How do I stop masturbating

How do I stop masturbating

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Dont touch your pee pee

if you feel like touching your pee pee

Go workout instead
or eat a nanner

maybe fly a kite or listen to a song

Lol brainlets its not hard just don't do it or even think about it. I stopped like a week ago from doing it three times a day and it's not that hard

Stop watching naked women

For starters take this trash thread to

cut off your hands like they do in S*udi Ar*bia

See you in another week when you relapse and make a thread like this

Fpbp

You can't and, if you try, remember that relapse is inevitable.

masturbating is good and healthy, you need that testosterone flowing, so go to the gym and pump up virgin

More workout and cold shower.

Spend more time with your waifu.

Try getting crippling depression. Guaranteed to work.

>get depression
>fap even more

I was at the orleans casino in vegas, and there was a black shoe shiner just like this fellow. I won my fair share of cash that night but i have an issue with smoking around others in the casino. The fellow was very social and cleaned shoes well. Anyways i went outside to smoke a cig, the closest door was 50 feet from his station. I go out there and i hear him on the phone, crying to his mama that he wants to go home he hates it here. He doesnt want to be here and blahblah. I was up 15k and i wanted to light the fire of a hustle under his ass. I waited til ge was done on the phone and told him that you gotta hustle and never give up. If you quit and bitch and moan youre no better than the scum of the earth. Gave him 600 and a cig.

Oh well he probably moved back to atlanta or he hustled and made it out if vegas. Thats a better chance i gave him than a fucking gibme because i noticed the light in his eyes after that chat.

Im a fucking jap but i know how to get somethinf from nothing.

mountain bike a lot. That will squish your perineum and reduce desire.

and then the nigger went and spent it on hookers and blow
good job, ki-sama

Cum, the refectory period will keep your hands idle for a while.

Eh. I gave him a true chance. 600 in cash could have paid for that months rent so he could apply himself or whatever. Idk. He didnt seem like the ooga booga type, too beta.

>Not using a drop out seat while mountain biking
Why would you abuse your body like this

>600 in cash could have paid for that months rent
No.

Thanks for the advice Mr. Goldbergblattstein! Would you happen to have some porn you could sell me to aid in my mastubatory endeavors? Perhaps some of that good BBC stuff?

Join a grooming network.

Aw. Sorry to hear. Hope hes doing well. I walked by him the next nignt or two (was there for 2 weeks) and he seemed uplifted and wed give each other a nod when i walked by to my hotel room.

He broke into my room and raped me on my last night tho. Kidding.

why u are so weak

1. Stop watching pornography and if you cannot stop, ONLY use pictures. DO NOT USE MOVING STIMULI (videos or GIFS!).

2. Limit the frequency of masturbation to once a day and journal your state of mind before and after

Things like
>How was I feeling before I did it
>Was I bored?
>How do I feel afterward?
>Causes/effects

3. Make a resolution to QUIT and do not even think sexually, and QUIT.
Avert your eyes whenever you see an attractive woman (unless you are interested in pursuing a procreative relationship with her). Dismiss all sexual thoughts.

4. Should you become aroused to the point where you need to again, DO NOT USE STIMULI and do NOT DO IT AT YOUR COMPUTER AREA.
Desk area = productive space.

Good luck. It was easier for me to quit opiates and smoking than sex/masturbation but it is possible.

The funny part is you tried to teach him to hustle, when in fact he hustled you out of $600.

can't recommend this one

prayer.

there was this insane follower of sigmund freud named Wilhelm Reich and when studying his daughter he was trying to get her in the habit of masturbating so she would open up to him in therapy (seriously) and found that by praying less she was convinced to masturbate more and was consequently more malleable to "terapy"

I'm not religious, so what I get from this is that your private time should be spent reflecting on what is more important than base pleasures,
it's tough but it sets you straight

now i understand why i dont want fap

The refractory period for many males, including me is only 2 minutes and regardless, it doesn't satiate as much as you would think if you are genuinely addicted.
Depression makes masturbation your only interest because it's quick, temporary pleasure.
Depressed people masturbate more, not less. I did whenever I was extremely depressed.

Yeah he probably pulls the po' lil' nigga shine box cryin' on da phone with momma scam at least once a night.

i thought you people were good with money.

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Dude i grew up poor i didnt notice the differencw between 14400 and 15000 that night. Especially since i was maybe 14 shots of jack in.

You must place your penis on a belt-sander

>alcohol contributes to bad decisions
Surprise, surprise.

Why would you stop? Jerking it is good exercise and is actaully good for you, just limit it to a few times a month. 4-5 tops.

It's Vegas so you get a pass for being dumb with money, just most people don't just give it to a nigger for feels.

Just wank the first day of the month and convince yourself to wait out till the next 1st.

>How do I stop masturbating
Don't bother - it's normal and healthy.

This is the most Jewish thing I've ever heard

>Why would you stop?
Waste of time, some people cannot limit themselves to 4-5 times per month. It's easier to quit altogether to do it occasionally from my experience.

>actaully good for you
No it isn't. It makes your mind too sexual, wastes time, and causes you to lose vital nutrients.

>two bedrooms
> $1028

fuck me

i miss Jeb! memes

This guy has some good advice. He is a little odd but even he realized how big of a waste of time it was in PRISON for god's sake. Even if you're in the worst spot in the world, masturbation will only take away from you.

youtube.com/watch?v=i5f1MbW2OJY

I remember i went down my last night, and i blew a lot on investing online and my money was locked and i didnt want to deal with banking so i went to this one bar that had the blackjack computer tables. I started at the 50 cent tables and the bartender kept chatting sports with me and i wanted to talk more because i was bored and i got lead to tbe right consoles and by the end of the night i was playing on the 10$credit machines.

Walked in with 100 and had 6000 (always hold on 17) and i kept losing til i cashed out with 200. The bartender saw me shit away 5800 and he was like "just pretend youre playing and hit the buttons what do you want tk drink" and i was like "you got any jack?"

They have it on the gun lol. I got fucked up and wobbled to my room and had to go to hoover dam with family in 3 hours.

Dont wear hats because its windy and the water is littered with everyones hats.

just take into account that all your actions shape the world

Leave your dick alone!

Here is a collection of scientific evidence showing how bad sexual excess is for you before (((they))) infiltrated the field:

antisex.info/en/contin.htm

>An opinion has gained ground in modern times, not only among the general public, but also among physicians, that the belief in the physiological value of continence belongs to the dark ages of religious superstitions and scientific ignorance, and is incompatible with physiological knowledge. Certain pseudosexologists, have exploited this idea to their commercial advantage and have created in the public mind a phobia in regards to continence, which is regarded as a cause of nervous and mental diseases and a positive health danger. On the basis of this belief, physicians and psychoanalysts have looked on continence for the cause of the nervous ailments of youth and have advised young men to visit prostitutes and risk venereal infection as a lesser evil than the assumed hazards of abstinence.

>A careful reading should, however, convince any open-minded reader that the above view is false, and that continence per se can never do harm, but is always beneficial; and that when trouble occurs in an individual not practicing normal sex relations, the fault is not continence but some vicarious means of sex expression, excessive nocturnal emissions, etc. In view of the richness of the semen in lecithin, cholesterol, phosphorus and other constituents of nervous and brain tissue it is clear that it is incontinence, or loss of these valuable nerve- nourishing substances which, by promoting undernutrition, is responsible for disturbed functioning of the nervous system and brain, and never true continence, contrary to the unscientific views of the (((psychoanalysts)))

jacking off is good for you. Why would y ou want to stop
>releases endorophines
>no appreciable impact on sperm count
>no impact on young male refractory period
unless it's prevented you from going outside, masturbate as much as possible.

You could have went over to the Fremont and played on penny machines with free drinks all night long.

>We have seen that the internal secretions of the sex glands stand at the basis of the individual's physical and mental vitality and that sex hormones are present in the external as well as in the internal secretions of the gonads. Many of the effects attributed to such hormones, as we have seen, are due to the physiological effect of resorbed semen. Conservation of semen means conservation of sex hormones and increased vigor, while loss of semen means loss of hormones and diminished vitality; also chronic deficiency of such hormones leads to the symptoms of senility, which Voronoff and Steinach strove to overcome by increasing the amount of sex hormones in the blood.

>The semen is a viscid albuminous fluid, alkaline in reaction, which is very rich in calcium and phosphorus, also in lecithin, cholesterol, albumen, nucleoproteins, iron, vitamin E, etc. In the ejaculation of the normal man, about 226 million spermatozoa are given off; these are rich in phosphorized fats (lecithin), cholesterol (the parent-source of sex hormones), nucleoproteins and iron. An ounce of semen is considered to be equal in value to sixty ounces of blood, of which it constitutes an extract of some of its most valuable of constituents, as far as its vitalizing power is concerned. Dr. Frederick McCann remarks on this point, "From what has been stated it must be admitted that the spermatic fluid does possess potentialities justifying the belief of ancient writers concerning its vital properties.

I believe the talk i had with him made him realize he wasnt in the best confidence to make it, especially in vegas. I see homeless panhandling "for food" but we all know its for lotto tickets or a megabucks roll.

Something about our chat made me feel he wasnt full of shit. Thats all.

I hope hes doing great now, intergrated with white society and is making a living and moreso that he can provide foe his family and mama. I want to believe hes taking care of his mama.

Hope is a great thing.

circumcision was designed to reduce interest in sex and promote a work ethic.
don't buy the nofap jew

Cut off your hands

Dude i go to the orleans to hang with blacks and raunchy whites that let me flirt and eventually fuck em, not go to the fremont and see the same degenerate gamblers from hawaii where i come from.

>How do I stop masturbating

You don't.

>>releases endorophines
So does using opiates, that is a reason why it's addictive retard.
>>no appreciable impact on sperm count
This should have no consequence in your decision not to masturbate.
>no impact on young male refractory period
Masturbation induces the refractory period, imbecile, plus this is really a pointless argument as a reason FOR doing it.

>unless it's prevented you from going outside, masturbate as much as possible.
If you masturbate as much as possible, it will prevent you from going outside, waste a huge amount of time, and make you feel tired and fatigued all day. You're a genuine bonehead.

Cut off your dick

Get a wife to give you a hand job.

This.

Retard, this is one reason why the Jews are so successful, MASTURBATION is forbidden among conservative Jews and is one reason WHY they promote it so heavily toward the goys.
The know a goy addicted to masturbation will be docile.

shlomo, fuck off

Stop looking at dudes with feminine penises

Stop masturbating for a while and you'll slowly lose the urge to masturbate

Drink and smoke (tobacco). It absolutely fucking works. Problem is you pay a higher price.

Spread your Jewish solutions somewhere else.

Who else read it in his voice?

dudes..real talk here
i dont think that fapping is the problem
the problem is edging 5hrs to every sick niche of porn there is
a relaxing handy using vanilla pics/vids before going to bed seems natural and comfy

> it will prevent you from going outside, waste a huge amount of time
Then stop. The only people who are interested in nofap are people who do not have a problem with fapping itself.
A sex maniac who can't stop whacking his dick is going to whip it out on the subway and jack off.
nofap is not a solution for this poor soul.
>young frustrated man releasing sexual energy to breed 37 times a day
there is no problem with this
jacking off is good for you

Have you tried collecting turtles?

Jews are the biggest promoters of masturbation to the goys and own every large porn company.

(((Dr. Drew))) (((dr. Ruth))) and almost any (((sex-ologist))). "Perfectly natural goy, just exploring your sexuality! Masturbate, GOOD GOY!"

They know it is a waste of time and promotes degeneracy in a society. Which is why they abstain from it (at least conservative/orthodox ones) and shill for it so heavily toward the goyim.

Yup!

So simple, if you're a troll.

You pic is bullshit.

I got myself a chastity belt and a buttplug. Have not fapped even once since.

Porn industry is a Jewish Industry

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If you are interested in being successful as orthodox jews, via the methods orthodox jews use, THEN JOIN ORTHODOX JUDAISM
>muh natsoc naziism
kys faggot

Lol.

>Jack off 37 times a day
>there is no problem with this

it is classical conditioning. The more you masturbate, the more you want to masturbate and the more you'll masturbate. It is making you frusturated to begin with. it is a cycle.

>blue gloves

Why the ef you can't get those nitrile gloves in black? I mean they already sell every color of rainbow and you still go for the basic blue?

incompetence... incompetence.. that's what it is

Works for me famo

>muh natsoc naziism
(((you)))

>Stop watching pornography and if you cannot stop


Porn addiction is a serious, serious, serious issue, user.

When I workout I always wanna rub one out after. Something about busting a nut when your muscles are throbbing.

Quit playing with your dinghy.

>How do I stop masturbating
Same as with any other temptation.
a) Prayer
b) Fasting
c) Manual labor

Reminder, there is a concentrated effort on online sites to promote and normalize pornography by (((Mindgeek))), the company that owns pornhub,

see this post: That is why there are so many shills here promoting a habit that will consume your energy and gives you NOTHING but temporary pleasure.

Holy askesis + :)
St. John Cassian and st. Macarios approve

>Same as with any other temptation.

For example to breathe.

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>sex and masturbation are just like shitting or breathing, goy

wouldn't help.

Only death or castration can completely stop that desire. Or you could get some degenerate whore be your living onahole so you can tell yourself sticking your dick in her is not masturbation.

They are the same, except humanity would die out faster if nobody would breathe.

>How do I stop masturbating

Damn it ... you LIE. I will write a good counter response to your argument just as soon as I finish jerking it to old black tranny porn

Good Goy