>be a British model
>go to Milan for a photoshoot
>get kidnapped by Romanian gang and locked in a cage for 6 days
>get told you'll be sold as a sex slave for rich arabs
>kidnappers go through your Instagram and find out you're a mother
>they set you free because kidnapping mothers is against the gang's rules
Next day greet the reporters dressed like this...
I'm sorry my british friends but how the fuck does this pass for a model in your country.
>model
ok what am i missing here?
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Well England isn't really known for their good looking women...
>long blonde hair
>attractive face
>full breasts
>fit body
What's not to like?
we are very much titguys, nothing else matters
also this is a stunt and nothing adds up
>British
>Model
Pick one
Bullshit. You are missing out loads of bullshit.
Why do women think this is acceptable?
Do some squats, thot.
>2/10 woudn't bang
What the hell is this nasty shit shes wearing? She looks like trailer trash, I cannot believe those flip flops are Givenchy, what has fashion come to?
maybe she was hot before having a kid
Some day you'll understand, user.
I'll accept it.
Post a more attractive woman.
#slapallwomen when
>we are very much titguys, nothing else matters
its quite common to call porn actress "models"
thanks for the clarification famamilia
Challenge accepted
>Post
>they find out she's a mother well into the kidnapping
>they set her free
>one guy even turns himself in
it's fucking baffling
ITT: actual faggots
>1/10 also big feet
also is this some kind of joke article?
Fucking Romanian scum. I know two Romanians who are pieces of shit involved in criminal activity. Are they the new turds of Europe now that Italians don't do organized crime as much?
Fashion has always been selling the shit out of a name and then placing that name onto shit. It helps us steal Persian women because their dudes all dress like fags.
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Understand what? Not an ounce of moralfaggotry from my end, friend.
Pretty sure this "model" (read: Insta thot) kidnapping story is just a ruse to crack down on Tor and Bitcoin.
>>lmessy, dirty hair
>>average face
>>saggy tits
>>grandma body
FTFY
>that riding camel
>smiling
>still wants pictures taken of her
so she didn't even get like raped while passed out or something? I mean she is pretty fucking hot if I was one of those kidnappers I wouldn't hesitate to touch her hot body
also having kid
d actually saved her that speaks a lot
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw
Who's this dime?
I bet that creature has a cock
Kmart model, or Chavmart, whatever they call it there.
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
kek
checkmate
High-tier kek
Maybe the costumer doesnt like used goods
Hmm, is that a women? My trap sense is tingling.
Having kids is what women are supposed to do. There's a reason that gets you a pass outside of Lefty societies.
>See picture of Maisie Williams
>See two replies
>"Pls let one of these replies be the OL IN OUT pasta"
Was not disappoint, thanks user
I still say it is her breaking into porn. I bet she agreed to do some porn with the gypsies, and then claims rape so it is not as bad when the vids surface.
Pic related: It will be her in a year or two. Just look at those flabby thighs.
thats a man
People saying she's ugly wouldn't know what to do if a woman like that showed interest in them. I'd totally lose my shit.
Would go full beta cuckold for... Stupidly hot single-mother chavs are my fetish. There's this website called Downblouse Jerk and Bopping Babes... these British girls drive me fucking crazy. How can sluts with no self-respect be so fucking beautiful? Doesn't make sense...
>her tits are garbage
lol this shit is fake as fuck, some kind of publicity stunt
>sidewalk
>Block
>her tits are garbage
lol sure mate
>open till late, milkshake
bitch totally planned it, she prolly should got more did up for this photo though
I hope if I ever get kidnapped they can find my Sup Forums history because I have no other internet presence but even then I use the neighbors wifi
>>kidnappers go through your Instagram and find out you're a mother
>>they set you free because kidnapping mothers is against the gang's rules
big if true
First of all, it was fake.
Second, she deserved it if it's real.
bitch needs to suck in her gut wtf
Jenna is just a perfection. No one here dare to shit talk her.
Its just chav sloots m8
She's not a model model
She's what's called a 'glamour model' here in the UK
Think, models in porn magazines and page 3 in the Sun
Damn she's busted as fuck, I'd send her back too
Kek
literally no tits
lel
>black death
>for everyone topless model single moms
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???
Me recks it was likely one of two possibilities.
Either a larger group got careless and this irl Polack is a patsy who we'll never see again.
Or, the gang ballsed up and their contact got cold feet as a result. Her not seeming the slightest bit abused is pretty curious though.
HAHAHAHAHA CANADA HAS A PROBLEM WITH THIS CHICK
Only country with uglier women on average is Canada
Man look at those tits.
10/10 would blow multuple loads of my superior American seed into to breed.
>Be dumb enough to believe her
You know, perhaps we should help women with this.
Its quite simple. To reproduce they have two choices:
>be virgin bride/sister wife/housewife with loyalty and submission to their man they have chosen to bind themselves to, and then projecting their greed and need for more status and powder over his own status and power so that she pushes him to be alpha
Or
>Rapebait that will get occasionally raped as a normal occurrence once in a while, shrug it off
and not complain, since that is what she is and continue to be a total slut for the best men so she can get the best cum and cock.
If guys have to choices in being losers or winners theory get the choice of family and tradition or promiscuity, sexual liberation and potential soon to be decriminalized rape
>being a tits guy
poor taste
lol boob job or push up bra.
mate if she had tits that other pic wouldnt be so pathetic no matter her attire
He didn't turn himself in. He got caught when he was releasing her. He was a complete retard, though.
>superior American seed
day status: made
>coalburner
really the best you can do?
okay lad
Every time you hear about Italian mafia nowadays it's either Romanians or Albanians. Mostly the latter.
>british model
>checks face
i guess
she looks hot to me
speak for yourself m80
i prefer these girls t b q h
in terms of looks obviously
i wouldn't actually want anything to do with one of these braindead cows
being a tit guy means being higher up in evolution. FACT. tits developed when we started walking on our feet. so if you think tits > ass you are not a brainlet
I wonder how many white girls actually have been abducted and turned into harem sex slaves etc.
Romanians confirmed for shitskins.
>having an interracial relationship forced by the BBC means shes a coalburner IRL XD HAHA REKT THAT MAKES HER A 0/10
fag
yeah because you probably look like frank zane, don't you?
was it a publicity stunt?
...
Seriously bro, don't trash her.
This is a Jenna Coleman appreciation thread now.
you retards stupid? its called the black death and the guy was polish not romanian, fucking uneducated monkeys.
>living in a country where a woman is the highest ranking politician
You showed me the light user.
>her tits are garbage
No they are her only redeeming quality.
So since we all know this is a publicity stunt. When is someone over there going to kidnap her, and drop her in the Sharia Zone for some cultural enrichment? It is not as if anyone would care much since it is part&parcel of being dressed scantily around such devote peoples.
my argument for ass > tits is this:
big tits and a small ass looks fucking ridiculous. It majorly fucks up the proportions. A woman should be thickest around the hip area.
At least with small tits and a big ass (I'm talking squat booty, not the cellulite monstrosities that niggers lust over), the proportion is still as it should be. This also assumes that the thighs are good too. Just look at Kim K as an example of big ass / no thighs; she's revolting.
Are you a mother?
Mate, the most attractive American is Boogie298 (morbidly obese YouTuber). Y'all are all so fat, addicted to corn syrup y'all cannot compete with Britain.
Good bantz from a country whose main export is trannies doing scat porn
if thats a trap i need sauce
That's why you have kids honey pies; slavery insurance.
muh dicc
this is 10/10 imo
>slavery has been abolis-
Fuckable but not a model. Maybe a model in Uzbekistan or some place.
