Press F to pay respects.
Press F to pay respects
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Not happening. Unless numerics equal a trifecta it ain't happening move along folks.
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literally who?
>being a beta island cuck
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kek
Man that was such a good game
Fuck. My parents moved there after they retired. Cheap cost of living and everyone speaks English. Hope this is all just one of Kim's pranks.
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Fuck you, Guam.
Hold on tight. Guam is going to tip over.
Holy shit, did it finally capsize?!
Hank Johnson was right!
Damn, you beat me
Atleast you wont have to pay for their cremation
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guamanians need not fear. I am the only hero they need
with my strength i will absorb the nukes and challenge the entirety of north korea to a duel
Truly the hero you island monkeys need
/comfy/ proxyposting
guide on how to prove that its not a proxy for a retard
im in guam i dont have smart :(
Grab your gun, you are in a for a wild fight.
>Also Captcha says Magnum
Take a picture of outside, or the beach.
Call your family now and tell them you love them to death
Tell us what you want the world to know before you die. We need to document you and your future sacrifice.
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they'd sooner nuke Yokota in japan then Guam. kills two birds with one stone.
Move outta there
Now
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>Press I to easily intercept the pathetic Nork Missile
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Isn't that New zealand?