The government would never tell the public when the President has been evacuated to his EOC

The government would never tell the public when the President has been evacuated to his EOC.

Trump leaves bedminster tomorrow afternoon and will go underground. Prepare for an imminent attack from North Korea on the West Coast of the US.

WAKE ME UP

So what do you gain by spreading panic? Just curious.

Has the internet been slowing down for anyone else?

please hit san fran or la.... please

Just let it happen already. Modern life is too fucking boring. People are literally changing sex because it's so fucking boring.

Get Dr. Savage out first

fake news

drumpf is going to play golf the whole 17 days of vacation

panic boners

>west coast
Goodbye, Commiefornia.

>imminent attack from NK on the WC
don't be a dick tease

CHAOS

Sf pls

30 minutes

>west coast
Phew, thank God. Was afraid the Norks would try to take out Trump himself and glass my state in the process

checked. I CANT WAKE UP

*YAWN* SAGE

What if something stopped it before hand.

Like an EMP?

please both!

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>plebbit flag
kys yourself

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