AD at the council nicea
Secondly if this is God this is a graven image
>Be jewish
>Can't understand that if you love something, a bigger thing you get to replace it doesn't actually replace it
Nujews confirmed for assburgers.
What actually happens is that he takes the little bear and shows her the big teddy bear and tells her that if she's good for the rest of her life she might get it after she dies
>Denying the Trinity
This was something that many murderous and heretical Christian cults had in common
It's a reference to when God told Abraham to kill his son and then gave him a bigger son.
I understand it, I just don't believe that it's true.
The trinity literally did not exist until 300 years after Jesus' death this is just a historical fact
Unsatisfied with stealing her biggest teddy bear Jesus forces little Suzy to give up the last and smallest bear in her collection, then demands to be thanked for putting her on Earth to take everything from her.
Christianity is Greed for the mentally incapable
Right Wing politics are concerned with the long-term survival of Civilization (the small, real teddy, the here-and-now)
Christianity is only concerned with personal salvation to become part of a nebulous afterlife for which no evidence exists (the big hidden teedy), and for which this world needs to be sacrificed, which is best expressed in the way early christians like Martin of Tours refused to fight enemies of their nations, insofar killing in this world could cost them heaven
When Jesus says "if they take your coat, let them have your shirt as well", "do not resist evil", "I have come to turn a man against his own household", "if you don't hate your self and your own family you can't follow me", "love your enemies, pray for your persecutors", "the meek will inherit the Earth", "those that wanna die will live", "blessed are those the persecuted, for they will be my Kingdom", "do not save treasures for tomorrow", "carry your cross so that you can receive eternal reward", "Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you'll have treasure in heaven", "it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye than for the rich to enter Heaven", "Woe to you who are well fed, Woe to you who laugh, for you will mourn and weep"...
... he is not kidding, or meaning the opposite, but actually setting down a morality where the world is a lie and only the afterlife is the real deal, so destroying your life in this world, "carrying your cross" as he says, is completely logical
Sup Forums "christians" seem to believe Jesus actually meant the OPPOSITE of all that, that he wants you to have BOTH teddies, that Jesus wants you to defend your family, that Jesus wants you to kill your enemies, to become prosperous, well-fed and rich in this world, and to avoid persecution and death!
>hurr durr if I say "you can't DISPROVE god" then i ein, checkmate athiests
If you believe in a single religion, you are an atheists to all other religions. By that token you have to disprove every single other religious claim of God's and goddesses, miracles etc. just to validate that stupid argument in the first place
>you can't disprove god therefore hes real
Sure. That will be proven when every other religion is proven wrong. Got your work cut out for you, ignorant abrahamic cucks
But she loves the bear she has. Just because there's a bigger one doesn't mean it's not a loss. Trusting that faggot will mean losing her sentimental childhood toy and getting some consolation bear.
>Templarp
You worship skin, but only shitskin you cuck
Only a person that does not actually believe in the Heaven for the persecuted, the meek, and the martyred would actually re-interpret Christianity as a cult of earthly power which declares "the strong shall inherit the Earth", "my kingdom is of this world" and "you must destroy the enemies of your nation"
Only some one that just wanna use Christianity as an empty shell devoid of any true religious promises would claim that Paul and Peter misinterpreted Jesus when they submitted to their enemies and died to them while praying for them, instead of fighting the romans back and establishing a crusader kingdom, thing that one would expect them to do if Jesus meant "be a fighter and impose your will on your enemies" when he said "love your enemies and lend all they need to them without expecting anything in return"
But using Christianity as a shell devoid of any religious promises simply allows its poisonous morality to survive into the next generation.
You can tell your children that Jesus wanted them to be earthly warriors because "I didn't come to bring peace", but you can't stop them from reading the rest of the paragraph and realizing what Jesus wanted is for them to put christian morality above the good-being of their own families.
Why can't she have both bears?
So Jesus is grooming that kid with more and more presents but she still won't give up her virginity? Good on her, I say. Shame she's like 1 in 20 of modern women, down from 6 in 10 not fifty years ago.
You can tell your children that Jesus wanted them to be earthly warriors because "Buy a sword", but you can't stop them from reading the next chapter and realizing that Jesus stopped Peter from using the sword to fight and defeat the romans, and reprimanded him for misunderstanding, all while asking him to carry his own cross (Peter, fully realizing that Jesus meant all the stuff about embracing death and his kingdom was not of this world, that angelic chariots were not going to slay his enemies and bring him victory, realized he was doomed, and would then deny Jesus 3 times)
You can tell your children that Jesus wanted them to be earthly warriors because ""Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces", but you can't stop them from reading the rest of the paragraph and realizing that Jesus was asking them, not to destroy their enemies, but to not put in risk their own moral position by criticizing others. You may want them to believe that Jesus, in the middle of a speech about not judging other people and sharing, suddenly decided that speak against the muslims that didn't even exist back then!
That is not going to fly.
Sooner or later, your "strict catholic crusader" state will be reformed into liberalism, because the Gospel will still exist, because your children, like Peter, will realize that Jesus meant it when he said "you are to be persecuted and martyred for me", that Jesus didn't say "you will live in a stable and powerful civilization, free of oppresion and death, thanks to me".
MAH SKIN
Christians were never supposed to get power. The religion never worked like that. His kingdom is NOT of this world. That is why Paul didn't try to create a crusader state. Because the only stable, non self-contradicting position christianity can take is the one of a pacifist minority that is protected by the arms of someone with will to power.
"The meek will inherit the Earth" becomes a declaration of suicide when adopted by the strong
Got this for my gf and she loves it. Does this count?
ARYAN BLOOD
SHITSKINS BTFO!
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Nice somebody posted my OC
Oh, I've got the Manga bible, it's awesome. Satan looks really cool in the temptation scene.
Nigger detected
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Yesssss this was always one of my favorite threads. So glad you're bringing it back OP
can christfags answer me a couple of questions?
I am under the impression that Christianity says that the ignorant about God will be saved.
If not, can you answer what happens to those who mankind and God have failed to bring the gospel to?
Under the assumption that the ignorant are saved, wouldn't it be a good idea for all living generations to turn silent about God to save ALL future generations?
Sure, the living generations would damn their souls, but their sacrifice would literally save everyone else for the rest of the existance of mankind.
If you cut out all the genealogies and the repetition, the bible would be a much more readable book, but also much shorter.
He takes the bear. Unfortunately, the girl once had impure thoughts about Justin Bieber- so instead of the big bear, Jesus sends her to burn in hell for eternity...
I lost a lot of small bears and never got a big one.
You wont fool me again.
Why doesn't he just fucking explain it to her? Why doesn't he just tell her that if she gives up her little teddy bear, she will get a big teddy bear in return? And why would god even bother approaching her in this way in the first place? If he made her, and knows everything, then surely he knows that she won't be convinced without some kind of evidence? If he really wanted her to find salvation, maybe he could present the case in a manner she would understand and resonate with?
I swear, the moment you apply a fragment of critical thinking to this shit it all falls to pieces.
Is it the Siku one? I thought about getting it.
Wait, is jesus a paedo?
>But I like civilization, human achievement, free will, race, and natural truth
>Just trust me goy
Jesus wants to destroy our attachments to give us material wealth? Guess he really is a jew.
This!
Look he already stole some other poor child's toy, she shouldn't give him hers.
>to give us material wealth
material wealth in an alternative, inexistent, jewish dimension
Christianity truly is "Greed for Morons"
To be fair the Catholic church was far more murderous than most heretical cults.
Yes. I've only got the NT one. It's actually surprisingly good and not as tacky as you might expect. It's got a very "this is writen for Japanese people to explain what the Hell is going on with Christianity " vibe to it.
That's the point, Leaf. Some things can't be explained by critical thought. You fucking idiot.
They get put in limbo on the very outskirts of hell, where they sit in peace with poets and Saladin :^)
> I believe in things that can't be explained by critical thought
> You are the one that is a fucking idiot.
???
>decide to not be as wasteful and to stick with a more modest teddy bear that you love and enjoy, hoping that Jesus will understand
>burn in hell because of it
>race is just skin colour
Back to R*ddit you go.
>you should give up all attachments for rewards that aren't actually real
Wow, how deep.
>skin worshipping
Yes, that's right goy, loving your people is bad, these shitskins are as important as them.
this guy
And that's my point, you retard. God ought to know that what he's doing will not convince her, seeing as he is omniscient and all. If he made us with the ability to understand and demand logic and evidence, he can't possibly then expect us to just throw that out the window in his one specific case. All it would take is a little bit of evidence, and this evidence is apparently withheld from us deliberately all to test our ability to not use the brain he apparently gave us.
What the fuck kind of bullshit is this?
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I love this pasta, its so well written and the christcucks never gave ant reply to it.
The law is in the hearts of everyone that's what it says in the bible, that's why no matter where you go generally speaking every culture and society has similar laws.
Spotted the mormon.
>I am under the impression that Christianity says that the ignorant about God will be saved.
That's heresy. Have you not heard "I am the Way, the Truth and the Life; none will come to the Father except through me"?
Can you answer what happens to those who mankind and God have failed to bring the gospel to?
We don't have Mormons in Canada
It is said Jesus talked to the souls chained in darkness after he was crucified. If you never heard of Jesus and his teachings you are given one more chance in the after life to accept them
Damnation. That's why spreading the gospel is important.
>where the world is a lie and only the afterlife is the real deal
Everyone dies, This world is a testing ground.
>its so well written and the christcucks never gave ant reply to it.
I only believe in Christianity because it only is an extension of historical evidence of Sumerian truths that lent their way into Judaism.
Ex: NASA Lies, the World is Flat with 4 Corners and there was a Deluge.
Additionally, Christian prophecy is getting fulfilled in our lifetimes.
Revelation 13:16 is true the mark of the beast is coming so no one can buy or sell . This corresponds with the globalist's agenda.
Also since the Illuminati are satanists, luciferians, and moloch worshippers, this confirms Christianity to be true.
good pasta desu
>Chinks
>Christian
Harrowing of hell if they were virtuous.
Otherwise, eternal suffering.
> the World is Flat with 4 Corners
wait wat
Look at some stayistics, nigger
Jesus is dumb enough to think a kid would accept an exchange of a loved toy just because the new one is bigger.
Jesus: the materialist.
How about all the people who died thousands of years beforehand? We're they all just suffering torment and damnation for all that time just because God hadn't got around to nailing himself to a tree yet? How is that fair or just? It's utterly vile on the face of it, pointing to a lazy, uncaring deity who happily throws his creations into a pit of eternal suffering.
There was no hell before. It was just quietness. Before Jesus, only people who were really just like Elijah could get in to heaven.
>jew has a big bear but wants your small bear as well
Not hard to understand at all.
The Harrowing of Hell tells a different story. Please understand your own theology before arguing it.
>thinks race is only skin deep
Did you fail science class?
Also And to answer your question those were the souls in darkness. All of the people before that didn't see Jesus. Also children and people who are mentally retarded get automatic admission into heaven. Don't know what other Christian's think but I know this is what the Orthodox Church teaches
You're looking at it superficially and not understanding the metaphor.
The small bear represents worldly attachments; your friends, family, property, etc. The large bear is the promise of eternity.
The metaphor is still stupid because the promised reward isn't real.
And what is 2% of 1.3 billion?
1/50th.
There is a difference between the hell of the damned and the hell of Sheol. Sheol was just a place where souls slept after death before the descendent of arrival of Jesus.
He went to theology instead.
Christian theology is vague and contradictory when talking about hell.
At the time the concept of the harrowing of hell was developed, hell was still more a boring dreary place (Hades, Sheol) instead of the fire and brimstone.
then wouldn't it be better to keep all future generations in the dark when it comes to God?
what better way to convince people of God than God himself?
This "second chance" seems just that. A better, faster, painless way of spreading the gospel.
God damns people whose only fault is that others failed them?
What is being virtous if you do not know of God's virtue?
One's own cultural/individual idea of virtue?
We are all tainted with original sin and deserve to suffer. Human nature is fundamentally wicked. No punishment is unfair
It's pussies failing to preach this correctly which is where the whole gay fairness expectation comes in (life isn't fair you dumb lead), which people then try and use against religion
MEME
No they go limbo if they are unbaptised in Catholicism
>intellectualism is good
its about spreading the opportunity for others to live a spiritual life and spread the message of peace. There are more things to do than worrying about what race you are.
> spread the message of peace
literally what
Jesus said shit about "peace"
he said QUITE explicitly, that his path was a path of death: husband against wife, mother against son and daughter against father, and that is exactly how christianity have behaved historically
He didn't mean be a violent douche. He meant just do the right thing and often times that puts you in conflict with other people
It's nihilistic philosophy. Life is suffering, only in death is there peace.
Obviously you never went to alberta.
Also take the dixie flag off you fucking leaf.
It's just an Ethos argument, nothing special.
I don't get your point.
Obviously Jesus hates children, which is why he steals their toys.
Just give her both you omnipotent faggot
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Why doesn't Jesus just give her both?
There's more to christianity than just worrying about if you are going to heaven or not. It's not even guaranteed among christians. We still have to live a healthy spiritual life style and not be jerks
I always thought this. If the natives will go to heaven without knowing about God then why the fuck are you telling them?!!
what if she doesn't want a big stupid bear you stupid jewgod? don't you think that'd be awkward for her to carry around you fucking? why even take the old one anyway? god is such a cunt
What does there being more to it matter in regards to what I'm questioning?
I am explaining why it's worth spreading