>open window
>see Anglo-Norwegian-American navy approaching
wat do?
>open window
>see Anglo-Norwegian-American navy approaching
wat do?
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clean the windows, because they must be fucking dirty if you can't see the fleet when they're closed
Sink it with my dick
Tell them that they're racist.
Get comfy.
Deploy the Stonefish
Austria, we long time no sea! How can this happen?!
Bretty easy desu
Just need to tell the croats to drop the nationalism meme
If NK, piss & shit myself.
let Israel take care of them
Send in Nappa.
Marvel at their threads because i live in the fucking mountains and is a bitch to get here.
Why does the UK have the most aesthetic ship names?
1982 all over again :(
H-have we started the fire?
Nice. The HMS Iron Duke was in Helsinki last Spring.
I went aboard, took a tour.
Would say hello again.
>pan-Germanic Viking raid ready to demolish the world
Wonder how I got to the sea.
Nothin' personnel
Wonder how the fuck they made it to my side of the mountains... I mean
The closest ocean is about 100 miles away
wtf
Tell them to go somewhere else.
I'd make that gesture kids do when they pass a trucker on the road, see if one of them will blow their horn.
We know how to name a motherfuckin boat!
>Arm the Exocet
>Get in the Etendard
Here comes the caranchos, boludo!
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>posting facts
>butthurt
You guys are getting worse at banter.
We call our ship KNM btw, not MNOWS.
ok bye, i'll see myself out now.
They don't?
>mfw your jets lost in a dogfight against our shitty ones
lolololololololololol
Literally all US ship names are named after people or places.
UK has some of those, but also alot of good original names.
Yeah, nah.
We do, our ship names are pretty fucking sexy.
en.wikipedia.org
You tell me these aren't sexy names, you tell me right now that they aren't.
Oh wait, you can't. How can the world even compete with our naming system? U mad world? Yeah I think you are.
>a fucking ramp
They're not.
>USS DONALD KEK
You actually going to put forward your fucking point or just naysay like a cunt?
You just got TRICKED!
Probably the latter
>open window
>see a ship on water.
It's over, the apocalypse has arrived.
Yanks have the most abhorrent way of naming things. Have you heard how they call they their sports teams?
Ite
What are you babbling about
>summons Poseidon Cow
Tell them to get there toy boats outta my bathtub!
>sends the senator
>our shitty ones
Since when a badly maintained Mirage III and Daggers is better than a Harrier?
And most of our Fighters didn't even had enough fuel to get in a dogfight nor enough radar presence. We were fucked for not having any navy there.
Most of the air combats were between hig tech Sea Harriers and old A-4 Skyhawks
Point them towards Russia.
>implying that you would have won if you had a navy at the falklands
Hes crying about the redskins being racist
Laugh
>shitty canoe throws rock at britbong ship
>real britbong navy shows up and makes argentina white [spoiler]ash[/spoiler]
Nigger I WISH I could see the ocean from my window
>A fucking Learjet
Top kek
Make a bet with them. If they find our submarines they win
wonder how can they move on land
then close windows and go shitpost
top kek
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What does the Norwegian acronym stand for?
Laugh as trannies and niggers fight each other for every piece of floating cardboard left of their gender neutral bathrooms
>Argentina had shitty old palnes
>Had them in horrible conditions
>No radar capable of support
>No rescue helicopters
>No rescue ships
>Had to fly a couple of meter from sea level to avoid getting BTFO by missiles
Should I feel ashamed? is that what you're saying user?
Our pilots knew they had no other option ut to fight or being killed byt the Junta or the Royal Navy. And they did pretty well.
Um no sweetie x
We melt you with laser weapons okay? x
Worry that most of Oslo must be under water if I could see the navy from my window.
Deploy of one these to take them all on
>Argentina had shitty old palnes
You were given Mirage jets from the French and shiny new Exocet missiles and you try to play the poor little victim?
Shut the hell up, you got destroyed.
Only Air Force in modern times that attacked literally meters away from their highly dangerous targets.
Brits lost 4 ships? I gotta look past the meme and actually read up on that conflict
America said our attack was militarily impossible - turns out attacking somewhere several thousand miles away from refuel and supply is hard
you know exactly what I'm talking about
>open window
>see only one Norwegian vessel
All of the planes that fought in the Falklands were given in the 1970s, 1972 the first Mirages came.
The A-4B Skyhawks were bought in 1966.
easy
drone torpedos with lead powder coating
I always tought that we were obviously the most butthurt about the conflict. I mean it was our only war in the past 150 years.
But I keep seen more and more Brits actually thinking THEY were the underdog. That is just not true!
laugh at the ramp and think about how the british have perfected humor.
I wait for a cargo ship to pass by
summon the Royal Canadian Navy to btfo them out of the water
Also, were they "our guys" ?
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Awesome.
Hope they have shore leave in my city so I can sell tourist shit to sailors.
>323 dead and the single most powerful ship in your fleet lost vs 80 dead and a few little heaps of junk
>why can't Americans afford a ramp?
>Why are Americans using out of date dirty nuclear powered vessels?
>What happened to the American ships twin towers?
4 modern ships= Junk
one, at the time, 50 year old ship= the most powerfull one
Avoid the fact that those 4 ships were sunk with old rusty planes with shitty tech and no back up if they got downed, and the ARA Belgrano was sunk by a modern nuclear submarine.
>ramp
T-23 are magnificent ships
>>what happened to the american ships twin towers
No, not again
Sit back and watch as our allies dock their ships in our ports.
>What happened to the American ships twin towers?
And we had WW2 junk, stop complaining.
Last time the RN visited they opened up for a self-guided tour which was pretty neat.
>t. Captain of the USS Barack Hussein Obama
Which is probably just a canoe with some Somali pirates on board
>tfw i live in middle of a forest with nearest body of water being kilometres away
safe to say I'd be VERY unsettled and intrigued
Laugh at my nations complete lack of planes to fly off that carrier and proceed to wonder what exactly it is doing in that formation. Unless, of course, the other ships are its escort. Being that it is unarmed. A floating car park. With no cars.
You mean Anglo-Nordic-American navy?
>ramps
FUCKING
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
That doesn't always go well for you.
>Anglo-Norwegian-American Navy
So the US navy plus a couple of extra frigates and cruisers.